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Shoot your shot 20-18 https://t.co/PNVIP7F2xU
Things I like: eating, sleeping, & no work. Things I don't like: responsibilities.
RT @Lorraejo: I won’t do my hair or makeup for girls night BUT WILL do it to respond to a cute guy’s Snapchat. Don’t worry, I’m rolling my…
I understand you don't like me but I need you to understand that I don't care
Why get 1 toy when you can get a whole pack full!? 😍 Christmas is coming early this year for our SGP tribe 👏… https://t.co/3u1BXlhIFh
I wish I could list "deciphering drunk texts" as a skill on my resume
Experimentation is the basis for a healthy sex life! So don’t stop with your toys. Here’s why you may or may not ne… https://t.co/jTGuu9frTN
For every cute candid Instagram, there is a person taking it who feels incredibly awkward
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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear There's more guac.
*accidentally cares more about mixed drinks than responsibilities* https://t.co/arCDjSqJaU
Being a girl is so expensive!
Just because we don't talk anymore, that doesn't mean I don't still think about you.
My teachers did warn me that I'd need math someday https://t.co/o3B51sWwLU
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
Experimentation is the basis for a healthy sex life! So don’t stop with your toys. Here’s why you may or may not ne… https://t.co/A7YfYiNePU
A girl's "whatever" means "fuck you."
We’ve never let you down before so why would Orgasm Day be any different? Here’s some of our go to toys to make thi… https://t.co/Uyi47mSX0x
I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember
RT @Lorraejo: If you want to say “I’m sorry” you can send it as a Venmo.
What happened to SnapChat best friends? How else am I going to figure out who people are low-key hooking up with?
Nothing worse than going for the major O when the batteries in your favorite toy die 👎 (PS: nice work!!). Enter cer… https://t.co/jCa0sicMxx
Is there a vaccine for feelings?
We love experimenting in the bedroom - yay! But we also love to keep ourselves healthy and risk-free. Learn more ab… https://t.co/biDtfyOWwz
You can tell how much someone has their life together by the quality of lighting in their pictures
We have not one, but TWO ✌ goodies that will tighten up that vag! All we need is a lucky winner! 😏… https://t.co/vnQ80bqAMr
Retweet if you've ever felt personally victimized by Mondays.
Suicide is no joke. It’s serious, it’s painful and we need to talk about! The SGP team wants you to know you’re not… https://t.co/qLtgImWFU9
Just imagine how great life would be if Starbucks was free.
There’s just so much that can be *ehhh* with a dick….am i right? Here’s a list of the things we’ve ALL questioned a… https://t.co/cG8G7H0j4R
Monday: let's not and say we did.
Sundays, could you please not
Gotta let him know 😏 https://t.co/wT486DwKLA
Tinder now costs more than Netflix. Thanks for making my decision to die alone even easier.
We were set up 😕 https://t.co/kd86S3pMSJ
I either have 459 things to do all at once or I have all the free time in the world there's no in between.
Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.
Brunch: because it's always better to have a mimosa close by when you find out what you did last night
Is "I just can't" an excused absence yet?
It's kinda messed up that you can accidentally make a baby but you can't accidentally make a pizza.
I'm on that diet where I eat whatever I want but still constantly talk about losing weight.
First thought when I heard “Ceramic Sex Toys”: well, that doesn’t sound pleasant 😖 I gave one a whirl, and hello, g… https://t.co/eabDURH0BH
If you need me, I'll be knee-deep in a series on Netflix which is currently substituting for a social life
July 25th was Orgasm Day 😲! It’s never too early to start getting ready for next year with these tips!… https://t.co/kO7R6YMBe9
Hangover or near death experience? Too close to tell.
Walk into the brunch like 'whaddup I'm probably still drunk'
Chase liquor not fuck boys
STI cases in the U.S. are at an all-time high! The SGP team We’ve has pulled together some facts to keep you educat… https://t.co/XY7iBNmGb6
This vodka tastes like I'll be texting you later
Have you ever experienced an uncircumsized penis? It’s just a little extra skin! Here’s why you shouldn't be such a… https://t.co/N4XcCp0UxV
Having your life figured out is overrated
What if we told you that you can strengthen your vagina? Ladies, do we have the giveaway for you! 💃… https://t.co/u0AB5WFWNI
It's Friday, Friday, gotta lay out at the pool and get drunk on Friday!
Back-to-school is right around the corner! And when I think college parties, I think THEME PARTIES! Here are some i… https://t.co/esq7UgBSv6
They're talking about falling in love and my first thought was pizza.
I continue to amaze myself by how great I am at doing absolutely nothing.
Half of my conversations with other people are just me making weird facial expressions tbh.
...huh?! 😮 https://t.co/IY4aL9fPYE
Money can buy happiness it's called 2 for 1 margs.
I just want a boyfriend so I can do this to him...Dinner is served 🍴 https://t.co/DLkxixwtIP
My attitude can be summed up as "humble with a hint of Kanye."
Start enjoying period sex and legit stop worrying about staining towels and expensive sheets! How? Simple, The Adul… https://t.co/oz6KVf8LKW
RT @Lorraejo: When your ex still looks at your snap and insta stories https://t.co/LUspWVMQJg
I put tacos as one of my emergency contacts in my phone because when I'm hungry it honestly feels a lot like an emergency.
ctrl alt delete my responsibilities
Some days you eat kale salads and go to the gym, some days you eat a box of cookies and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
If you need me, I'll be knee-deep in a series on Netflix which is currently substituting for a social life
You still have the chance to win 1 of 3 prizes that are sure to spice up your life 🔥 Make sure you don't miss out!… https://t.co/alcQ9CfpW3
Adulting is hard 😉 https://t.co/ueBwo7Dkv2
If you can make me laugh you can take off my pants
Current Summer Mood 😏 https://t.co/JIYs4khQLT
True friends are friends that know about your first email address, but don't judge you.
RT @Lorraejo: “What's wrong with me? Why don't I have my shit together? Why do I feel this way again? I thought I had it all figured out?”…
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disagree
What if we told you that you can strengthen your vagina? Ladies, do we have the giveaway for you! 💃… https://t.co/L3ghjKJvvm
Team Don't Grow Up it's a Trap
Even in 2018 there is a stigma around mental illness. With so many recent stories of suicide in the news here’s why… https://t.co/37KDyw9JjQ
True Life: Happy Hour is my Therapy.
Theme parties are the best parties and we have some ideas for your next one! 🎉 https://t.co/jI9nH8lRjq https://t.co/z2P5C8Iczh
Whoever said you can't buy happiness obviously never had a Girl Scout cookie
@ForHerPleasure 🙌🏼 glad it’s fixed!
@ForHerPleasure Hey there! Thanks for the heads up! What issue are you experiencing, and on what device?
Still waiting for JK Rowling to pull a Beyonce and randomly drop the 8th Harry Potter book.
Physically I am tired but mentally I am even more tired
I do this super cool thing where I curl up in a ball, roll around, cry loudly and acknowledge that my life is a joke
I would never want to live in a world without pizza
I'm going to be so productive today! Right after I scroll through my Instagram feed.
What rhymes with Monday? Exhausted.
It's kinda messed up that you can accidentally make a baby but you can't accidentally make a pizza.
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You gotta earn that emoji next to your name
Adding things to my to-do list that I've already done just so I can feel like I've done something with my life.
July 21st was Handjob Day 📅! If you missed it check out how you can celebrate next year / Be sure to make the most… https://t.co/LsiaRBHlgI
I still eat peanut butter and jelly and require naps so growing up is kind of out of the question.
Small boobs are boobs too! We’re 👏 clapping 👏 back 👏 at body shaming by showing you how to love your tiny tatas too… https://t.co/kdqv0PwPVX
Taking donations for spring break 2k19 starting now
Buying clothes sounds way better than doing laundry
Care less, stress less
I totally* have my life together. *Not even a little bit.
What if you were sent to prison for making a choice that affects your body? This is a reality women in this nation… https://t.co/5o15KqgPp9
When someone asks you to go out and you're like ya I guess I can push back doing nothing and move up bored eating so I'll be there.
We all love gifts and HotHouse Intimates has created a monthly gift that will satisfy you and your partner 💞. Check… https://t.co/7LipjoFC5C
Is there a vaccine for fuckboys?
Ever wanted to take your handjobs up a notch? We’ve got you covered with some products that will do just that! 💁… https://t.co/SKnzUWxnUf
Summer break is a reminder that I need to find friends who have pools.
A vibrator that you can control from the app on your phone 🙀? What a time to be alive! Here’s why you need the We-V… https://t.co/cnG4F14cTs
Sometimes I feel like I just need Donna from Parks and Rec to come in and tell me to pull my shit together
Real friends are the ones who tag you in insta pics that perfectly describe how awesome and drunk you are.
Scrub a dub dub, your sex toys also need a tub! Here’s why the UVee Go is exactly what you need 👌… https://t.co/8LTkk1ej0D
If you don't know every word to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, I can't trust you
Wetter is better ladies 💦, and this goes for hand jobs, too! Check out how to take your next hand job to a whole ne… https://t.co/RZqtiiNsQL
Oh will you look at that it's Let The Weekend Begin o'clock.
Simple, sleek, and elegant. Everything a lady could want in a mini vibrator 🙋. Take a look at why the OVO D5 is the… https://t.co/PnlkvPW3i1
Some people my age are getting engaged and I'm just over here having trouble finding a series on Netflix that I can commit to
The irony of Pro-life people calling for the death of women is very much real 😠! Here’s the truth behind how women… https://t.co/NCEVCTXHml
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by forgetting to pay my car insurance.
I'm at the age where a lot of my friends are getting married. They may have each other, but I have mozzarella sticks.
Yeah I'll try to pencil you in, but I'm pretty booked with organizing my Netflix schedule and questioning every decision I've ever made
Are you addicted to your sex toys? I know I am! That’s why making sure I keep them clean is number 1 priority. Show… https://t.co/KneINQus2L
So what's it like to be emotionally stable? Asking for a friend
Your boob size doesn’t define your sexy! Here’s how you can own that tiny chest and still feel like the queen you a… https://t.co/Zhgig8KKvo
My greatest talents include complaining and refreshing my Instagram.
7 vibrations X 6 levels of intensity = 💥 your next go to pleasure! Check out the Lovelife Cuddle and why we think… https://t.co/vFLjlf3ydn
How are people my age having babies I can't even remember to feed myself.
Many think handjobs are a thing of the past? 🚨 FALSE 🚨! Check out why these products can improve your foreplay game… https://t.co/Od1O3Kysci
"What the fuck is going on" -Me talking about my life.
I feel like I'm on cloud wine. I mean nine... lol jk I definitely meant wine.
Walk around, sit down, anal and vaginal pleasure 😏. So much fun with just one toy! Here’s why you need the Club Vib… https://t.co/BIxp4WJtCk
My life is a romantic comedy except instead of cuddling and giggling with a cute guy, it's a bottle of wine
Pro-choice women in Malta are systematically hunted down, abused, cyberbullied, cyberstalked, and intimidated into… https://t.co/1cF71pyOte
Procrastination Level: Logging into MySpace.
How nice would it be to have a personal box created to meet yours and your partners sexual needs? Well HotHouse int… https://t.co/pfy06i8Jtc
Wow, pretending to be a real life adult is exhausting
Sure your guy can do it himself, but it’s just not as sexy solo 👫! Show him how it’s really done with these tips… https://t.co/qclYXtP3qI
Perks of dating me: I like naps and Chipotle, I'll share my Netflix password, sometimes I'm funny.
RT @Lorraejo: 16 minutes is about the threshold before I start freaking out about a crush’s lack of response to my text.
Do you like your coloring books a little artsy and a lot of dirty? We’re taking adult coloring books to the next le… https://t.co/7jEXcYp4OR
August is the Sunday of summer.
My hump, my hump, my little lady lumps 🎵...that’s how the song goes right? Here’s why we think being part of the It… https://t.co/69CIhnD3oC
My idea of "rock bottom" is waiting 15 minutes for a guy to text back.
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Are you a sex toy beginner 🙆? How about an expert 💁? Either way the Lovelife Cuddle is a must have and here’s why!… https://t.co/nvkRvqH05S
Telling a person that you like them is probably the hardest shit ever.
10 settings, option to control from your phone and a 3 devils 😈😈😈 rating from the SGP team... Do we need to say mor… https://t.co/dgUCX94PFI
Spooning: it’s all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection 😉. Then, it’s just hot and sexy!… https://t.co/ddB97pbCHg
Alcohol and summer just go together perfectly.
Do you like it a little intense? Well, we’ve got something for you power queens out there 👑! Let us formally introd… https://t.co/Azgl9PXU4L
Shout out to mac and cheese for being a positive influence in my life.
Are you addicted to your sex toys? I know I am! That’s why making sure I keep them clean is number 1 priority. Show… https://t.co/6KBTdNm1FQ
Girls are made of sugar & spice but mostly carbs.
You always have the power to get back to shore, even if you feel swept up in a tide. You can build a life that empo… https://t.co/hEN3nFrktv
Our writer is choosing not to let the number on the scale define her 🙅. Check out why you should too!… https://t.co/EDi9qnAVIE
Our sex toy collections all have to start somewhere. The OVO D5 is the perfect mini vibrator for all you beginners… https://t.co/GQU8jcmLex
Nothing will ruin your 20's more than thinking that you should already have your life together.
RT @Lorraejo: My entire @Tinder profile went blank so I guess this is a sign that my dating life is over.
Our writer has put her stamp of approval on the Club Vibe 3.oh Hero✔! I mean how could she not, she came 2 differen… https://t.co/hgaxoQtrBO
Don't chase 'em. Replace 'em.
Subscription boxes are taking over and our SGP tribe hasn’t been forgotten! Check out this monthly box that was mad… https://t.co/MoRg4PXih2
If I haven't embarrassed myself in front of you yet, don't worry, it will happen.
How many calories does bitching burn? I feel like I've earned this slice of pizza...
I may not be Mrs. Right, but I'll bang you 'til she shows up.
My student loans are seriously cutting into my alcohol budget.
Until I'm on a beach, I probably won't be happy.
Lust is my favorite sin.
I just want to be on the beach with a good book, hot guy, and a strong margarita.
Don't try to tell me hungry isn't an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul.
"Act my age"? Which age? Because emotionally I'm about 7.
Sometime moving on begins with hitting "delete contact”.
Betty White is the ultimate wino so you won’t out queen her, but nobody said you can’t have fun trying! Here’s what… https://t.co/wIjP6OKTeM
RT @Lorraejo: I'm starting a Year of Yoga Challenge🧘🏼♀️& created a free FB group for fellow babes to start or deepen their wellness journe…
Whenever I have a crush, I feel like a walking cliché.
Ladies, you should never wait at home by the phone. Wait at the bar and get really drunk and then send him naked pics from the bathroom.
Wondering what’s the best way to keep your sex toys clean 🤔? We’ve got you covered! https://t.co/D75CdYKx46 https://t.co/MpY4jFZYNe
If my hair isn’t past my boobs, l feel like it’s too short.
If he wants to talk to you, he'll text you.
RT @Lorraejo: I have a headache and I don’t know how to get rid of it. Take a nap? Drink more water? Have an orgasm? HELP
Who else has had to tell their guy to go deeper 🙋 This position master will help! Enjoy enhanced sensations and bet… https://t.co/zAby3B4sqc
“What’s wrong with me? Why don't I have my shit together? Why do I feel this way again? I thought I had it all figu… https://t.co/gtBcPIvUWW
This hangover feels like fuck you alcohol you can't break me.
Never run for a bus, train or a man. When one leaves, another arrives.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you must be smokin hot.
Have you ever had a hookup so bad you truly felt like you were in hell? Here’s what happened when our writer met Sa… https://t.co/FSQwXzuSuS
RT @Lorraejo: Just looked up “how to make your dog Instagram famous” so yeah, I’m going places in life.
RT @Lorraejo: Netflix and chill with this pint of @benandjerrys what up 💁🏼♀️🍦
You can tell a lot about a person by what they drink.
I'm so passive aggressive my last words will probably be "Don't worry about it, I'm fine. NO BIG DEAL."
RT @Lorraejo: Him: You just don’t seem like the kind of girl I could take home to meet my parents. Also him: https://t.co/oblmZZ4hiX
Being responsible is exhausting.
The only mistake I ever made in high school was every boy I dated.
Rule of Thumb: If you go home with somebody and they don't have any books, don't have sex with them.
RT @Lorraejo: Sometimes I feel like I have a firm grasp on happiness - like I have everything figured out - only to feel lost and confused…
A holiday all about #orgasms - Say no more! Gear up for #NationalOrgasmDay with @HustlerStores amazing collection o… https://t.co/qT6VabDtGH
All you need is love… And a dog. And wine. And good sex. And good food. And a lot of money. And a boat.
1 bottle, 2 bottles, 3 bottles…Uhhh ohh 🙀 Here’s what one writer learned from her adventurous night of drinking… https://t.co/urTq38x4KD
Most of us just want to be happy. But what does that mean? How do we get there? It's so much more confusing than it… https://t.co/rFchhoELtj
RT @luvtoyzstore: There's still time for you to enter to win a #BDSM pleasure pack! One lucky winner will win an #Ouch! Pleasure Pack with…
Next time you think I care, remember the 3 F's: If you aren't feeding me, financing me, or fucking me, I don't give a fuck.
Life's all about finding people who are your type of crazy.
RT @Lorraejo: I wanna get plastic surgery to look more like these cute ass Snapchat filters
Hate fuck. We’ve all had it and honestly it’s been some of the best sex ever 😏. But what happens when the hate fuck… https://t.co/BKjvcA8IQZ
Summer needs to SLOW DOWN.
@MayuShiroishi Yessss 🙌🏼🙌🏼 THIS!
"Send me a pic" is when a girl loses all respect for you.
I'll do me... you do you... then we can do each other.
A “sex marathon”?? Now that sounds like my kind of sport 🙋♀️! Find out how spooning can lead to the hottest sex yo… https://t.co/NQsVjVJ7En
I need a replacement liver.
RT @Lorraejo: My dog is looking for a new father figure if anyone wants to like... come split my rent or something.
@ohlvr Yaaaas 🙌🏼 life hack!
If my milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard, I bet a case of beer & SportsCenter will...
Weight Gain - Two words society has convinced us to be ashamed of 😳. But should we be? Here’s why we’re saying bye… https://t.co/geLhefhstq
I don't mind not having a boyfriend until I can't twist open a jar of food…
I'd rather fuck than give one.
I always want what I can't have.
RT @Lorraejo: I don’t miss him. I just really really like attention.
Your toys properly took care of you, make sure you return the favor! It’s the least you can do after reveling in po… https://t.co/RLnD7fhrxX
I'm addicted to everything about you.
Looking to step up your heel game 👠? You HAVE to go to TryKinky! We can't get over their sexy collection of shoes,… https://t.co/4QWq8llcQz
Hooking up in the shower because you were at the beach all day.
RT @Lorraejo: What lights you up & keeps you grounded? For me, my morning routine (meditation, yoga, gratitude, intention), taking my dog f…
No matter how broke I find myself, I always have money for alcohol.
Spooning is the perfect blend of passion and intimacy…And making anal sex 🍑 easier is just the cherry on top (or is… https://t.co/EOduZKntLd
I make sleep deprivation look good.
Did you know that you can learn a thing or 6 while drinking wine 😲? Girl, fill up your glass and let us teach you o… https://t.co/TwbgVpG0zZ
Does getting wine drunk make you more productive? Well, it did for this writer... https://t.co/g4PKaIV1ul https://t.co/MFAWvj3iD2
I like songs that make the size of my ass more popular.
The way to my heart is pizza, wine, great sex, massages and cuddles.
How do you like your condoms? Ultra thin, flexible, durable, and room-y! Try these - https://t.co/3P48WlTMKx https://t.co/JZLNnLAfwI
You like to sleep? Me too. Let’s do it together sometime.
I'd rather be at the beach.
What can you expect after finishing your 7th glass of wine?? We’ll tell you! https://t.co/g4PKaIV1ul https://t.co/nPTNNqsolp
I don't butt dial. I booty call.
Come over and let's watch half a movie.
You know who understands your feelings and doesn't judge? Pizza.
RT @Lorraejo: My type is “emotionally unavailable” with a hint of “narcissistic asshole”.
Masturbation, booty calls, and phallic emojis 😲 @emojibator is covering it all just in time for #WorldEmojiDay 🍌!… https://t.co/WMNqUfV85B
We know the importance of condoms, but sometimes want the sensation of nothing at all. These ultra thin, flexible c… https://t.co/Wuof6SqVcG
The amount of random bruises on my body the next day is directly correlated with the amount of fun I had last night.
Adventures in Getting Wine Drunk - A veteran wine drinker shares what to expect as the night goes on…… https://t.co/3uttfju9vY
This condom is 35% thinner than average with the same durability 😲 OH YEAH! And we know just where to get it…… https://t.co/dLvh7zzPbq
I like long walks on the beach & loaded nachos.
Next time when a guy says every girl should be classy, ask him to show you his browser history.
Who agrees wine drunk is the best kind of drunk 🙋♀️?! One writer shares why, and how a night full of wine could un… https://t.co/mwfnUQqCyD
Just went for a run. A liquor run, but still....
Can someone come make me pancakes and deliver them to my bed?
RT @Lorraejo: I want a wedding but not a marriage.
Do you like the security of using condoms, but not the feel of them? This ultra thin, lubricated condom may be your… https://t.co/eno9yydAFd
If the vagina is nature’s pocket, what’s the butt 🤔 The backdoor playground?! This cheeky, Broad City themed butt p… https://t.co/DODADCWV0Q
Sex is the only workout I actually enjoy.
Light-up bodysuits, unicorn snot, holographic fanny packs, and more 😁! We’ve gathered the cutest Summer festival mu… https://t.co/YQ2Wl2yz5J
I'm just trying to sleep with you… not date you.
On the beach with one guy while texting another.
Society genders everything… literally! Here’s why it’s harmful and what we can do to help… https://t.co/NSQlIXAAzX
Who needs clothes when you're covered in men?
Walk of Shame - We think not! Perfect your Stride of Pride after any one-night-stand with these tips!… https://t.co/ukp1UJ0SI2
Fuck that. Or me...
If you're trying to get over him, don't try and get under him.
Holding boyfriend auditions: stand by the ocean and remove your t-shirt in slow motion!
Basic nipple play is nice, but have you ever added an arousal gel to it?? If not, you’re missing out! This deliciou… https://t.co/hR8ARXiKeG
Festival season is upon us 😍! If you’re looking for the perfect outfits, accessories, and must-have gear, we’ve got… https://t.co/tpG0dIyvBe
RT @Lorraejo: Come follow along for a day in my life! I'm sharing what it's like to be a sex writer, entrepreneur, and coach (plus a tour o…
He's so sexy, he makes beaches wet.
It literally takes me three hours to get out of bed in the morning.
I almost had an "I need a guy" moment, but then I was able to get the wine open.
So, you’ve never had an orgy?! Here’s your guide to getting it on with multiple partners… https://t.co/W5E2nX5ggD https://t.co/WxnrrVmcSv
Who said porcelain is only for your mantle?! Meet the sex toy company bringing gorgeous ceramics into the bedroom.… https://t.co/kxLVWxL19u
Shoutout to all the beautiful women who don't need to degrade other women to validate themselves.
Ass of an Angel 😍 Say no more! This soft, silicone plug will give you endless backdoor-pleasing fun!… https://t.co/S9d0Lwxcup
Wanna know what it's like to be a sex writer, entrepreneur, and relationship coach? Our founder @Lorraejo is taking… https://t.co/1OLc9MF1SK
We teamed up with @luvtoyzstore to help make your bondage and fetish fantasies come true! Don’t miss out on this gi… https://t.co/YBjm4lFMb4
I'm starting to regret that 3rd bowl of ice cream, and most of my relationships...
What does genderfluid mean? How about non-binary? We’re taking a deeper look at these two terms!… https://t.co/TAIzGyrtc2
RT @Lorraejo: He’s like “girl you lookin like a snack” I’m like “bitch I’m the whole buffet”
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: the ones you want to drink with and the ones who make you want to drink.
I think the majority of your 20s is spent trying to figure out how you got bruises all over you.
“When I was growing up, I was mortified about the fact that I had periods.” 😳 Now we’re celebrating menstruation fo… https://t.co/9ve7xvpNNR
Do you just leave? Kiss him goodbye? Or wake him up? Here’s your guide to leaving a hook up and still maintaining y… https://t.co/f3qD4LGKUg
Does it count as a "to do list" if I never actually get to the "do" part?
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I wish my life was as together as people seem to think my life is.
If you're wasting time wondering if he's committed to you, know that he's not committed to you.
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Nothing's better than laying out in the sun with a mixed drink.
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RT @Lorraejo: Me trying to spread good vibes: “Universe, please give everyone in the world happiness and fulfill their dreams... except my…
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The more social media sites he deletes you on, the harder time he is having getting over you.
Sometimes I think boys are intimidated by my intelligence but it's probably just my huge boobs.
It’s official, SGP has a fresh, new look! Come celebrate with us for a chance to WIN a luxury rabbit vibe! https://t.co/J7A92dLjrJ
RT @Lorraejo: I can’t tell if I’m submissive or just lazy.
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I hope one day I will love someone like I love my bed.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
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I have a feeling I'm going to do something or someone stupid tonight.
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Disposable flasks are like grown up juice boxes.
RT @Lorraejo: I know that prayer isn’t an effective method of birth control, but keep me in your thoughts nonetheless this week fam 🙏🏼 send…
I love hanging out with guys. So much testosterone, so little drama.
Filling in my tan lines by going to the nude beach.
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I believe in margaritas.
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I'm flattered that you like me, but a LOT of people do, so get in line.
All you need during the summer is alcohol, friends, and a fling.
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RT @Lorraejo: Crying my EYES out over @QueerEye and I’m not even PMS-ing. What kind of sorcery is this?!
My favorite beaches don't require bathing suits.
To sneak out, or not to sneak out... Here’s what every girl needs to know about the morning after!… https://t.co/sDMeVDFOa6
There's nothing that he could be doing that's more important than doing me.
All my summer clothes are revealing.
His friends tell me how much he likes me, and I'm like "hold on, trying to care".
"I'm really sick of hearing about how hungover you are" - Me talking to myself just now.
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I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.
Being good at beer pong is like being twitter famous because nobody in the real world actually cares.
What happens at the beach, stays at the beach.
I'm not single. I'm in an open relationship with vodka.
RT @Lorraejo: I don’t want to text him so I’m just going to subtweet the shit out of him until he texts me.
One girl's trash is another girl's new boyfriend.
If its wrong, I want to do it.
RT @Lorraejo: I literally planned out my whole life with this guy before realizing he didn’t speak English 🤦🏼♀️
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My boobs are a HUGE disadvantage to the other girls at the beach...
Fact: No guy is hot enough to ignore your texts.
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I'm celebrating the 4th by sleeping with a lifeguard.
Kiss me under the fireworks tonight.
For Independence Day, I'm celebrating my single independence.
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RT @MissRachelRossi: People seem to be under the impression that as a sex worker, I am routinely abused by men. Nope. Most of the abuse…
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Cool drinks, hot guys.
It's literally impossible to worry about boys when you're on a beach.
My horoscope says I'm going to be lazy and unproductive today so I'd hate to mess with destiny by getting out of bed.
It’s official - we’ve re-launched! 🎉 Have you seen our brand NEW site?! Come visit & enter our GIVEAWAY to celebrat… https://t.co/KconSVI8OB
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Buy me whatever has the most alcohol in it.
That one friend who’s always down to party >
RT @Lorraejo: I don’t know if he’s giving me butterflies or if I’m just really hungry.
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I hope my ex is having really boring sex.
First comes love, then comes over-analyzing everything.
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I'm emotionally unstable, but in a cute way...
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We RE-LAUNCHED! Come check out our new look, hot giveaway, and more fun, sex-positive, feminist content. And be sur… https://t.co/9Plj0729dY
I think everyone thinks about becoming a porn star at some point in their life.
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I'm drunk on Summer and Alcohol.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
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I'm the kind of friend who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.
RT @Lorraejo: I use Snapchat filters so much, that I swear guys see me in real life and think I’m a different person.
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When your ex "accidentally" texts you and your response is "who is this?"
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Drink wine. Kiss strangers. Be happy.
Winking at every trainer in my new gym so they know that shits gonna get weird.
New website, same feminist values! Come check out our new look and even more empowering content… https://t.co/mHRHzrU7U3
Clitoral and G-spot orgasms are both clitoral orgasms 🤨 Say what?! We’re breaking down the science behind these, pl… https://t.co/9Lmdb7Urxe
RT @Lorraejo: When he’s like “what does he have that I don’t have?” ... well, for starters... a job.
Menage a moi - sign me up 🙋♀️ Here’s how masturbation can help you be more open about your sexual desires and appe… https://t.co/sF1V60NKMo
The only thing better than a perfect summer day is having my girls with me drinking.
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If I were to be graded on being a normal functioning person in society today, I'd get an F.
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RT @Lorraejo: This is literally me 😭🍭 https://t.co/6s8SS7kCpQ
I'm the little engine that literally can't even right now.
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And Satan said, "Let there be sexual frustration."
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RT @Lorraejo: When my ex mocked my sex-positive columnist preferences by saying “@fakedansavage would probably tell you to break up with me…
The more you talk, the more I want to drink.
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You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.
Everyone suddenly becomes your best friend when you have a bottle of vodka.
A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away. That’s how that saying goes, right?
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A woman can never be too pretty or too smart.
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“A sexual awakening via MTV” 😲 One writer opens up about her first orgasm. Don’t miss this fun, candid read!… https://t.co/uuz8MnyJVv
New website, same feminist values 😉! SGP got a makeover and we’re celebrating with a giveaway you don’t want to mis… https://t.co/yd5DarYJUU
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Next time your boyfriend is yelling at you for being a sloppy drunk, just remind him it could be worse (points to self).
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The easiest way to stop giving a fuck is to never start.
A bad day calls for expensive wine
I want your privates and my privates to do high-fives.
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Have you heard?? SGP just got a brand NEW look! 😍 Come check out our new and improved website, plus more fun, femin… https://t.co/S0sAXQFGwv
My liver is as much of a survivor as all the members of Destiny’s Child.
How orgasming for the first time taught one writer self-love, and what you can learn from her experience… https://t.co/YKFf6eZ8DZ
RT @nyomilm: Wearing men’s deodorant cause I didn’t pack my hoe bag properly😜 @sluttygrlprobs
I like you better over text message than I do in person.
RT @Lorraejo: My vagina likes him but my mind thinks he’s an asshole.
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Off with your clothes.
Summer: When you can be half naked and drunk and not get called a slut for it.
Guys always like to claim honesty until it comes down to them being honest.
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RT @TooTimid: Happy #PrideMonth!!! Be sure to come celebrate with us and @sluttygrlprobs by entering their annual giveaway contest! You can…
Good music can cure a lot of things, even self-doubt. 🎵 These self-love tips are perfect to give yourself some much… https://t.co/SkCsDDUJw6
RT @rbowser15: @Lorraejo @sluttygrlprobs I loooooove it! Thank you so much for all you do and the wonderful content you put out! Truly grat…
My bed is cold. Come keep me warm.
I do this thing where I drink alone and don't care if it's socially acceptable.
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Do you agree that periods are the absolute worst? 🙋♀️ Here’s your cheat sheet to make them suck less! 🙌… https://t.co/hOOShftBsO
RT @Lorraejo: I am SO proud to share our new SGP site! 😍 It’s amazing to see how much we’ve grown since 2011. Our commitment to empowering,…
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
RT @Lorraejo: It is our responsibility to speak up against and DO something about injustice in all forms. We are sharing all the resources…
Do 3 year olds have more bodily autonomy and freedom than we do? Our writer explores the consequences of bodily pol… https://t.co/eyE4J00Za8
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Just because I hooked up with you DOESN'T mean I want to be your girlfriend.
Have you ever grown apart from your partner? In a perfect world, you'd grow at a similar rate, in a similar directi… https://t.co/0jJnQ3pAnt
“Help! I’ve never had an orgasm!” Not to worry! Love & relationship expert, @lovelaughbeth, is here to give you the… https://t.co/TBExmQvNSN
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I like my men how I like my beer. Tall, dark, and alcoholic...
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RT @jazminre_: Stay tuned – exciting things are happening at @sluttygrlprobs! https://t.co/k9KWTCqsVC
Sorry about those texts last night. My phone was drunk.
RT @Lorraejo: “Woke feminist” guy: I TOTALLY understand & respect your need for platonic friendship right now. I am SO happy to give you ti…
RT @Lorraejo: Does your relationship support your growth, or stunt it? I once stayed in a relationship that rejected my growth, but I could…
If you see me with a bottle of water, it's probably vodka.
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I never feel used on a booty call because I usually want it more than him.
I knew we’d be friends forever from the moment I discovered you also had no filter.
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RT @Lorraejo: Change is scary, but the life you want is right beyond your fear. Just keep moving forward ✨ https://t.co/DG5Wqk8kME https://…
RT @Lorraejo: Single life got me like https://t.co/J09R1zdIsS
Even if I had everything, I could always use another orgasm.
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RT @Lorraejo: Went deep into creeping on Instagram and accidentally liked some Tinder dude’s ex girlfriend’s photo, and now she DM’d and is…
Studies show that girls who sleep naked are better in bed.
It is so easy to get wrapped up in media & society’s messages, that we forget to love ourselves. ❤️ Here are 5 step… https://t.co/k4X9u859bu
"You trying to cuddle, or nah?” - Me to my dog
RT @Lorraejo: Why I'm cool with being weird AF ⇨ https://t.co/6Ca2PARaYu https://t.co/TDEsWjMH8G
Oh, do we love orgasms, especially from our battery-operated friends. 😜 But can you love them TOO much? Find out AS… https://t.co/DK0inqbLb6
RT @GoodVibesToys: Our friends at @sluttygrlprobs are having a pride giveaway that you don't wanna miss! Check out these fabulous prizes th…
@ItstheBomb1 💜💜💜 thank you!
@bluejaysroadchk Yes - it’s remote though, can work from anywhere in the world! 🙃
RT @Lorraejo: Me: I’m gonna be super healthy tonight and cook something delicious Me 1 hour later: *ate entire family size bag of potato ch…
Don't shy away from your desire to grow because it scares someone else. If you're ready to grow, GO FOR IT. Explore… https://t.co/gooGng2DVk
Sorry Liver, this weekend isn't looking good for you.
I need to stop drunk texting.
We’re counting down the days til our NEW website release 💥! Pssst, we’re giving away a @Satisfyer Rabbit Vibe too 😍… https://t.co/N7WgHoXds5
Wine is the answer to all my questions right now.
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Alcohol: turning good friends into awkward hookups.
Sluts united! 👏 We’ve shattered the label “slut” but and now it’s time to do the same with body shape and shame! Th… https://t.co/kTZKHRhdCl
People-with-pubic-hair-who-don’t-necessarily-want-pubic-hair, we are here for you! 🚿 Here’s your complete guide on… https://t.co/6ir5hx1kbH
We’re counting down the days til SGP’s official re-launch! 🎉 Are you ready for our brand NEW site 🙋♀️! Sign up for… https://t.co/gDtFYrcwkc
Sometimes, Nutella really is better than sex.
RT @Lorraejo: For years, I struggled with self-love, anxiety & trauma. I wanted to love myself, have healthy relationships & reclaim my sex…
A system that cleans, sanitizes, charges, AND stores your sex toys 😲 What?! Don't miss your change to #win a revolu… https://t.co/7sGat5WGXm
You can tell everything you need to know about someone simply by viewing their most recently used emojis.
Thursday night means girls night which will inevitably turn into sluts night.
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Chugging vodka straight because chasers are expensive.
Double dildos, butt plugs, and nipple pasties 😺 We've got everything you need to celebrate #PrideMonth the right wa… https://t.co/BYmZXgVWG2
The only people who matter are those who support your true self. Where you can express yourself honestly and be exa… https://t.co/jL0CT0zdQJ
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with stress, or I just don't give a fuck anymore.
We can all agree that sex is ahhh-mazing. 😍 But the benefits go beyond pleasure! Here’s 8 health benefits of sex th… https://t.co/14cDmcUxgZ
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I only pay attention to him when I'm drunk.
A brand NEW website, easier navigation, and FREE toys 🙌 … Say what?! 😍 Yes! SGP is getting a new look and we want… https://t.co/V9CCGX8dtb
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Once he starts calling you “babe”, it’s all downhill from there.
You know PMS - that recurring nightmare that happens once a month. 🙃 Well it can be a pain in the 🍑 but we have 6 w… https://t.co/HdR5ObOFeC
RT @Lorraejo: I once held on to a relationship that kept me from growing. I didn't want to leave, so I stopped working on myself, because t…
My pussy, my rules.
I don't even chase shots, so what makes you think I'd chase you?
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Yoga pants are God’s gift to mankind.
RT @Lorraejo: The only people who matter are those who support your true self. When you can express yourself honestly & be fully supported…
“We don’t need to hurt ourselves more than others hurt us.” 🙌 Our writer gets brutally honest about the need to lo… https://t.co/YRCJ4RF0il
The SGP website is getting a makeover 🎉… we want you to get first glance! 😍 Sign up for our email list to be in the… https://t.co/h5xQDlta2q
Sometimes I start fights just to have angry sex.
@bitchbookshelf Have you tried Neuro Sleep? It’s my fav!
Oh, you can't sleep? Maybe we should try sleeping together.
I need to start bringing mini bottles of vodka in my purse in case of emergencies.
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@megingenbrandt We’re sorry we don’t! ☹️ Just part time
"My weirdness is my favorite part about me. I used to try to hide it to "fit in" with the crowd, but I was isolatin… https://t.co/4ttLH4lIiN
Breaking the rules is my favorite hobby.
We have heard the rumor; “too much masturbation can damage sensitivity.” 🙃 Don’t worry, it’s just a myth! And we te… https://t.co/TQO8dZL0Yg
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It isn't dinner if there isn't wine.
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I love going on dates because free food.
RT @Lorraejo: Grateful to be at Philly Pride today 🌈 Let that flag fly ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
My money needs to have sex and multiply.
He looked like a bad decision I'd regret in the morning.
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Don't flatter yourself. That was a butt-dial.
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Work hard, play hard, get them harder.
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RT @CatInABlanket: @sluttygrlprobs Sexting has ruined my auto correct: the sequel
It looked so much bigger when I was drunk.
True life: Autocorrect ruins my sexting.
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Some of life's best lessons are learned by watching your drunk friends. Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay!
Maybe our closest friends are our true soulmates 🤔 These 10 signs will let you know you've met "the one" when it co… https://t.co/OFLhHdRJF5
RT @Lorraejo: My weirdness is my favorite part about me. I used to try to hide it to "fit in" with the crowd, but I was isolating myself by…
What kind of life do you dream of? Our founder @Lorraejo can help you make it a reality. After struggling with anxi… https://t.co/DAtjZ0nq67
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When your hookup is away... and you actually kinda miss him.
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Somebody come watch scary movies with me.
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At this point in my life I just really need a sugar daddy.
RT @Lorraejo: My whole life, I've battled shame, fear, and anxiety, especially in dating, relationships & my sexuality. Now, I've learned m…
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Sometimes I make out with my guy friends. And by "sometimes", I mean all the time.
You're just like my laundry... I'll do you over the weekend.
I can't tell if I've given up on men or if they've given up on me.