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young women to feel confident, take control, and discuss their sex lives openly without shame, judgement, or double standards.
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"You trying to cuddle, or nah?” - Me to my dog
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@ItstheBomb1 💜💜💜 thank you!
@bluejaysroadchk Yes - it’s remote though, can work from anywhere in the world! 🙃
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Sorry Liver, this weekend isn't looking good for you.
I need to stop drunk texting.
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Wine is the answer to all my questions right now.
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Alcohol: turning good friends into awkward hookups.
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Sometimes, Nutella really is better than sex.
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You can tell everything you need to know about someone simply by viewing their most recently used emojis.
Thursday night means girls night which will inevitably turn into sluts night.
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Chugging vodka straight because chasers are expensive.
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I can't tell if I'm dealing well with stress, or I just don't give a fuck anymore.
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I only pay attention to him when I'm drunk.
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Once he starts calling you “babe”, it’s all downhill from there.
You know PMS - that recurring nightmare that happens once a month. 🙃 Well it can be a pain in the 🍑 but we have 6 w… https://t.co/HdR5ObOFeC
RT @Lorraejo: I once held on to a relationship that kept me from growing. I didn't want to leave, so I stopped working on myself, because t…
My pussy, my rules.
I don't even chase shots, so what makes you think I'd chase you?
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Yoga pants are God’s gift to mankind.
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Sometimes I start fights just to have angry sex.
@bitchbookshelf Have you tried Neuro Sleep? It’s my fav!
Oh, you can't sleep? Maybe we should try sleeping together.
I need to start bringing mini bottles of vodka in my purse in case of emergencies.
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@megingenbrandt We’re sorry we don’t! ☹️ Just part time
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Breaking the rules is my favorite hobby.
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It isn't dinner if there isn't wine.
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I love going on dates because free food.
RT @Lorraejo: Grateful to be at Philly Pride today 🌈 Let that flag fly ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
My money needs to have sex and multiply.
He looked like a bad decision I'd regret in the morning.
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Don't flatter yourself. That was a butt-dial.
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Work hard, play hard, get them harder.
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RT @CatInABlanket: @sluttygrlprobs Sexting has ruined my auto correct: the sequel
It looked so much bigger when I was drunk.
True life: Autocorrect ruins my sexting.
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Some of life's best lessons are learned by watching your drunk friends. Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay!
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RT @Lorraejo: My weirdness is my favorite part about me. I used to try to hide it to "fit in" with the crowd, but I was isolating myself by…
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When your hookup is away... and you actually kinda miss him.
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Somebody come watch scary movies with me.
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At this point in my life I just really need a sugar daddy.
RT @Lorraejo: My whole life, I've battled shame, fear, and anxiety, especially in dating, relationships & my sexuality. Now, I've learned m…
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Sometimes I make out with my guy friends. And by "sometimes", I mean all the time.
You're just like my laundry... I'll do you over the weekend.
I can't tell if I've given up on men or if they've given up on me.