I’m a girl. I’m on the internet. This is some stuff I do with my life. I’ve been blogging since 2011 – real life sex stories, dirty fantasies, fun rants about gender and sex, and other bits and pieces.
The other day, when I was giving my partner a lazy hand-job in the bath, I realised that although I have......
RT @bishtraining: An important reason for talking about masturbation is that unless we disrupt and rewrite the heteronormative script 👉🏽👌🏽…
RT @derekandre1024: Guest blog: Untitled erotic poetry https://t.co/TfANM8JT9K via @girlonthenet
@Sean__Clare Sorry Sean, I was on holiday - am following now but guessing it might be too late for what you need!
I haven't even tweeted this new blog post yet but someone has already dropped by to leave a heroically filthy comme… https://t.co/XUZGIlaNre
Time for some sponsor love! @Kinkystreets sell lots of different #sextoys including some of my faves like the… https://t.co/6UC4CJBq8u
PSA: kindness is wildly underrated https://t.co/ilEKvogv6R
He has nothing more than a thick, fat cock and a raging hunger to fuck me. #NSFW https://t.co/VRd8tQHelB
My site sponsor @thepgshop is well worth checking out if you're looking for body safe sex toys. Including cool vibe… https://t.co/RFAFNLkRkJ
@neil_neilzone @thread_puller Exactly. Also it's frustrating how, whenever I complain about This, people think what… https://t.co/7i0HAGLLic
Took me 2 hours to get that live because as ever @O2 has randomly decided to block my blog so I can't access it to… https://t.co/EeqcGngMom
NEW guest blog! Gorgeous erotic poetry from @derekandre1024 - https://t.co/LvxZi5uHAt #nsfw
Petition to rename 'fuck buddies' to 'cum chums'
Ever wanted to be in the middle of a super-competitive #gangbang? Me too. Here's a #NSFW blog from this time last y… https://t.co/fxpDMLFNMV
#ICYMI last week's glorious guest blog on letting go: a #BDSM love story https://t.co/XC5h3eZBQU #NSFW
RIGHT I'm officially on holiday now. Tweets will be sporadic, depending on how drunk I get, please don't kick off a… https://t.co/72tZnzcHnN
I've had quite a lot of sex but no single human has fucked me as often as Magento's shitty CMS.
RT @Visit_Wakefield: Wimbledon chances: gone. World Cup chances: gone. Heat Wave: gone. Summer: gone. You might as well visit Wakefield,…
RT @FrogCroakley: As we continued our search, the men began to grow queasy; their bellies distended and began to jingle wetly with each ste…
Not only does @Doxy make ridiculously excellent #sextoys, they also now publish smoking hot #erotica on their blog:… https://t.co/6yfVMLe598
Sad that we lost but delighted the #ENG team made hope possible again. They were all very good at sport, also seem… https://t.co/qksybWDjK5
RT @motherboard: Don't put USB cables up your dick hole, a Cautionary Tale https://t.co/GstgZACWaD https://t.co/X53PlInp9o
Get 10% off at the fabulous sex toy shop @peepshowtoyscom using the code GOTN10! Peepshow Toys sponsor my site and… https://t.co/dYyvzatkYm
Excellent thread https://t.co/OZQdGe3d9L
RT @liabilitymag: Think of sexuality like big candy shop – the biggest you’ve ever seen, or even heard of says Miss Eve E in her latest pie…
@Winskillfull Oh no! Hope things get better for you! <3
This is glorious <3 #nsfw https://t.co/ZA8QfvO6Ce
RT @Genderintell: It's vital that trans people and allies respond to the government's consultation on the Gender Recognition Act. Today we…
If I’m really honest sex blogging is less about massive dildos than about massively overanalysing every tiny nuance… https://t.co/omVg3rgAoc
@HannahLockhardt Omg this sounds amazing 10/10 would watch
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RT @mysteryvibe: 🧗 The Sexual Escalator: Should Your Sex Life Keep Getting Better Every Year? - MysteryVibe Blog | | Pleasure, Orgasms & Se…
Me: I think we have more fun now than when we first got together. Him: Yeah of COURSE. When we were first together… https://t.co/2OHeBUdHvF
@DomSigns Phwoooooar! <3
RT @ldobsonhughes: Anyone want a thread on what in the actual hell is going on in the UK ‘government’ right now? Here we go.....
RT @yiffpolice: new research suggests Fuck You Pay Us https://t.co/0by56JnEhJ
RT @NOTVIKING: date: what should we do now? we have some time to kill me: [visibly worried] w-who would we even kill
RT @davidallengreen: There have been many brilliant pieces written about Brexit by @IanDunt but this one today on the Davis resignation is…
RT @NickCohen4: Johnson's resignation letter is a piece of work. He doesn't say "I" told the British people they could have their cake and…
Thank Christ you sent a special notification about this, @Twitter. https://t.co/u3ZM0Z6k3Z
RT @frankieboyle: There's something fascinating about the constant manoeuvring for power by people who are so obviously bored by doing any…
RT @petercbowden: It's fun to joke about a World Cup win and a Tory govt falling in the same week, but ask yourself: can you drink that muc…
@HooiWanV @Glitter_brawl @allwrongthink I just cannot get behind hundreds & thousands on a lolly. If I really look… https://t.co/w78Ssh3Eii
RT @davidschneider: When you’ve got a visitor you want to avoid later in the week so you start throwing sickies a few days before to make i…
@nevali In these dark times, it has become important to ration joy.
@nevali She is more than welcome to them. I'll be in the corner having a delicious Twister lolly instead.
@helenstoybox No they're rectangular, on a stick
@nevali But both ----> bin
@helenstoybox One of those lollies where it's got three sections, and the top section is covered in chocolate and hundreds + thousands
Seriously the only people buying Fab lollies are those who are nostalgic for years gone by. Years which were actual… https://t.co/3ddfslhxN6
More proof that Fabs are terrible. https://t.co/Iee4Rc84ID
@Glitter_brawl They're only good lollies when all the other lollies are sold out. I mean, they are actively trying… https://t.co/msh5vOf8sQ
@cripesonfriday Um yeah holy fuck I could look at your shoulders all day
@Mollysdailykiss For some reason I want to sing (to the tune of Dancing Queen) wanking queen =)
@Mollysdailykiss *horny summer high five*
@DokUrtybitz And I am DRUNK
@DokUrtybitz Polls aren't perfect
Lots of people are saying you can't fuck in this heatwave but I seem to be fucking at least 50% more than usual. Pe… https://t.co/VjEe5W1OTo
You might have noticed that that - and some other guest blogs recently - have been sponsored by @peepshowtoyscom. T… https://t.co/Dxp4eZpFFO
"I guess you could say I lost myself in him. Or sex. I think it was a bit of both. Somehow it was too much and not… https://t.co/hVGrh59a8w
@UrBeacon @bunnybrunnhilde Oh definitely!
RT @IanDunt: Everywhere the Brexiters look, they see dead ends https://t.co/IDSI09hHk4 https://t.co/scTNmjnI8K
@CandysReviews @AlixFox @ETOAwards Thank you! <3
RT @girlonthenet: NEW guest blog just went live today - it's #NSFW but you can (and should) sneakily read it on your phone on your lunch br…
@cleverdevice Ohhhhh got it. We did that I just don't think we had a name for it. Dentist's chair (where someone li… https://t.co/seaAbnIy17
@cleverdevice A pint of skittles? That's a new one on me but sounds delicious
@cleverdevice Used to be a quid each at Wetherspoons: fastest way to get drunk with a fiver before a punk club. #studentlife
Sending a sext that is consists of a picture of the beads of sweat that have collected between my tits during a bike ride. Hot or not?
@thepgshop Thank you! <3
@NicolaFoxfield Good point - thanks =)
@AggieHJ Thank you! <3
@thebiggayreview Thank you so much! I admire you loads too you are awesome!
@sexblogofsorts @violetfenn @HelloImpIdeas @ETOAwards Haha I'll have a think!
@violetfenn @HelloImpIdeas @ETOAwards Ah thank you that is well lovely and I think you are brilliant <3
@violetfenn @HelloImpIdeas @ETOAwards *faints on the floor* Blimey that is ace I don't know what to say *faints again*
@CoffeeAndKink @TemptationHols Woo congratulations that's awesome!
@HelloImpIdeas @ETOAwards @violetfenn Did I win? Holy shit that's awesome!
RT @such_heights: Looking some more about the govt's trans consultation, and I love this paragraph, which is absolutely civil servant for '…
@TennysonViterbi I did quite deliberately use the word 'could' in the tweet, so as to make sure I wasn't saying 'ev… https://t.co/MzYESD601p
RT @DemonGirlDawn: been doing some Robot Research https://t.co/TK2CreK8ll
RT @ZebraRoseSub: I might just make a recording of Airfox kit instructions in my sexiest voice, just for geek thrills 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/xb2o…
@CandysReviews The only possible way to protect daighters is for concerned men to have a really - ahem - THOROUGH r… https://t.co/es8sd7quEs
And if you liked that #AudioPorn you will probably also be a fan of @Absolutely_Ruby reading her own guest blog too… https://t.co/ARi0EYIt6b
Roll up! Brand new #AudioPorn available, a super-hot #masturbation session narrated by the author @ZebraRoseSub… https://t.co/38VPDiBzTM
RT @fudwedding: Really grim,this. Another aspect (for me at least) is that whenever you *do* hold hands or kiss in public it ends up feelin…
@ErosBlogBacchus Happy to oblige =)
RT @ErosBlogBacchus: Loren comments on a mermaid cartoon at my blog: "What exactly are you going to do with a mermaid? Her lower half is a…
Don't mean to alarm anyone but literally every wank, fuck and passing thought of deviance has been recorded and wil… https://t.co/kCO7Z4fZGw
Emails like this one - in fact this ACTUAL one - and loads more filthy ones besides. #nsfw https://t.co/M6dyR1VY4F
On way home from the football, texted my BF "Bitch coming home" so I might be single by the time I'm back.
RT @SnoozeInBrief: That's not nearly long enough to assemble them. https://t.co/tekm5bQtbI
Fuck football. Whenever I watch it I end up either bored to death or so anxious I might as well have spent the last… https://t.co/FWcCf7dFcX
RT @ladyhaja: *leans exceedingly into microphone* YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THE DUP https://t.co/xGd87Le9b8
His follow up: why don't they just keep playing the game and then do it until people get tired and have to stop?
Him: it does sort of ruin it, doesn't it, that bit at the end? Me: what Him: after all the running up and down, the… https://t.co/qAv5FUJfjL
My younger self wanted punky, hot, filthy, bitchy, funny, clever guys. I never even thought to wish for someone kin… https://t.co/A8caxIT1dv
Watching football with my best mate (who does not understand football). As revision, I told him to bring along his… https://t.co/qaa9qygGQJ
@MissusBojangles @FizzilT Yeah, it's the vibe that's hot, but then the activities contribute to the vibe. I think r… https://t.co/XtzPeoY0xl
I'm on social duty for Hot Octopuss tonight which will involve picking winners for this in the middle of the… https://t.co/f1WNAqiAIb
@sub_bee It probably doesn't matter that much, although they are chronological so probs the 'sex secrets' one is technically the first.
@sub_bee Woo! I hope you enjoy them! *nervous laughter because I want to impress you*
@DirtySexyWorld Oh yeah they vet people on 'attractiveness' based on... well I can only assume their own tired opin… https://t.co/lVYij0bW4z
@chainbear <3 this is genuinely one of the best compliments I have ever received, and obviously you are an absolute… https://t.co/69nuqwIhoD
This is amazing, read the whole thread... https://t.co/EJcDvi9sWd
Feminist! Satirical! Panel! Show! Free tickets, recording in London, the pilot they put out at Christmas was fucki… https://t.co/0Rwkl8L0sP
@HTYTBlog @wedzx2003 Oh noooooo!
RT @HTYTBlog: @wedzx2003 @girlonthenet I was in hospital for an emergency op (for a big cyst in an unfortunate area). My doctor was beautif…
@TravellingMan08 Why thank you =)
RT @ProstitutesColl: Stop attacking sex workers. Listen to what sex workers say would make our work safer & support our efforts to organise…
@_pea_green_boat Squee =)
@ninjasexology Aaaah awesome! Was it fun?
RT @susieblues: @girlonthenet I accidentally spat half chewed chicken into my dates EYE. (He is now my boyfriend 🤷♀️)
RT @SmolManSyndrome: I once got cramp on a date; Jerked my leg forward to get rid of it and kicked the table and her drink went all over he…
RT @littlehux: there was an incident involving fancy mop moves when I worked at McDo which resulted in me slipping on fry oil and knocking…
@J__m__8 Noooooo she doesn't deserve your love.
@littlehux Aw that is cute!
RT @NPR: Truvada, which rakes in billions of dollars in annual global revenue for Gilead Sciences, now carries a list price of close to $2,…
RT @GenderMHNurse: @girlonthenet My boyfriend consoled me after many break ups and god awful dates before we became a couple 😅 I feel there…
RT @Absolutely_Ruby: If you’ve not checked it out yet have a listen to my recording of a guest post I did for @girlonthenet 😍 #buttplug #au…
Also there are now 55 #AudioPorn stories up on the blog - and another few to be added next month. Browse through, s… https://t.co/zL1f1ru4Cx
"We arrive at the café and I walk in slowly, my legs feeling a little weak as my need to be fucked grows stronger."… https://t.co/g2PRGKS7Ax
Time for some sponsor love! @Kinkystreets sell lots of different #sextoys including some of my faves like the… https://t.co/TzTKjKeW1s
RT @girlonthenet: "He took the buckle and slid it, and the leather strap of the belt, from one ear to the other around the back of my head,…
@Glitter_brawl Ooh I didn't know that! Now I am picturing a sperm journey that looks a bit like that Japanese game… https://t.co/3tpinjuMB3
RT @drlawson: @girlonthenet As a follow-up: I never heard anything formal from any of them, but the local Sainsbury's that started this who…
"Sometimes, people might have sex specifically because they want to make a baby, but more often than not, that is n… https://t.co/G4mvETJqTH
@sub_bee Haha I only remember some of them!
Oh wait I wrote about this once https://t.co/3gYClsEonT
@helenstoybox Fair play, that is also lovely
Is there ANYTHING in life more satisfying than sucking a soft cock to turn it into a hard cock? #swoon
RT @garwboy: For the 8 or so people interested, deal for book 3 from me is all done and dusted, due out in 2020. Final part of the The [so…
"He took the buckle and slid it, and the leather strap of the belt, from one ear to the other around the back of my… https://t.co/QtJj5JXBcP
RT @theotherlivvy: ‘So he did something utterly magical...’ - oh, this is brilliant!! https://t.co/rTn4GsWIfb
Special Friday night treat for you: @Absolutely_Ruby, who wrote the most popular guest blog ever on my site, has no… https://t.co/OmbFHjfud4
FYI my site sponsors @HotOctopuss are most famous for the PULSE - a vibrator for dicks - but imho they need just as… https://t.co/iCRcPG9ZBl
RT @ElectraStim: 'Pleasure, pain and jizz on the carpet' Always and forever one of our favourite reviews of the Jack Socket by @girlonthene…
RT @WoodhullSFA: Woodhull Files Federal Lawsuit Challenging #FOSTA For more information: https://t.co/qMCavHSBnC
Love this post by @TitsAndTestTube (#NSFW and also very subby) because it neatly touched on my love of filth, my de… https://t.co/tFz7cQhaOw
Ah, time for today's panic attack and brief scream into the abyss. https://t.co/YsejMaz65B
RT @beaniegigi: Toys 'R Us has closed down and if Geoffrey The Giraffe with his little suitcase leaving the empty store and the idea that w…
RT @BeffernieBlack: Elon Musk: the world’s worst aftershave.
RT @timjboddy: Just booked myself a holiday, so -of course- that means I'm immediately going to get flooded with job offers that I can't ta…
@howlieT @WhiskyApocalyps Yep! A bit like this: https://t.co/YB719EKhqd
RT @babyfish72: @SLindseyWales @tattooed_mummy @girlonthenet When I first met my husband he used to take shopping bags off me and I used to…
RT @DrLucyRogers: @girlonthenet Related rant: “if I knew you were a judge on robot wars, I would have believed you when you said that was t…
RT @HotOctopuss: Totally #NSFW write up of our new powerful cock ring - the ATOM PLUS - via @girlonthenet https://t.co/p59nfj8Sl0
Followers in North America! Get 10% off at the fabulous sex toy shop @peepshowtoyscom using the code GOTN10! Peepsh… https://t.co/vJjDPiI2Vd
Just realised I forgot to say there's new Patreon audio up this week: school role play (and I have to try out my 's… https://t.co/3BP9LYuTOn
@thepgshop Oh that sounds AMAZING!
RT @PatrickStrud: Journalism is very, very strange – how a chance meeting led to a story going viral + a major BBC film that airs tonight.…
@sarahjanedoes Haha that is definitely a possibility, but sadly there's a distinct lack of ice cream vans and cute… https://t.co/FvARVw2dSy
Terrible Twitter Joke Formats In Order Of How Boring They Are 10. It 9. Is 8. Hard 7. To judge 6. Because 5. There… https://t.co/n4lCwINskz
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Feeling Compersion https://t.co/XIgQSYWlYc
RT @remittancegirl: I encourage everyone to reject the biological imperative that eroticism = physical sex. Fantasize, dream, feel: you ar…
RT @yrfatfriend: A stranger wrote to me to recommend a diet this morning. I wrote back immediately. https://t.co/5zIQ9Rxm4h
RT @Brainmage: [Distillery Boardroom] Director: Sales are down. We need something to excite the market Roy the intern, crashing through t…
RT @vesaldi: I will never be able to unsee this. https://t.co/bmy44HI393
@HannahLockhardt YES. Can v much change the dynamic - also exactly the same physical movements can be performed, bu… https://t.co/m7Fb419g27
RT @HannahLockhardt: I'm thinking of different types of sex and how clothed and unclothed sex makes marked differences. A blow job with two…
May I say Nick, that's a smashing blouse you have on. https://t.co/EkAUHWFFB4
@JohnsonFido ethically dodgy.
PSA: My site sponsor @sextoysuk does '3 for £20' deals on sex toys: https://t.co/NK3B2WpL8u (i.e. you could get thi… https://t.co/0N0YGFYdOC
RT @MissIG_Geek: Insightful piece on sextech and ethics; [how] should a sex robot be programmed with the appearance of consent refusal/with…
Fancy trying some #anal estim? My sponsor @ElectraStim has lots of brilliant products for you to try out - for begi… https://t.co/1gnYBKjNrq
RT @confess_Hannah: Buckets of jizz and Scandinavian pop may have to be the theme of my next birthday party (I’m thinking ‘The Winner Takes…
Shorts are the summer gift that keeps on giving. I will accept no dissent on the matter. https://t.co/o88G6pBSBR
RT @RiaRestrepo: A girl after my own heart! :D MT: Save all your spunk for me https://t.co/TyQjxQOUl5 via @girlonthenet
It's probably too hot to sit in the garden today, so why not visit the Pleasure Garden instead?… https://t.co/wVf5V4t18I
RT @ZoeTomalin: Life Hack: don't use an app to remind you when your period is, just look in your diary for the most important work commitme…
@RachelCDailey A quick wank before sitting down to write normally does the trick for me =) Looking forward to readi… https://t.co/tORJioSK56
@SilverDomUK That sounds very helpful too =)
@NikkiLeighP_ Ha shit i thought you were referring to a different tweet sorry. But handmaids tale s2 is new - they… https://t.co/UpzBPLmbPg
@EwaSR Finally the recognition I deserved/shamelessly begged for thank you
Start of a relationship: "Can I leave a spare jar of nice body butter at your flat to use when I'm there?" 5 months… https://t.co/3iaD9J5x4M
@EwaSR I will earn retweets if it's the last thing I dooooo
@ganglesprocket Thank you, you may stay.
@EwaSR *shakes fist at your fav*
Listen I am going to sleep now but I think this tweet is good and if none of you retweet it then I shall not be twe… https://t.co/ETZXdWfMeG
The Story Of O https://t.co/1JN3hPpltR
RT @DawnHFoster: No, surely not, how can it be so https://t.co/Rsej4lC5GM
RT @AdamSerwer: https://t.co/7tKwUetgY2 https://t.co/Cyg9SucJO9
@megjohnbarker Happy Birthday! I hope you're having a brilliant day! <3
RT @megjohnbarker: It's my birthday today! If you fancy celebrating me, do feel free to buy my relationship book Rewriting the Rules for yo…
@kinkybird1966 Yes super hot!
@WenchTales Ooooh YES
@cammiesonfloor Oh my god that's amazing!
@SerenityAx And THANK YOU! <3
RT @SerenityAx: Just finished @girlonthenet’s book. Was a really great read. I expected the awesome sexy-bits but I especially appreciated…
@SerenityAx Haha no!
RT @sub_bee: Whats the buzz #6 featuring @girlonthenet @eroticonUK @Domsigns @wriggly_kitty @Exposing40 @teachershavesex @AuroraGloryBlog @…
@laurabygaslight Aaaaaaaaaah so beautiful
@_DeviantDesigns @EroticonUK It's SUPER fun and I helped Molly and Michael run it last year so if you have any ques… https://t.co/jYEGKgMMVe
@TeckyBecky Hey, they look awesome! You're too kind! I can't DM as you don't follow me but if you follow I will drop you a DM!
RT @drkatedevlin: Did I mention that the incredible @chainbear is doing the illustrations for my book? Well, the incredible @chainbear is d…
@Beardynoise "In order to enjoy this superb pleasure I'd throw myself into a well" OH MY GOD new Valentine's card.
"It goes without saying this wasn’t for our families’ eyes." Today's new guest blog tackles sex blogging, anonymity… https://t.co/OygmmamTyG
Historical filth. #NSFW (also YAY for learning rude words in new languages...) Thank you @beardynoise! https://t.co/7XY5rbiIGx
RT @rvedotrc: The tenancy agreement on my new flat keeps referring to the landlord and so forth as "he", "his" etc. Leading to this gem, in…
RT @EroticonUK: There are a few of the Early Bird TIckets left for #eroticon2019 When they are gone they are gone https://t.co/7uY0Q9lFJA
RT @BigDirtyFry: My favourite story about this gorilla is when she got a kitten to look after. A while later zookeepers found a sink had be…
@ErosBlogBacchus I hope you can also see the unicorn I am riding
Everything is so fucked now we only have two choices: - spend all our time panicking that truth doesn't even mean a… https://t.co/lOxSRt3FAN
RT @DrJenGunter: If your plane is on fire it is acceptable to say, “This fucking plane is on fucking fire.” One hopes first responders and…
NEW #AudioPorn for patreons! In which @Absolutely_Ruby is ordered to wear a butt plug in public...… https://t.co/IkiIBh5ov2
RT @SimonMaloy: we need to pause for a moment to appreciate the absurdity of the First Lady going on a humanitarian fact-finding trip to wi…
This is really lovely and also a cool intro to @garwboy's book so you should totally listen to it kthx https://t.co/93U5vPGAEH
This time last year... I went a bit funny in the heat. https://t.co/CKEMvrSqdy
@Absolutely_Ruby Ah thank you!! <3 it's not a patch on yours =)
"He lay on top of me, resting on one elbow, using his free hand to pound me really really intensely with the dildo.… https://t.co/M9USgghQqO
@mischa_eliot @HannahLockhardt Haha that's the spirit! One day!
@alysdragon I had local the first time although it was some sort of gel. Is there an injectable One?
Listening to my partner chatting on the phone to his Mum and holy shit our life sounds SO AWESOME when he describes… https://t.co/2BeXEjwftE
@cpoffers Why would they TELL me it was people meat?!
@dizzygirl812 Oh it's ok I live like 2 mins walk from the surgery and also don't drive at all so would always walk/… https://t.co/2ksTn24kKi
What's fun is when I got my IUD put in I asked for a longer lasting one and they told me "Oh no at your age you'll… https://t.co/UanxSaTTDi
@dizzygirl812 Ahhh ok I think I may have had that before for a tooth problem. Thank you!
What is conscious sedation and can you get it in UK clinics? My first IUD insertion was agony and I'm due to get it… https://t.co/h8pkvLR280
RT @AllyFogg: Vuvuzelas are the libertarian neoliberalism of football crowds. Great fun for the person holding the trumpet, a fucking night…
One of my neighbours is cooking something that smells so absurdly delicious I am almost tempted to pop round. "Hi i… https://t.co/3gJVjMJRty
#ICYMI this awesome guest blog, from last Friday, contains lots of sexy links to #AudioPorn and a huge amount of lo… https://t.co/2Ey9mIecgm
Problem with working from home is I'm freshly showered and bored and ready for humping at EXACTLY the moment he com… https://t.co/2lZV2rD8qR
RT @DavidLammy: Inviting this abhorrent man to our country is a tacit endorsement of the unacceptable. Our silence is complicity. Shame on…
RT @SarahBHoll: This FB window just popped up asking me "How would you like to grow your business?" with options to get a custom ad plan, b…
@Advizor54 Thank you!
New blog, which will be of interest only to about ten of you, but I needed to write because it was cathartic… https://t.co/nCI65AIO7S
Also I think doxy got his handle wrong and this was written by @ksparksreviews who you should follow because he's brilliant.
Big fan of sex toy companies publishing erotica on their blogs as well as just the standard 'here's some info about… https://t.co/kvnTtdYeqe
This Is So Hot https://t.co/iTmxrvDrax
RT @RMGreenwich: A screening of 'The Little Mermaid' as you've never seen it before. Join us in our Mermaids Grotto for cocktails, crafts a…
@HeathcockIan Only if they ask me to crack out the special toys.
@Shannow And I think you've just invented an amazing porn parody series - Bargain Cunt.
@merialc Ooh France you stand a chance!
@ayetunes I am also a very big fan of schluby dudes. Now entirely sure what that word means but I can guess from context =)
@merialc Ooh good luck! Which is your team? I'll root for them!
Probably couldn't shag a footballer in real life because they've clearly got quite a lot of stamina and I'm not sur… https://t.co/7fZE6dnt18
Yes I am one of those people who gets into football only if the country I'm in at the time is playing, and cruciall… https://t.co/JILj9LAXAG
Imagine shagging a footballer, though. They're all hard and made of solid shapes - it'd be like shagging a really b… https://t.co/G1O98yAMfk
RT @ErosBlogBacchus: New rule: everybody arguing that a kennel made out of chain link fencing on concrete isn’t a cage gets to live in one.…
RT @kateleth: Lol this website!!! https://t.co/bNvc6aMTjP
RT @pangopup: This is easily the best picture of snail dueling you will see today. https://t.co/RdjyZINGsy
@nevali It's glorious and I cannot even imagine how long that took but fucking hell well done.
@nevali holy fucking shit is your hair a RAINBOW?? That's amazing.
RT @ProfChalmers: Sir Christopher is going to be FURIOUS when someone tells him about the government's approach to Brexit. https://t.co/9pS…
Would you like to see some naked people frolicking with a really beautiful octopus? Bit #nsfw but SO PRETTY https://t.co/n34EQXIFIc
@Iainlightsstuff Ha! Thank you for asking =) Disappointingly nothing has been taken, but to be fair most of what I'… https://t.co/6yxxAVF6Lv
RT @redditships: I'm [24 F] on vacation without my boyfriend [33 M] because he missed his flight. Would it be wrong to live it up and ignor…
RT @rvedotrc: Apparently this pub isn't very child-friendly https://t.co/4AxDwOQa8x
RT @carolecadwalla: Please read this. I don't write personal stories. But this week I learned Russia & LeaveEU may have co-ordinated their…
@KathRella Oh my god congrats and if I find any really good ones I'll send them on! Honeymoon seems most fruitful
@KathRella Depends on the freebies but you can bet your arse I'll explore This! Also I have lots of friends getting… https://t.co/iazeaYxGdh
@semanticpoetry @gentlethorns Ahhh that's sweet
RT @semanticpoetry: @girlonthenet So probably a very sad thing, but when @gentlethorns and I went for our first honeymooniversary (we combi…
@soozaphone Apparently they look at your marriage certificate, but that's just from websites. Maybe they don't actually ask
RT @sebpatrick: @girlonthenet I never believed this was a thing that happened until we got upgraded to a suite with a private pool on arriv…
@CoffeeAndKink Oooh ok I need to try this
Chocolates and half a bottle of champagne!? I'd marry a Tory for less. https://t.co/opVILgQ0MD
I've been with the same person for years and we don't get any of this, because all we have to prove our relationshi… https://t.co/c0rof5JOmr
RT @BBCParliament: The moment in the Commons when a bill which would make 'upskirting' a criminal offence is halted by a Tory MP shouting "…
RT @Sean_Kemp: Let’s read more about Christopher Chope, who reportedly blocked the upskirting bill. Punchline comes right at the end. https…
@AbortionSupport Ah thank YOU for helping ppl access abortion! <3
RT @TimClarePoet: Was asked to leave the library after standing on table & yelling 'BOOKS CAN FUCK OFF' at patrons. This stifling of debate…
RT @CoffeeAndKink: Companies! Do you support #Abortion access? We're doing #Smutathon2018 (#SmutForChoice) in aid of @AbortionSupport. Can…
RT @PosyChurchgate: Audio Porn by Mischa Eliot MM012 Life imitates art! Hearing a sexy story about someone hearing a sexy story! Yum! h…
RT @joannesreviews: Sex Bloggers, I pay for guest posts, check out the details here. https://t.co/g5zuWtOak9
RT @sextoysuk: Here's the practical #sex advice you'd never find in Cosmo….https://t.co/h5mA11RTG4 https://t.co/xiQANqegv0
RT @HotOctopuss: Looking for fun things to do in #London this weekend? This #LGBTPride treasure hunt sounds exciting and is only a fiver! h…
RT @rights_info: The World Cup begins today, starting with #RUS vs #KSA! Here's some key facts ahead of kick off. #WorldCup https://t.co/…
@brokenkey Ah it's OK I want something quite personal so it would be a weird one to throw out to twitter. Thanks for the offer though!
I am trying to come up with a cool present idea but *apparently* all of my suggestions are 'weird' or 'wildly inapp… https://t.co/ltmjPWCIaM
RT @BarristerSecret: Just the Legal Aid Agency casually insisting that a child is capable of running his own defence in a criminal court, c…
RT @kateleth: I want to write a book about a rescue team who only exists to save people who post in r/relationships
RT @ETOMagazine: THE END of #voting) IS NIGH! Please ensure you are registered and logged in to make your votes in the 2018 @ETOAwards, you…
RT @RomanticIsa: I have lots of feels about writing - and embracing my writer's voice - in my latest #Summer100 blog post. https://t.co/Bqg…
RT @OFOCBrexit: Today @JuliaHB1 accused @Femi_Sorry of sabotaging the Brexit negotiations... His response 😁... https://t.co/tauoksMZsP
RT @keewa: This is really nice, and I'm glad TfL support the driver https://t.co/8KxeTBZV9J
Oh shit there's less than a day left of this #competition: RT the comp tweet below and follow @HotOctopuss before m… https://t.co/ar2YvtR9ra
RT @Oloni: CONSENT IS FUCKING SEXY
@mijnslaapkamer @joannesreviews Don't worry I wasn't offended: I'm mostly asking because I think that there are lot… https://t.co/QfzQrVsJrl
@mijnslaapkamer @joannesreviews Ah Ok I see what you mean!
@joannesreviews NP, you are badass =) x
@mijnslaapkamer @joannesreviews You're right that we should be helping each other, but I don't think it's true that… https://t.co/7PzBKOTQa2
@aryaherrera Ahhh thank you so much! That's massively kind of you to say! <3
BLOGGERS: Joanne would love your guest blogs! Also her site is awesome and she is great <3 https://t.co/sHseUyTLPv
It's also the best way to piss me off, because I'll try to respond to you as quickly as I can (I have permaguilt ab… https://t.co/klIcASzwWp
There are two reasons I don't accept guest blogs from companies: 1. I like keeping editorial control of my blog, a… https://t.co/rxrtHTy8AM
In the last few weeks I've had quite a few people pitching me good guest blog ideas, then when I reply they ask me… https://t.co/mTVqrpPdm0
If you are interested in #sexrobots, check out this @mysteryvibe post (with big help from brain expert and funny wr… https://t.co/hQcaB1EYKC
RT @FluffSociety: Owner Story: "I love the little hop that they do when they get to the edge of the rug" https://t.co/hhK0g1dpbt
@jadewhisk *curls into a ball and weeps*
@mistergryphon It's like an actual nightmare.
Is... is this real? https://t.co/8wq3PFbiM9
No pressure, though, obvs: some of the worst roads are still horrible and scary so if you don't fancy it I don't bl… https://t.co/JepqM4N2Rt
Good tips in here, and I'll add that as someone who used to be terrified of cycling in London, I'll add that there… https://t.co/xLCWTHWImZ
This is a lovely happy thread to brighten your tuesday... https://t.co/iocFGfcdNG
RT @thepooluk: 🎉WE'RE HIRING! 🎉 Looking for a paid internship? What a coincidence, we're looking for our new EDITORIAL INTERN! https://t.c…
Want to win a seriously awesome cock ring? RT the tweet below and follow @HotOctopuss before Friday. Ts and Cs in c… https://t.co/99gZ4zFoFR
RT @mysteryvibe: Seeing as jealousy is most often considered a negative emotion, we wondered why would it be a specific consideration when…
@brokenkey Yeah I've read 120 days ta, it's horrific.
@kayfourbee Hmmm I don't think that's true. While I'd like it to be the case, I think even when used in a positive/… https://t.co/l7IDR8JkR6
Thanks for suggestions, I'll go with 'Libertine' - I think rest are a bit too non-specific.
Is there a word for 'promiscuous' that doesn't have the pearl-clutching connotations? i.e. one that just means 'sha… https://t.co/1RjKmLPo3L
RT @jizlee: "It would be rather hypocritical to suggest people who watch porn are upstanding members of society, but people who star in it…
RT @NinaSaini: I’m doing some media housekeeping & wanted to connect with bloggers, journalists, podcasters & broadcasters that write / tal…
@rhysmorgan Congratulations, that's awesome! You rock! <3
RT @MariliaSavvides: Was on a train from Cambridge earlier. Two young girls with beautiful face paint walked into my carriage and sat down…
How is it possible that five flies can happily find their way IN to my bedroom through an open window but not a sin… https://t.co/CnFy4abV14
@Louiestowell @AbbieHeadon Ahhhhhhhh that's perfect 💕
RT @Louiestowell: @AbbieHeadon @girlonthenet For balance, have some cats https://t.co/0q9uGgbWjB
RT @SilverDomUK: I won't comment on a blog that uses Disqus for comments. *shudders* #SorryNotSorry
Anyone else noticed that the toxicity of the internet increased dramatically at around the same time people started… https://t.co/OaGZqHAxFv
RT @SofieHagen: JUNE 12TH: My favourite person Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) and I are doing work-in-progress shows together at @phoenixart…
You don't need scare quotes if he's been convicted. Grow a spine. https://t.co/IqOf6RbUrL
RT @TechnicallyRon: "Donald, we've brought you here today to ask you one simple question, what the fuck are you doing you massive twat" htt…
RT @yipe: Alexa: remind me to feed the baby https://t.co/p3sEUcTgYa
@TobiasCotton @TheUnthanks They are but I can't go today, hence passing rec on so other people can!
RT @belledejour_uk: Germaine Greer is the Morrissey of women
@VeriLeighViolet Yeah, properly painful =(
@VeriLeighViolet Yep she's terrible all the way down. I listened to her speak many years ago about feminism and old… https://t.co/E6Bi8WJGsj
@Bethraeyeah @jessindia 100% this
@decadentmadamez Oooh nice! I will have a crack at that too <3
@alomshaha Yeah Shriver was a real surprise to me too.
@gravbeast Oh god so depressing
@alomshaha Yep she's been like this for a long time. The one day of sunshine is the closer she gets to sounding lik… https://t.co/JZuVVI9vwm
@alomshaha It's so exhausting. I get people asking me "you're a feminist, why don't you agree with her?" Even thou… https://t.co/bfPDymjO8q
Take a fucking day off, Germaine. https://t.co/zuEBy0JFr3
I was bowled over by the power in the ATOM series of cock rings (#NSFW post on it here: https://t.co/RrIWk2E9pN) Wa… https://t.co/IuUZeeHStc
FYI this week's 'Care and Feeding' features the most important parenting question ever asked, and a fabulous answer… https://t.co/YRcKgYQkeG
"He spanks my bottom a final time and turns me over. He hasn’t come and there’s more…." Today's breathlessly sexy g… https://t.co/bI36CcDM78
RT @DavidLammy: If Cabinet Minister doesn't work out, there's always Assistant to the Regional Manager. https://t.co/8f5lrc76Li
@decadentmadamez @EmmelinePeaches Yes! I do love it when reviews gather in lots of other thoughtful bits and give y… https://t.co/4uPy49qkxw
@HooiWanV Totally get this, but sexy stuff is my job, and it'll always be working hours for someone somewhere. If i… https://t.co/v9euoHOALe
#nsfw I love how @EmmelinePeaches manages to combine a review with a discussion of body image and feelings of badas… https://t.co/VK0bWlpYrE
RT @EroticonUK: Poll Position https://t.co/xl2vA6tJ1H https://t.co/k9qWudhb0z
RT @pointlesslettrs: “I have a bell and I will ring it.” https://t.co/FFNxa9dthX
RT @TechnicallyRon: THE BREXIT ESCAPE ROOM: Your team enters the room and has 2 years to solve the puzzle. All the clues are just ramblings…
BEHOLD: I have a @mysteryvibe Crescendo! I will get absolutely zero work done this weekend. 💕 https://t.co/a5DjcFxx09
RT @freesafelegal: UK supreme court says NI abortion law breaches human rights https://t.co/NN2snutPxI
@sub_bee @Fleshlight Ohhhh that would work too!
@sub_bee @Fleshlight I'm v keen to be fucked by Greg but the Taskmaster dynamic means it'd have to be him giving the instructions.
RT @nikeshshukla: Interviewing racists so you can understand their racism isn't going to end racism. https://t.co/MOXr0gvTPm
@sub_bee @Fleshlight Enjoy! Also if you're into it, I can share with you one of my fave TV crush fantasies: being n… https://t.co/eXoFOoNJ5h
@sub_bee @Fleshlight Very latest season, most recent ep (only available online I think) also YES that kiss
@Beardynoise That's why I love you
RT @Beardynoise: @girlonthenet Careful, you could get a-dick-ted
@DomSigns @TfL Noooooo don't grass them up!
RT @BritishGQ: A second referendum might be the only way to bring this country back together. https://t.co/oKYJbYbpn5
Tuesday sponsor love! @peepshowtoyscom have such a beautifully curated collection of body safe toys it was really h… https://t.co/UI3Pj267hU
#ICYMI the second new #AudioPorn release this week: - 'Machine' - featuring a hot threesome with a guy and a fucki… https://t.co/Tg2bZemkzu
#ICYMI yesterday I put up a new #AudioPorn story - read by the lovely @DivaFoof. Fuck me like you're wanking:… https://t.co/6JLbtPr96O
RT @FacesPics: These flowers look like a group of tiny 3D-rendered chickens wearing glasses and holding a cake https://t.co/RP0n5rKg4A
@FrogCroakley All of this is good I see no problems.
RT @FrogCroakley: Got a book to finish in 2 months but I just got distracted designing a mecha/kaiju larp based on competitive crafting & d…
@DivaFoof If you send me another ending clip I can probably do another edit!
RT @BexTalksSex: This is one of my fave @girlonthenet stories and now you can *listen* to it. https://t.co/XDy55awYSK
RT @peepshowtoyscom: Six Wedding Gifts That Are Way Sexier Than A Stand Mixer by @JoEllenNotte https://t.co/PhzM3nAlWc https://t.co/RQdNUc…
When you carefully strip gendered language from something, and then someone references/covers it, dumping all the g… https://t.co/Qc5CyJHApV
RT @christineburns: This sub thread spells out the endurance course facing any trans kid and their parents. Only the very committed would s…
@GSilicone AKT is such an amazing charity I am well chuffed that you picked them! Hope you make them LOADS of money! <3
RT @GSilicone: Every single penny that we raise from this auction will go to the Albert Kennedy Trust. Help us to make a real difference #p…
@sparrk Thank you! I will pop in and visit them today! <3
@thepgshop @OhJoySexToy That's amazing! Congrats and I am so chuffed to see you there! <3
RT @thepgshop: Super excited to be joining the illustrious list of @OhJoySexToy 'Friends with Benefits'! May have been a dream of mine sinc…
RT @AimeePaige: I've now joined @MetroUK as communities editor 🎉 We're looking for well-argued opinion, expert analysis, personal stories a…
@BexTalksSex Ah thank you so much for sharing it! Definitely one of my favourite subby dynamics =)
@Dirty_Tiger The finale of a truly magical blow job!
RT @garwboy: Spent a long weekend talking about my book #TheHappyBrain at various places. Feel free to enjoy it yourself and see where the…
Sometimes I stalk my friends on social just to check that they're happy, but I don't say anything because I don't w… https://t.co/4wbDh053J6
#ICYMI, over the weekend I wrote a little thing about the word 'cunt', because so many cunts were up in arms about… https://t.co/NvqO39GvsT
@daniel_barker @youngvulgarian That's genius.
RT @victoria_lloyd: One great bit of my job is that I get to hear amazing stuff before anyone else. This launched today, and it’s wonderful…
When people end subject lines/emails with EOM I hear an imaginary motorbike going past the window. EOM
@RubberKinkQueen @KimClubRUB Hi Kim, do you have permission from Stuart to use that image? I can put you in touch w… https://t.co/1ypyymRskL
@SexIsMyNewHobby This is great!
RT @SexIsMyNewHobby: @girlonthenet I couldn't narrow it down to just one favourite, so I blogged about it: https://t.co/B3Fi60xWiW
@Mollysdailykiss @HannahLockhardt Neither does texting "on way home, getting milk, have you got a boner?" which is very unfair
I don't think I've shouted loudly enough yet about just how awesome the @myzumio is - it's rare for a sex toy to ma… https://t.co/uRyXwV6mZP
RT @girlonthenet: Hello I would like to have a word. That word is 'cunt.' https://t.co/7OOXruz5tP #Cunt
RT @m_d_kerr: @girlonthenet I can stop eating whenever I want. After two mouthfuls, if I'm not hungry. With just one spoonful left on the p…
RT @sexbloggess: I can stay up as late as I want. I can sleep in/stay in bed all day and not get some bullshit fake surprised "OMG she's ri…
RT @naphasma: @LasciviousLucy @girlonthenet **skater dresses til I diiieee**
RT @bermudianbrit: @girlonthenet favourite thing? fairly intimate but really important. my plush companions stay right out on the bed where…
RT @amylongsden: @girlonthenet Making Yorkshire puddings whenever I want, not just not on a Sunday!
RT @TheTall_Bot: @girlonthenet Not having to explain myself
RT @Nickipedia101: @girlonthenet Ironically it's buying little toy Hot Wheels Star Wars Starships from Poundworld. They never existed when…
RT @sparrk: @girlonthenet If I don’t like something, I don’t have to finish it. I can just get something else. Works for food, movies, boo…
Something #NSFW for you to try this weekend if you fancy it... https://t.co/JSx8mTrYW4
School role play: waiting for punishment https://t.co/a0FzG7rCDQ #NSFW
"Later we went for the more hardcore shots – placing the camera facing upwards between my legs on the bed, so we co… https://t.co/tC9S7gARrW
RT @sub_bee: @girlonthenet Good luck with that, I can’t tell you how many trips to the shops and different products I had to buy to get thi…
@Glitter_brawl This is excellent advice, thank you! I've had so many recommendations I might do a 'trashed make up… https://t.co/3qjtGpALCQ
RT @DivaFoof: @CandysReviews @girlonthenet I love this post that Debs did: https://t.co/ehpj8gghfz
@CandysReviews Fell off a roof and landed right in the middle of an orgy - it's a pretty sexy look =)
@thisisrjg *blows kiss*
WOOOO! *fans self* https://t.co/BCM57qQToN
@StevenDavison91 Thank you!
It's not just me! https://t.co/26XaNcvgiw
But maybe it will turn out to be the Lost of bank accounts in that I put off jumping on the bandwagon for so long t… https://t.co/eWthW5LXVi
Monzo is the The Wire of bank accounts: I'm stubbornly putting off jumping on the bandwagon just because so many people tell me I have to.
NEW #AudioPorn: what do I look like getting fucked from behind? https://t.co/BD9KV2s7O8 #NSFW Find out more about t… https://t.co/N8GohfWYUp
RT @BeffernieBlack: Worst. Euphemism. Ever. https://t.co/ZMdJz9KkSR
RT @thepgshop: I'm running a Garden Party for Hen Do in the beginning of June and the Hens have requested a section on rope bondage. So I a…
RT @Doxy: Today's the last day to submit your #erotica story to #eroticaatdoxy for the June publication date. If you'd like to be paid for…
RT @thepgshop: I love researching and learning more about different sexual experiences... Wanted to share this excellent website which is p…
RT @mysteryvibe: "Remember, finding your sexual confidence will be an experience unique to you. Great sex is in the connection between peop…
I haven't actually tried this sex toy yet, which is weird because HO sponsor my site, but have tried all the other… https://t.co/zE9Kfh23A6
RT @WhoresofYore: This is NOT an extraordinary piece, Sophie. This is a distortion of facts. Let me explain - because I also live in Leed…
RT @belledejour_uk: UnexpectedPhoneConversationsWoman https://t.co/ZEebeXmbIj
RT @megjohnjustin: One of us - @BISHSexEd - now has a whole pack available on consent - whether you’re an educator or you just want to lear…
@wriggly_kitty Sorry GOTN can't reply right now she is dead of envy
@neil_neilzone Thank you for checking
My best mate: You could save a LOT of time on fact checking by just putting whatever you want on the internet and w… https://t.co/rY2S87eaPC
@Dr_Von2 @StormyDaniels Thanks yeah I check for that cos I sort of know what I'm doing =)
@wriggly_kitty Oh my god I am so jealous that sounds amazing!
Can you keep your eyes open, maintaining eye contact with your partner, for the entire duration of a fuck? I did an… https://t.co/BDAtwPVG8T
RT @Gadgette: "We can't wait decades, so we're asking everyone to help now" https://t.co/veA5IRItaT
@socialtechno @A_MrPromiscuous Compulsory Basic Training on motorbikes too...
RT @A_MrPromiscuous: Every single time. https://t.co/VLHsd2YNfZ
RT @JennyCatton: Love it when copy and design come together to create eye-catching ads. Like these from Action Deafness... #copywritersunit…
RT @doctoranovia: a swedish guy in my japanese school: you know, sex is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's good girls in my class (me in…
RT @Holly_bops: So impressed by whoever ate a whole Viennetta on their tube home https://t.co/REaAZrej3K
RT @garwboy: Shotgun "How Ambien makes you racist" article! That's mine now, I called it! https://t.co/vXcPW5qf9M
RT @sally_hines: @karencuthbert And mine... https://t.co/hq8WJMCxBv
RT @karencuthbert: My response... https://t.co/RotSiNLeJ8
Reminder that sharing unsolicited dick pics you've been sent, no matter how justifiably angry you are about receivi… https://t.co/wQ1nvTGfJW
RT @poornabell: I'm done with not being paid what I'm worth. I'm done with under-charging. I'm done with other people making me feel like I…
@BlogKinky @HotOctopuss @hacksmiths Ah thank you! <3
RT @smolrobots: 498) Villagebots. Inform young men that there's a place they can go when they're in a new town. Somewhere that has everythi…
@RebeccaCNReid Another for the "how did not one member of production staff flag this?" pile.
@RebeccaCNReid Holy shit
RT @RebeccaCNReid: This literally opens with a man describing how female colleagues are now “kept” in a separate room from him because he k…
RT @THISisLULE: People really need to get past this idea that having casual sex means you have to treat each other callously https://t.co/b…
RT @iggigg: I don't think we talk enough about how there's an animal everyone just straight up calls daddy long-legs
RT @nodnal_: Retweet if you don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time someone walks past your house, I’m trying to prove a point to…
@bubblhed So can I get this straight: you think we should be friends with people whose views we actively find abhor… https://t.co/ExF2Lcgo6l
RT @pandorablake: In case you missed it: BBFC told it isn't up to the challenge of regulating adult websites https://t.co/iiCJI9GkOJ
@rvedotrc Hmmm I think it definitely is a euphemism in that context: they're referring to frightening behaviour lik… https://t.co/nZ5cY0Dkvg
@Afrofilmviewer Same but with the added horror of knowing I'd probably do it too if a tweet got enough reach becaus… https://t.co/3Izr5ZmSmM
@TitsAndTestTube Jump up and down on the bed!
"Debauchery" "Antics" Ask yourself if there's any way in hell they could have spun this as a tragedy without using… https://t.co/p8yMBrzxiS
RT @NoSwaggT: Men who actually commit sexual crimes don't even get these charges lmao https://t.co/OqUlHKxUGa
@neil_neilzone Actually in the face of a cheeto macaron I will happily renounce my Yorkie hatred
RT @jonfavs: It is not a law. Separating children from parents at the border is a new Trump Administration policy. It was not policy under…
RT @redlightvoices: the next frontier of normalizing the ignorant and pernicious. A long and detailed profile courtesy of The Guardian: "Is…
RT @hirishitalkies: So @ranyamanivannan interviewed me for @viceindia and I'm amazed at how open and honest I was over the course of our ch…
Also obligatory link to Meg-John and Justin but if you've been following me for more than 5 minutes you should hope… https://t.co/FM0XUVg8j8
@toomanynovels Oh I'm so sorry that's awful.
And HERE is a wonderful, sexy guest blog by @KinkyAutistic about first time needle play. https://t.co/o0ujoruoDC (p… https://t.co/2LMSn9KPk1
I won't get a new blog live today (there'll be one tomorrow!) but if you want stuff to read in the meantime here's… https://t.co/L0Uunjtvz4
If you want to see how good sex advice is done, Dr Petra's stuff at the Telegraph is amazing: https://t.co/vy3BHC1zxT
RT @HornyGeekGirl: @girlonthenet Someone should explain to her that love isn't like pie, there aren't only a limited number of slices.
Seriously, you wouldn't hire a sub-editor who knew fuck all about grammar so why do you hire sex advice columnists… https://t.co/5Lez5du3jV
"I'm open-minded about non-monogamy but let me just recite a bunch of clichéd bollocks about why it's a bad idea and will make you sad."
Oh yay Mariella Frostrup has some opinions on non-monogamy. https://t.co/A5rUUlZcel https://t.co/82s7hntdiJ
RT @MrNishKumar: Next time someone says Trump “isn’t actually racist” please show them this article. This is the language of white supremac…
RT @CharlotteBHC: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔 no God I love kissing, frantic I can’t get enough of you kissing during sex, thinking about how much I…
RT @IrishTimes: BREAKING: Irish Times #Referendum2018 exit poll projects landslide vote to repeal Eighth Amendment https://t.co/oclMHokatD
RT @girlonthenet: "I watched in absolute silence as he pulled on a pair of nitrile gloves. They looked amazing on his broad hands – authori…
"I like snuggles, being cared for, being directed, and being spanked." https://t.co/zWzPNv2Q4O @thereon_cara is suc… https://t.co/WlkU4lZ8rM
Last week's gorgeous guest blog by @ZebraRoseSub which is just so unbelievably perfect for #MasturbationMonth: https://t.co/TRxDebl3Me
"I watched in absolute silence as he pulled on a pair of nitrile gloves. They looked amazing on his broad hands – a… https://t.co/q086cVJx3o
RT @Jaynesharp: I like my men like I like my GDPR emails. In my box 48 times a day and sad to see me leave.
Twitter what is the most fun two people can have in London tonight for less than £50?
Have you read today's awesome blog by @KinkyAutistic yet? It's fab! Read on your lunch break (though maybe not on y… https://t.co/a78lH6v6oa
RT @KinkyAutistic: https://t.co/3vQ54zMrr7 You GUYS I have the honour of being a guest blogger for @girlonthenet and I am SO EXCITED. Cont…
Best of luck to everyone voting to #repealthe8th today. I can't think of any more words, because I'm too emotional,… https://t.co/6ZTs16HNmE
RT @MarianKeyes: No matter what happens tomorrow (but PLEASE fecken vote!) Ireland has been changed forever by this campaign. All those inc…
RT @LdnIrishARC: THEY’VE ARRIVED. Now that’s what we call a welcome party. #hometovote @Together4yes @DublinAirport https://t.co/e7TgucTONM
RT @Sullubrious: Lads, the pure dote at the car hire desk saw my badge and jumper and waived the cross border fees with a wink and a smile,…
RT @DaniS1006: I made friends at the boarding gate. Not one of us knew each other. #hometovote #london #ireland @LdnIrishARC https://t.co/w…
If you don't believe me on the #estim stuff, check out these blog posts I wrote about the tingly @ElectraStim flick… https://t.co/JAYOfL8dT2
Ever thought about attaching electrodes to the most sensitive parts of your body? Counterintuitive though it sounds… https://t.co/YDNz2kkDv7
Thinking of organising a barbecue for this weekend but also am horny, so apparently my guest list suggestions are not OK.
@Andrew_Taylor "Millennials said they "couldn't afford" to rent this bouncy castle in my garden for £2 grand a mont… https://t.co/ePl7YNXu6d
Vindicated! Thank you @PsychSexCC ! https://t.co/ejnsAi3cJ6
"Just learned that you can buy second hand bouncy castles for less than the price of a holiday so when you think ab… https://t.co/QGNlVatXi8
RT @elclimo: Exercise teacher: Breathe into this stretch. Listen to your body. My body: Let’s get a sandwich after this.
RT @girlonthenet: “You’ll stand in the corner until we’re done here..." New blog: school role play and waiting for punishment #NSFW https:/…
Wednesday #sponsor love! @peepshowtoyscom are a fab sex toy shop based in the US, and because they also sponsor me,… https://t.co/TjtfEGXY6K
RT @Rob0Sullivan: The first time I saw a heron fly by, I tried to get my mom to call "a scientist" because I was convinced I'd discovered a…
@mart_brooks They're cool!
RT @alissacaliente: this is a good story but i especially like the BBC's use of quotes to clarify that this dog did not in fact legally ado…
RT @FrogCroakley: Seen a lot of good advice for writers floating around recently, and while I'm reluctant to chip in since I'm pretty new t…
RT @dynamofire: HEY: do you have a really important story to tell about internet culture? maybe a really smart examination of a web phenome…
Fun fact: these door jam cuffs (as displayed beautifully here by my site sponsor @thepgshop:… https://t.co/ubUtGkRQSo
@chainbear This is amazing news I am so chuffed for you! Congratulations! <3
@K_AliceC @Seleuf Oh OK sorry I think I got the wrong end of the stick then - apologies.
@K_AliceC @Seleuf You've drastically misinterpreted my original tweet
@rmart333 @Digiopia Literally no one said 'let's blame all men' but congrats you won dickhead bingo, have a biscuit before you fuck off.
Sunday sponsor love: @Doxy are a fabulous company who make incredible toys (including the wand of my dreams). They… https://t.co/vEc7RQwurN
Forgot to do this earlier, but just FYI I'm on holiday. Please forgive me if I don't get back to your messages quic… https://t.co/oJCEc5bD3G
RT @BISHSexEd: Here's a huge post with all the common sex questions answered by Justin (who is going for a lie down now). #Sex #Sexadvice #…
RT @frankiemullin: Good morning, today we have this bullshit to contend with. The APPG is toothless but these suggestions are utterly terri…
RT @standardnews: The best places to learn sign language in London https://t.co/c4DaAMsMCp
RT @BBCArchive: #Onthisday 1943: Should a woman or even a Yorkshireman be allowed to read the BBC news? No chance... https://t.co/CBPCi7jE1U
RT @koenfucius: "WARNING. In our butcher's shop we might ask your name and remember your meat-related preferences. If you are worried about…
@juliakangel I feel like it's just turned into torturing women with no respite and/or hope. I'm not sure I can stick with it.
@glittertech @WhoresofYore It is!! <3
RT @WhoresofYore: Word of the Day: “Rhyparographer https://t.co/8RcrZWdyC0
@CandysReviews Super grim. Summat wrong with S2
If I stop watching #TheHandmaidsTale now, will one of you give me a shout when it gets to the part where the women rise up?
RT @BeffernieBlack: “Twitter” - Digital Print ©️ 2018 Part of a series https://t.co/N5UIOX69Qe
@HannahLockhardt Oh yeah sorry I didn't mean to be all po-faced about it, it's just we've had a few people ask in t… https://t.co/wT7vDcF1CV
@HannahLockhardt Haha thanks! Glad you liked it! We try not to inject play into the socials just because it would b… https://t.co/7nMHQ8gW77
“You’ll stand in the corner until we’re done here..." New blog: school role play and waiting for punishment #NSFW… https://t.co/v78hkNljac
RT @AYOtbag: UM, YOU GUYS....... https://t.co/Cy54RPV5jm
@EwaSR Oh just any - it makes drinks more fun
Sponsor love time: @Kinkystreets support my site and sell loads of my favourite sex toys including THIS Tenga cup,… https://t.co/uScmgDOYrq
@drlawson If you love me you're going to ADORE free pouring the perfect G&T (or beverage of your choosing - it works with ANYTHING)
People who like alcohol as much as I do, FYI if you invest in free pour nozzles it becomes even more fun. Honestly… https://t.co/8aeaUxUnk6
VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: swapping the orange liqueur in a margarita for raspberry liqueur makes it taste like Refreshers.
@evilherbivore17 "Creepy cupboard gollum" amazing
@LeePKelly I think female ambassadors are just called ambassadors these days. Not sure if they still do the Ferrero… https://t.co/DEa4sUVlFb
@HannahLockhardt I am so magnanimous
Also we've had time to date, fall in love, dance together at family weddings, buy a house, go through a bad patch,… https://t.co/ZfAipZSp2L
I love this man more than I've ever loved another but honestly just on the off-chance these events are linked I thi… https://t.co/WjSOOpRADX
My boyfriend and I just realised we've been together for about the same time as Julian Assange has been hiding in a cupboard.
RT @TabithaErotica: Shares and Shout Outs! #ssos #soss Happy Saturday x x https://t.co/yddyTwxx3o https://t.co/UniUPcATkE
@CJForrestauthor Not properly. Just some posh people milling about a church. I think the actual show starts at midday
RT @thesvelteone: 4. Dancing to ABBA https://t.co/FSrh77Up8L
"Good girl" #IAmTooObvious https://t.co/SyjWBMK7v6
@ZebraRoseSub You are brilliant. Also I really want to have a wank like this at some point, help me practice my bes… https://t.co/RhdR2IW2IY
I have something SUPER HOT for you to read on your commute home: please welcome @ZebraRoseSub who is here to bring… https://t.co/F7GFSGTsY8
@SaggersT @Narcomania It feels like you might be arguing against a point I didn't make. I'm saying no level of crim… https://t.co/2FUbcTRVcL
@kinkly Haha #solidarity with you, pals! Good luck!
@KinkyAutistic Couldn't agree more!
@_DeviantDesigns @moosecache @ZebraRoseSub Never in my life have I been more desperate to have $300. <3
RT @_DeviantDesigns: @moosecache @ZebraRoseSub @girlonthenet https://t.co/YdnYRxHvdB
Holy shit this is some amazing sex toy hacking. https://t.co/4Ox2qXZUh1
@SaggersT @Narcomania They are still human like the rest of us
RT @saladinahmed: 'Criminals' aren't animals. They're human beings. It matters to say that.
In case anyone needs a fresh example to illustrate what 'oxymoron' means, someone's making a 'Brexit thriller' https://t.co/oUoANyRl2M
RT @Shakestweetz: Drumroll, please. https://t.co/MUPReCZAzm
RT @FutureofSex: Actors’ Union Says It Will 'Fight Back' Against Porn Deepfakes https://t.co/Nub4TFDOg6
Shit it, I tweeted about a book without including the link to buy. What a nob. Buy Dean's book: it's excellent. https://t.co/Uf8WFm8YHy
Not only is @garwboy's book very fun and full of interesting brain-related things, it is also a great source of exc… https://t.co/pECIfwyMFa
HELLO I AM QUITE EXCITED ABOUT THIS https://t.co/r2diSYkeaO
RT @superherofae: my mother has subscriptions to two separate paranormal magazines and I like to take pictures of the front pages because t…
Adorable news flash... https://t.co/i8ZVD8DpWQ
RT @aoiph: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie said “If we valued women as full human beings, we would not be having the debate you’re having in Irela…
@AltBiGuy Haha yes definitely!
@AltBiGuy Thank you for sharing it!
RT @AltBiGuy: Just discovered this https://t.co/rzSdesYdFi by @girlonthenet my followers will probably appriciate 'Buttplugs, pegging and p…
@pauldipsdurno @garwboy @alomshaha @sjblakemore @melissadahl @TechnicallyRon @Herring1967 @FrogCroakley Oh mate.
RT @garwboy: Top 10 books to understand happiness https://t.co/tzxz1JxyPz I'd argue that these books by @sjblakemore @girlonthenet @meliss…
Well twitter I've had a lovely day. I went for lunch with a great pal, had a nice walk through central, and now I a… https://t.co/9adb1bOAc0
RT @AlixFox: **buys in bulk** **pours into Supersoaker** **sprays on THOSE people on the internet** **has lovely, lovely day** https://t.co…
Omg my book is in this list of happiness books! Thank you @garwboy I am in excellent company! https://t.co/uBnGJ2TOk1
RT @ASmallFiction: "What happened?" "You died." "So this is...?" "Hellven." "I thought it was either-or?" "Cutbacks. Here's a harp, ho…
I don't have time (or skills, or energy) to be your unpaid legal/ethics advisor. Everyone makes mistakes, of course… https://t.co/VKlbV2cGCp
Thanks to the people who are offering me advice but this was a while ago and he's long gone. It's just playing on m… https://t.co/leqDRGmwPO
@NimueAllen True on both counts
There are many many many men like this. But Archie is the one I'm thinking of today, so that's the story you get.… https://t.co/dpvN9NEme2
I think about this man on at least a weekly basis. I feel angry with myself for not doing something to help this an… https://t.co/kBoHiyPAt1
Obviously he followed up. "I didn't receive any reply or acknowledgement from you, so resending." I asked him not… https://t.co/sqP7iBUySy
I didn't know how to reply. I didn't want to encourage his manipulative attitude, or help him when he'd trampled ov… https://t.co/UDNpm0PTbQ
He ended it by asking me how I could do this to him: how I could write about rejection without acknowledging that r… https://t.co/pNJPB6hWx7
He also told me - and apologies for being vague here - some stuff that made me worry for him. And want to help. B… https://t.co/e3WnQRhzyW
His email contained his whole life story. His history of being rejected, details about the hows and whys. In it he… https://t.co/0ay8rJm0r1
Here he is: https://t.co/PkMjzNCvmn I won't show you the email because I'm not that sort of person. But I can tell you it was LONG.
RT @NevilleSouthall: Hello, @SexWorkHive here again! We’ll be tweeting between 7pm and 8pm about stigma and the impact it have on our live…
@betty_emandme Oh thank you so much! That's really kind of you! Meg-John and Justin are inspirational to me and I'm glad you liked our chat!
"Sometimes it's just fun to share a guy like he's an hors d'oeuvre." - @Beardynoise speaks only the truth.
@TheRuthDouglas Actual lol =D
RT @TheRuthDouglas: @girlonthenet I think there SHOULD be a power point for weird sex KPIs, but more in a "what sexfoolery can we get up to…
@ValeryNorth That is an excellent slogan! Is also a line from one of my fave songs so I might copy you and print it out go my desk =)
@rvedotrc Ah mate sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon and can enjoy your day off! X
The only thing I can add to my achievement list today is 'left house' but that is literally one thing more than fuck all so there.
To illustrate, I graphed what I think is a realistic (if truncated) illustration of my quality of sex over time. Yo… https://t.co/5ciAkFURcL
@robcryptx Probably don't assume they're not, tbh.
I have never wanted to go to Norfolk more in my WHOLE LIFE. It sounds magical. #VisitNorfolk
And they have some sort of theme park where they have gone wildly off-piste and created their own Norfolk version o… https://t.co/FZsrsQ7ekJ
@jwusher Oh bravo! <3
RT @jwusher: @girlonthenet What immortal hand or eye, can beat our gift shop and cafe.
Oh my God this website is just gift after gift. Here is how they introduce the eager tourist to the fact that Norfo… https://t.co/dyVfBcmc7M
You bet your fucking arse I'm going to that zoo.
This is how the Norfolk Broads Tourism website chose to advertise the fact that Norfolk has a zoo.… https://t.co/vmZ5eRkgXI
@ViolettaCrisis Oh that text thing would have made my day too!
RT @ViolettaCrisis: @girlonthenet - Sending my husband a silly text from a different room then hearing him laugh at it through the wall a f…
@garwboy Adorable <3
Sexy link roundup: click through to read three blog posts that I fucking loved recently... https://t.co/lQPPQsAl5a
@hurricane_ros WHAT DID I MISS OH MY GOD
@HannahLockhardt No don't worry I should probably signpost that page better because I get asked that a lot! Will se… https://t.co/BlfeXznBtz
@HannahLockhardt It's best if you email as DMs are hard to keep track of but yes please! https://t.co/Cme12sldB6
I've been lucky enough to host some incredible guest blogs on my site - check out all the recent ones here and comm… https://t.co/JvvHhoC8EU
RT @wriggly_kitty: It's one of my rare #SoSS posts! Featuring @AlunNorley, Mrs Fever, Clementine Morrigan, @BibulousOne, @girlonthenet, @th…
RT @Together4yes: Dr Louise Kenny “no where else in medicine are we expected to withhold a safe intervention until a woman is literally dyi…
RT @joannesreviews: Time for another #SOSS post, check out the amazing posts that caught my eye this week. https://t.co/OiRB5Oy8OP Featur…
RT @garwboy: I'll be talking about my book The Happy Brain with @emmafreud, tonight at 18:15 on @BBCRadio4's Loose Ends You've still got o…
When you want to feel loved but all the people you love are busy. https://t.co/rY4fBZsFFV
"Have fun, but make sure that the fun you're having doesn't fuck up the fun anyone else is having nearby." - rule f… https://t.co/sYu52oH7jB
RT @pullovergirl: https://t.co/fWgzGpJyFi
Me: want some breakfast pizza? Mate: already had some. *serious voice* Breakfast pizza is the most important meal of the day.
RT @MicroSFF: "I was a handsome prince once," the frog said. "Will kissing you make me one?" the princess said. "That'll change none of us,…
RT @LaraOyedele: I am angry & sad. Frustrated. In the past 2 weeks my mum’s being drip feeding me the facts of her 18 yr “relationship” wit…
"This is sexual, too. I want to be used, I want dirty words whispered in my ear that I know others wouldn’t approve… https://t.co/9DJ5yvvhhb
RT @Avery_Marsh: I had a girl tell me I looked like a gibson girl, and was like um okay whatever, until I googled it, then I was like awwww…
RT @KathRella: It's whenever someone compliments me on my writing style - especially a relative stranger. Half the time I think I'm shit at…
RT @SuperbadLarry: Freshman yr in college a friend of a friend said to me "You really think before you ever say anything." At the time, I d…
@Master_Venture Thank you!
RT @EthicalVegnLife: Someone told me that I gave them the courage to be themselves, no fucks given, that was cool 💕 https://t.co/aIWcv9QbJF
RT @Cockleonius: You're my favourite person that I've never slept with https://t.co/Hotgoyn8hB
Oh and THANK YOU all so much for your amazing compliment tweets yesterday! They cheered me right up and there are s… https://t.co/GOMtN8B34K
"He’s the comfort, direction, disciple, and centering I need." This week's fabulous guest blog by @thereon_cara! https://t.co/zWzPNvkrto
RT @Dis_inter_est: No matter who I sleep with, I always think of your perfume... ! https://t.co/SmOYhMn4Hf
RT @cyanideandjd: Had a guy at college stop mid conversation to say he got lost in my eyes https://t.co/jyls7jCFur
RT @ginger_nic: @girlonthenet A very excited 4- or 5-year old boy ran up to me in a bookstore to say “you look just like the girl from Brav…
"If any guy thinks too much about how bored I am of being fucked like this, he’d lose the ability to fuck me at all… https://t.co/R9wstxvPix
My boyfriend just had to ask Siri to search the internet to ask how to stop an Alexa alarm. This is a man who pri… https://t.co/FjmrXr2oRU
#ICYMI yesterday, @thepgshop is offering discounts to their twitter followers - follow them and fill your boots! (o… https://t.co/Q7XLwZifl9
RT @girlonthenet: The 'stress relief' wank, the 'sex toy combo' wank, the 'I've got the house to myself' wank, and loads more. What are you…
- The passive wank - The 'just for the sake of it' wank - The ‘I’ll just take a work break to go and have a wank’ w… https://t.co/KjLvdqtGhY
RT @batnark: Justice https://t.co/3kjWVUM7TT
RT @thepgshop: Sharing some love with followers new and old - use the discount code 'famous' for 10% off your order at @thepgshop - https:/…
RT @garwboy: The Happy Brain, out now Includes - Shirt-based fights - Sexual fetishes - Parenting techniques - Millionaires - Comedy break…
@mysteryvibe @StephanieAlys @YouTube Wooooo! Congratulations!!
RT @mysteryvibe: Congratulations to our very own @StephanieAlys the 2018 Business Woman of the Year, winner of the Veuve Cliquot New Genera…
My best mate: what setting should I put your dishwasher on? Eco, auto, phone reception, sparkles or plates floating… https://t.co/IunKEZt9d5
RT @gebfeiobachd: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop “I got a new toy an…
RT @1andfuture: @girlonthenet The just playing with it like I'm still a teenager and didn't mean to have a wank but ach, fuckit I might as…
RT @drkatedevlin: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The “I’ve written a…
RT @DamianneTweets: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop I'm tired and my…
RT @EveRay1: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The "my mind's wandered…
RT @BadKittyErotica: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The "Christ I ne…
RT @Mollysdailykiss: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop Replying to @gir…
RT @BadKittyErotica: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The "Oh Christ i…
RT @brokenbottleboy: @girlonthenet Oh, I forgot one: The ‘edging because I’m getting some later’ wank.
RT @Mollysdailykiss: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The bathtime wan…
Oh god how could I forget the hangover wank?! https://t.co/K1iYaCSSy7
RT @Shannow: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The 'not had a chance to…
@TitsAndTestTube Haha thank you!
RT @MissEveBlogs: New Post https://t.co/IFyXLtuwmr How do you make #SexToysAccessible? 9 ways to make sex toys #accessible, or at least ge…
@RedJolt a) brand but b) if I own one, I will use it to squirt EVERYTHING
Guest blog: I fucked a rollercoaster https://t.co/abfcgiFEED #Archive
If, like, 35 of you could follow @thepgshop that'd be amazing. They sponsor my site, sell incredible sex toys, and… https://t.co/VihmErVkXc
One day I will own the Pop squirting dildo of my dreams and then god help my carpets... https://t.co/2jZvNB2KRb
RT @ElectraStim: Thanks for the mention @violetfenn in this month's @ETOMagazine! So pleased that you love the Flick as much as we do ⚡ htt…
@_LittleSBitch Ah thank you so much!
RT @girlonthenet: #Bondage furniture can be ridiculously expensive, so here's how to turn your coffee table into a kinky spanking bench wit…
RT @elle91: Anxiety is like free coffee only you have no say in how much you drink or when.
Pulse by Hot Octopuss or 'How to wank like Batman' https://t.co/sGQnvKv73b #Archive
RT @McJesse: Am I really high, or does this lamp also look really high? https://t.co/8nJJlJyGCi
RT @shonfaye: Amnesty International has organised a one day festival “Women Making History” dedicated to celebrating and supporting true wo…
RT @RomanticIsa: Are you a blogger and would you like to build content, improve your SEO score and get to know other sex bloggers? Then joi…
@theotherlivvy Totally adored this book you're in for a treat!
RT @Botanygeek: THE BIOLOGY OF BABY GROOT. ⬇️ Baby groot is created from a cutting of Groot, an ambulant alien plant who dies at the end o…
RT @brokenbottleboy: My report on a day spent with Tommy Robinson’s snowflake army. https://t.co/VWVRsvbN0j
@JoeyJoJo1989 I imagine that is horrible and I have a lot of sympathy for you. But inserting this into a conversati… https://t.co/XqbK4fiI7R
@emptyroof Thank you! Will check out!
RT @SchmidCathrine: "Journalists omit facts in ways that make public debates over supposedly 'controversial' issues—like transgender restro…
These men all look like the kind of dudes who'd ask me out for a bet then call me unfuckable if I turned them down. https://t.co/a25Gxazxu3
@Where_Do_I_Fit Really love the idea of jacket potatoes being exotic- I might move to the States and open a gourmet… https://t.co/8Pg9AfqywP
Don't tell that guy who met the Irish president while at work on ketamine, but I think he's got competition. https://t.co/QDOIlntiud
"Do you know, the WORST thing about Lego is all the time it takes to put together." https://t.co/B6g3uMIqBX #labo https://t.co/gDtvvDDVZJ
@wriggly_kitty @Mollysdailykiss Perfect <3
@Mollysdailykiss Haha not just sexy writing and photos... Actual heroics!
RT @Mollysdailykiss: @girlonthenet Well I just ran upstairs to en emergency with cried of help..... to remove a moth from the dancing queen…
@blackyawgdom https://t.co/avwG6bxIej, bit of butter, beans and cheese: dinner of champions.
@lisaannejenkins It's why I never really got on with dinner dates when I was dating: if I have the food BEFORE the… https://t.co/QAvcdVFkbW
RT @Doxy: The 1st of our #eroticaatdoxy stories is a VERY hot piece about DP with a sex machine and a stranger. Far more interesting than #…
RT @joannesreviews: For anyone that missed it, I have a #NSFW guest post up on @girlonthenet's amazing site which is a true life fucking ma…
Guest blog: Only the lonely https://t.co/JdiLrExPYU #Archive
It's *this* kind of day in London today... #NSFW https://t.co/CKEMvsa156
RT @EmmelinePeaches: #SoSS Roundup: Breathe In To Contract, Breathe Out To Release ft. @Auroragloryblog @MissEveBlogs @veronicalea_ink @The…
RT @PetraPanReviews: Check out my #SOSS posts including strap-ons, historical hotties, no regrets and shower voyeur erotica! @Books1799, @B…
RT @Mollysdailykiss: This weeks Trolling the Net for #SoSS features words by @more_matters @TitsAndTestTube @elegantfowl & Mrs Fever & Pics…
RT @RebelsNotes: Convicts and Challenges #SoSS #25 https://t.co/dbOsRtsGoc https://t.co/i2YI8pIRGp
RT @RebelsNotes: Mentioned in my #SoSS post this week: @more_matters @CollaredMom @5ubmissy @MPBjulie @sassycat38 @wriggly_kitty @TitsAndTe…
RT @InternetHippo: my favorite tweets are where a guy presents an obviously personal problem as a broad social one. "folks, it's time to do…
RT @PosyChurchgate: Share if you Dare! featuring an interview with @LasciviouLucy https://t.co/g4i3ZSu9gf and links from: @ella_scandal, @g…
RT @MoiraDonegan: I wrote about incels and the logic of “sex redistribution” for Cosmo. https://t.co/5XjuA45ztk
@TheCaraSutra I dunno, your car bonnet story was pretty bloody special 😀
@sextoysuk Love ya!
@TheCaraSutra @violetfenn @TabithaErotica @ETOMagazine @ETOAwards @AlixFox @rocksoffltd @HotOctopuss @ella_scandal… https://t.co/AQroHWF1QH
RT @joannesreviews: I am super stoked to have a guest post published on one of my favourites sites run by the fabulous @girlonthenet Check…
RT @aguyuno: Here in Toronto we only graffiti over the realest of beefs https://t.co/uW3Gr6zyqa
@A_MrPromiscuous Wow thank you so much! Delighted you enjoyed it - it's genuinely one of my favourite stories becau… https://t.co/VUusGhQiTw
@joannesreviews @themodernmann OMG yes! I might put it on my business cards
And if anyone was intrigued by the clip and wants to hear more about the SEXIEST MOMENT OF MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE, h… https://t.co/a6spBsAUA8
So @AlixFoxjust made my week by describing me as 'legitimately cock-hungry' on @themodernmann podcast! <3 Check it… https://t.co/7zoS9Zy30l
@TabithaErotica @ETOMagazine @ETOAwards @violetfenn @AlixFox @rocksoffltd @HotOctopuss @ella_scandal @lukeandjack… https://t.co/iy9wVcv2Ww
@_pea_green_boat OK phew they are forgiven for now
More sponsor love, because they're running an ACE #MasturbationMonth deal: @peepshowtoyscom will give you 18% off e… https://t.co/KqcDUQM9GX
Want to get into bondage and restraints at home? My fab site sponsor @Kinkystreets will give you 15% off anything w… https://t.co/VakoH4FNly
Archive post: on being restrained https://t.co/eKSaAMQkQA
"The best blow job" will haunt me forever https://t.co/GNUEVpZ1DM #Archive
RT @Doxy: Quick update on the #eroticaatdoxy project - we've already got 4 story submissions for the 1st round. Submissions open all throug…
@keithjgolding Fuck that, London cycling is hard enough as it is without worrying I'm going to shit a butt plug on a roundabout! =D
What I did today, in order of how FUN it was: - Email admin - Stats nerdery - Gardening - Butt plug training - Cycling in the sunshine
RT @girlonthenet: This is what happens when I am specifically asked to 'over-analyse' something. BEHOLD: over 2,000 words unpicking what I…
@NinaSaini Looking forward to drinking gin and putting the world to rights =)
@pinkness Woo! That is exciting! <3
This captures @Mollysdailykiss's spirit so perfectly I shed a tear. I hope one day I can be as courageous too. https://t.co/YM39HpEPz3
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Any bloggers who write fiction or stuff that reads like fiction it is well worth posting the links in this Reddit. I u…
PSA: my site sponsor @BettysToyBox has written about their top sex toys to treat yourself to in #MasturbationMonth… https://t.co/i902vsX7E6
@WitchofTheWands Thank you so much! And thanks for sharing!
@sexblogofsorts Thank you for sharing it!
@Alakest @Andrew_Taylor You should be put in prison forever. I don't actually believe this, I just wanted to spar… https://t.co/qHoxpJtjhL
RT @JordanPeele: Game. Set. Match. https://t.co/z3jnSOwC9O
RT @SarahBHoll: THIS. This right fucking here. Read this thread. https://t.co/qzqgPmDk6L
RT @girlonthenet: Listen to us. Understand that #incels are dangerous. And recognise that they are only part of the problem. https://t.co/i…
RT @jaclynf: CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP FUCKING SAYING THE PHRASE “REDISTRIBUTION OF SEX” LIKE IT IS AN ACTUAL THING. Sex is not a commodity. Wom…
@rhysmorgan @peepshowtoyscom Rhys that's so inappropriate I can't have this filth on my timeline
RT @jenblacker: Y’all!! https://t.co/YfZVwk6uO5
@coco_abroad Haha thank you! <3
@MuchosGravitas @PrettyHatMech Then you will have presumably read the second half, not just the title, right? Becau… https://t.co/A0dLNnvHA1
@MuchosGravitas @PrettyHatMech Maybe read the blog post
@SLLancs @Relate_charity Thank you! <3
FYI it's #MasturbationMonth in May (I KNOW, I've been saving up all my wanks especially) and that means sex toy com… https://t.co/8DCTlxxdHO
Guest blog: Intervening in harassment https://t.co/WUoshWtvGf #Archive
RT @GlennyRodge: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if…
RT @HackneyAbbott: The Prime Minister knew what was going on and she left the former Home Secretary to deal with it. But she is the archite…
@theangelremiel Now you put it like that it doesn't sound fun at ALL
@theangelremiel Guess you're right, those are the rules now. *writes 5,000 word essay on mushrooms*
@lornarichardson Thank you! Also now following you b/c would love to know more about your research!
@SnipaGus Thank you!
@Mollysdailykiss @BibulousOne Although I am sad that he shares a name with one of my fave bands. Might have to list… https://t.co/9kiYWVqNrk
@megjohnbarker Thank you so much! *blushes loads*
@Mollysdailykiss @BibulousOne Haha that's brilliant!
@bishtraining Thank you for sharing it <3
@Seleuf Thank you! Appreciate the clarification x
@PublicChaffinch Thank you!
@mischa_eliot Ha! Not a chance =)
Listen to us. Understand that #incels are dangerous. And recognise that they are only part of the problem. https://t.co/iGxRJZesF5
@EwaSR Ah thank you! <3
RT @EwaSR: instead of an r/relationships car crash post recommendation, have a much, MUCH nicer alternative read https://t.co/8CXx3WKswy
RT @Doxy: The 1st #eroticaatDoxy is from one of our favourite writers @girlonthenet her story Machine - its about a sex machine and is pure…
RT @AwwwwCats: "Do they still worship us, child?" "Well, I shit in a box and they clean it." "Good. Good." https://t.co/PF3bJfSZkJ
Just realised I made the same joke as EVERYONE in the thread below the tweet. Taking myself to Twitter jail, will n… https://t.co/4W8nI4Pw1y
Blackadder Season 3, Episode 4. https://t.co/pWEdNRX9nv
@EqualityEd @LeftOverForEver @ScottWesterfeld Read literally the first tweet in this thread
@MeanGirls2u @Sasooli OK you too
@MeanGirls2u @Sasooli We literally each only sent one tweet to you, in response to your direct questions. We're not attacking you.
@EqualityEd @LeftOverForEver @ScottWesterfeld Not sure incel's actually about whether one's having sex: it's a poli… https://t.co/aIaJm2baeW
@EqualityEd @LeftOverForEver @ScottWesterfeld Um I think @LeftOverForEver was talking about men who were violent -… https://t.co/KsIwqCtO2r
@miss_mcinerney @ieshasmall @Positivteacha @megjohnbarker Oh yes and also Enjoy Sex is brilliant too
This is amazing https://t.co/Z9NRN7lGWb
On girlwanking https://t.co/43ucDuUXGO #Archive
@MeanGirls2u Because sex workers are not there to provide a human shield for sexual violence.
@warkabowt Oh and look https://t.co/HLWdyEXSvT
RT @CJTerry: Rather than banally tweet 'Ed Balls' may I suggest we all take a momentary flashback to what was possibly the greatest headlin…
RT @ashleyn1cole: I’m going to start a subreddit for women who can’t get laid. We’ll probably just talk about hobbies, and tv shows we like…
Why do some people think they have a 'right' to partnered sex? https://t.co/sCv6dCcVOk
RT @chick_in_kiev: i just. i can't. these are human beings but they live on a different planet i think https://t.co/1Y0PMi2fe5
RT @LoveLustLondon: My #SoSS: women who pay for sex, a wonderful description of a pro-Dom session, a superb #SinfulSunday pic and men who d…
RT @HackneyAbbott: 1/4 Amber Rudd @AmberRuddHR is hanging by a thread
RT @PetraPanReviews: Happy Saturday everyone! Here's my #SOSS for 28th April featuring @CandysReviews @Livvy_Libertine @ella_scandal @pinkl…
@drkatedevlin @ellardent Good point that's a way better example
@ellardent @drkatedevlin I still think that's pushing it quite a bit - what if I'm in the crowd snogging a super ho… https://t.co/5Y3F3bUjGp
@drkatedevlin Saaaame. And for so LONG as well
@WissPeasel @DivaFoof No if you go to the guest blog page there's some info https://t.co/Cme12sldB6
Want to pick up some brilliant #sextoys this weekend? My site sponsors @peepshowtoyscom let me pick a bunch of awes… https://t.co/6ZVchnJr4i
@DivaFoof Always! Check out /guest-blogs
“I bet if we made a little noise, no one would hear us.” This week's fab guest blog: https://t.co/Q3vInSVGj7 #erotica
@sub_bee Oh yeah it's horrible. Took me 10 odd years of living here before I got up the courage. Superhighways have… https://t.co/lZoAjuZFts
RT @susanmain67: @girlonthenet I said to someone recently “Of course you have a butt plug case” and he replied “Doesn’t everyone?” 😉 xx
How many different butt plugs does one person need? https://t.co/sxToNliq02 #Archive
RT @girlonthenet: This week's guest blog is a lovely #erotic story, which I like at least in part because I often want to sneak off from lo…
@mischa_eliot Haha with pleasure!
This week's guest blog is a lovely #erotic story, which I like at least in part because I often want to sneak off f… https://t.co/v394ozHOzC
@StephanieAlys @HelenRumbelow Ooh that's awesome!
@HelloImpIdeas I thought I already was, to be fair - you have more than one account and my tiny brain is easily confused!
RT @redlightvoices: Some timely reminders now that incels are again on mainstream news https://t.co/uHsYD3O5WQ
"Incels are upset because Western culture has for over a millennium absolutely been shaped to give them everything… https://t.co/UdCCQCVoVt
RT @VictoriaLIVE: 'Our biggest concern is people's details could be leaked after a hack,' says lawyer Myles Jackman on plans to regulate on…
@HelenRumbelow A noble achievement =) Your article was fab!
RT @mxpanblake: New BBC @Newsbeat documentary: Turning Off Porn, exploring the ins and outs of the government's new age verification policy…
RT @RJonesUX: Hi @Conservatives Just so we're clear, how many times is a minister allowed to lie to the House of Commons before she must…
RT @BISHSexEd: Six pack abs ❌ Perfect skin ❌ ‘Good’ hair ❌ A genuine interest in people and a life ✅ We’re just saying. That’s why we fine…
@BexTalksSex *solidarity fistbump* May you find a big unpaid invoice down the back of the sofa!
@ADibonni @StephanieAlys Because they are ignorant and they think we shouldn't 'sexualise' young girls - forgetting… https://t.co/1zMwtfbT9U
@DokUrtybitz Oh don't apologise we've a fair few con artists of our own over here, I'm sure he'll find friends in our racist Tory cabinet.
Wanking is very important to me. Here's how I opened my first book: https://t.co/gODL9Czdlm
I'd like for all teenagers (no matter what their gender) to grow up understanding that masturbation isn't freakish… https://t.co/PjWbs0O9Gb
@Mollysdailykiss @StephanieAlys It is so so bizarre, I'm really shocked by the reactions. Anyone would think these… https://t.co/fr3l5uCoYz
FYI, I started wanking about the age of 12/13. It's not uncommon. Some women will have started earlier, some later,… https://t.co/UVsUqwHBKm
I had no idea so many people were FREAKED OUT by the idea of teenage girls wanking until @stephaniealys started tal… https://t.co/uBllHPDMnB
This is exactly what I meant. I am also storing water, seeds, men, tinned food and crucifixes. https://t.co/nbIv4n9Hp7
I have far more important things to do with all this excrement.
"Enabling the mass murder of women under the flag of “free speech” is perhaps the most irresponsible and stupid thi… https://t.co/2GNAHYETfr
Gave my dude quite specific instructions on how to fuck me when I get home... Then got too pissed to fuck and now m… https://t.co/uCaIv4BV3r
@beardymcnerd No sorry I don't believe anyone's had experiences that aren't like mine. That's "not a real thing, surely?!"
@beardymcnerd Do you realise I can see this tweet?
@allo_seattle Hell yes! @chainbear is amazing!
@theotherlivvy Thank you! <3
@_LittleSBitch Thank you!
@Promisquisite Woo! Good luck to you both!
And although it juuuust missed out on #Top5 status, this is the most popular guest blog this year so far. Understan… https://t.co/GbTs9kkSVX
@theguyliner It's at the pinpoint intersection between romance, humour, advice and erotica
And if you liked that you should read his book and all, its wonderful and funny and warm and sharp: https://t.co/QtEepqhIyy
Holy fuck this is one of the most gorgeous things I have ever read. @theguyliner rips my heart into pieces in a rea… https://t.co/r9OGUxQMiv
@talllongone @sexblogofsorts Haha thank you!
@sexblogofsorts It's an interesting question though for sure! I will ponder it
@talllongone @sexblogofsorts I think the closest I could get to that would be this post: https://t.co/HNHKQfzpgd one of my faves =)
@sexblogofsorts Ooh OK that's a fun one!
RT @Girly_Juice: What kink or fetish do you wish you had?
@Girly_Juice Yep sorry I meant 'in bed' as lying down sex, because I usually suck his cock on the sofa. I see what… https://t.co/lv9InWkCE4
RT @transportforall: It's #PrioritySeatingWeek! #DidYouKnow that not all impairments are visible and many Disabled people with invisible im…
RT @DavidLammy: Home Secretary just said Windrush children can become citizens if they want to be. They were citizens when we invited them…
RT @OrlaNWCI: The 8th Amendment harms women. @Together4yes is calling on men to support and respect the women in their lives by getting inv…
RT @Scriblit: Everybody's cooing about babies & childbirth atm so obviously it's time for me to wheel out my piece on PND again. https://t.…
RT @RogueDadMD: Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then h…
RT @thedalstonyears: hey guys! it's me again. have you been in a relationship with a much older or younger person (10 years +) and wanna ta…
RT @nebrinkley: It is okay to unfollow people on social media for any reason you want to unfollow them. Maybe you want a happier feed. Mayb…
"Every day I have to exist in this so-called free country of America, I fear that I may pay the ultimate price: not… https://t.co/d2DkJjOqRu
RT @Authoralexandr1: What are we? WRITERS! What are we gonna do? WRITE! When are we gonna do it? *distant sobbing
Love how #SiliconValley has entirely given up on bothering to have women in it now. It's so much more realistic.
Imagine if he wrote this on a Tinder profile: "I'll begin by assuming your life is empty. Now let me tell you how t… https://t.co/lEGn29zRd6
@Elsie2110 Yes! I loved The Lie Tree as well
RT @Humanists_UK: Very disappointed to see this kind of article published in @theipaper: leading patients to make very poor choices about t…
@ValeryNorth I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
RT @Sw33tCh377yPi3: @samjustsamyeah @girlonthenet YES. Walked out of an independently-owned electronics store when I handed the worker the…
I just read 'a skinful of shadows' and I am so in love with it. It's a book about a girl who has the ghost of a bea… https://t.co/jkHc3ZfCom
@SLindseyWales I'm jealous!
RT @Stowkristy: @girlonthenet @LeonieHilliard @BeffernieBlack I went to pick up the 5 door family rental car I booked on holiday last year,…
FYI @BettysToyBox sponsor my site and sell loads of awesome #sextoys, including THIS incredible squirting dildo whi… https://t.co/IuIc6eXnh5
@thisisrjg *makes incredibly short note on tiny post-it*
RT @kendrawcandraw: Everything is so politically correct these days, when a guy sees a slammin' babe he can't even bug his eyes out and how…
RT @FernRiddell: I am reading a crime thriller written by a man. His lead is a female journalist whose sister has just been murdered by a s…
@GSilicone Haha thank you! <3 It's proving very sturdy so far, having taken one hell of a battering!
@PixieHeartblog That's great! Hope it goes well and you get what you need from it x
If you're a fan of hearing male comedians shout over female guests and only occasionally let them get a word in edg… https://t.co/6R40Jqezt8
@chainbear *goes bright red* Thank you! <3
@Jontys_Corner @chainbear Ah thank you!
@PixieHeartblog I hope things pock up for you soon - if I could take a little of yours for a while, I'd love to hel… https://t.co/k03kC1Rckc
@MissEveBlogs Thank you Eve! Feels like I'm on the right track then, just maybe need more good movies =)
@malpUK I'm so so sorry you're going through that
@A_MrPromiscuous Thanks! =D
@THEAGENTAPSLEY Good lord. I am sad because a friend of mine is in serious physical pain and I feel helpless, despi… https://t.co/hJggL3646x
@CoffeeAndKink That would be awesome!
@Hushes Ooh OK I will ask him!
@1andfuture I'd love to know that too!
@Hushes Hmmmm probably not in action I'm shy
Here's my last sex DIY project in case any of you are interested in building weird things for Sex Purposes https://t.co/LIttypDSmg
@SexAtOxbridge OK I will blog it when its done (as long as it doesn't look pants!)
Today's to-do list: - do washing - research article - buy Soleros - build a sex bench Would anyone object if my bl… https://t.co/uQvEjeMViL
@THEAGENTAPSLEY So your tweet makes no sense
How do I get to subspace? https://t.co/CPZLnQzSMg #Archive
@jkriggins Oooh that sounds completely amazing! DM incoming!
@pzmyers Eek! That does not sound fun =( I don't blame you for wanting to stop the series!
RT @pzmyers: @girlonthenet "I'm on the job market, & that post is the first item that pops up on Google searches for me. Please delete it!"…
RT @pzmyers: @girlonthenet I once had a series with guest submissions titled "Why I am an atheist" on my blog. I had to end it when request…
None of that is to say you CAN'T take it down, of course. I would always rather not delete content, but if you need… https://t.co/QPCASr2WNe
Secondly (way more importantly): I can never guarantee your post hasn't been copied elsewhere. I ask sites to take… https://t.co/N5pdcDsErZ
Additional: if you think there's a high chance you might want your guest blog taken down in future, please don't su… https://t.co/k8c7aa3x6Y
@Mollysdailykiss Oh my god that sounds like heaven!
@Mollysdailykiss Well it is all true, and you are amazing. I hope you had a wonderful birthday! <3
On the sexiest jobs https://t.co/GT2TCUX1Ht #Archive
@MissEveBlogs Oh yes, for sure!
Tweeting for those of you who like food, innuendo and stickers: I expect that is all of you, right? https://t.co/GmJGLqCYiZ
@Glitter_brawl Saucy! I don't think I've ever seen one of these in real life
RT @Glitter_brawl: @girlonthenet I refer you to my trusty teen improvised clit stim vibrator: the much missed hummingbird tooth flosser htt…
My thoughts on @myzumio - It Does The Fucking Job: I have come within twenty seconds of this thing touching me. It’… https://t.co/yu3IbeWylZ
I appreciate that swooning over NHS staff is perhaps not the most appropriate thing to do in a hospital but a) I ca… https://t.co/CyNtHQYeHc
The other day I watched a trio of gorgeous paramedics Top-Gun-swagger along a corridor and my knees nearly gave way… https://t.co/nhoPPaciMz
I've spent quite a lot of time in hospitals recently, and there are so many dreamy, sexy, life-saving people here t… https://t.co/hLZAMNz1h3
RT @TechnicallyRon: We say that twitter is a forum of bananas arseflutes a lot, but I still think - at its core - it is filled with people…
RT @freshzarra: Open for a surprise 💫 https://t.co/MifwmkGKQD
RT @DavidLammy: Ministers who mislead the House should resign. Home Secretaries who lose control of the Home Office should resign. Minister…
@sexblogofsorts You're a fucking hero for this one =D
RT @dangerouslilly: So many goodies from Bloggers & Educators!! @CooperSBeckett @WetcoastKat @HeyAllieMoon @SexEdAGoGo @DirtyLola @girlonth…
@theotherlivvy It's ace isn't it! I'm a convert!
RT @PetraPanReviews: @girlonthenet Lmao! I often go on ‘date nighs’ with my hubby of 17 years. We get dressed up, have a meal, a cocktail..…
When I came home on the train with my dude tonight, we were in super-fun flirty mode and both dolled up quite sexy.… https://t.co/7QfOhhlxJ5
@SexIsMyNewHobby @christinewild_ Awesome! Glad it got to you OK!
This is interesting: which products bloggers link to vs what people actually buy. https://t.co/kVjX9Ell9V
@CoffeeAndKink I'd love it as a guest blog but appreciate I don't pay as much as proper pubs. Get in touch with me… https://t.co/Wx4QyI2GHO
This post went up on my FB yesterday and I love the picture so much I'm sharing it here as well: sex ed shouldn't b… https://t.co/MeQheZK2sv
RT @JillyBoyd: There's so much to unpack here but mainly - is there ever an acceptable amount of weed for a raccoon to get stoned off of? h…
RT @SamSykesSwears: The Five Phases of Writing: Outlining: "Hey this'll be real good!" Drafting: "This is actually harder than I thought" E…
RT @HornyGeekGirl: Do you have a new book coming out? Are you doing a #BookLaunch #BlogTour ? I am happy to host you on my website, if yo…
RT @AwakeMik: Business idea: a cleaning service staffed entirely by writers on deadline.
RT @NatashaBertrand: A very interesting, but overlooked, moment in yesterday's hearing came as Cohen's lawyer argued that he'd be able to s…
RT @ashleyn1cole: Next time someone tells you they want to have a more diverse writers room but they can’t find any women and POC, tell the…
RT @DavidLammy: My parents came here as citizens, now the #windrush generation are suffering inhumane treatment at the hands of the Home Of…
RT @tictoc: “He has never thought that women like me mattered,” Stormy Daniels says after a Monday court hearing involving the FBI raid of…
RT @theipaper: Nothing proves our technology editor's point about Ready Player One better than when men who hated her review mansplained wh…
RT @Thrillist: This is the most comforting grilled cheese you’ll ever eat. https://t.co/kzVcuHcDUN
RT @dizzygirl812: @SexTalkTuesday Don't come at my clit with a dry finger. Lube please! At the very least... spit.
RT @bishtraining: Are you going to be running a workshop about #consent soon? Check out my new resource pack. Unique activities and resourc…
@jadewhisk Oh yeah I think the levels of verbosity (is that a word??) depends a lot on the scene.
*immediately starts drafting some horror* https://t.co/M1lOeDs5Pq
@TitsAndTestTube Thank you so much Jadis! <3
Today's blog involves lots of dark #BDSM fantasies that play inside my head. Note the content warning at the start:… https://t.co/kQiHLY2Mh4
@confess_Hannah Oh wow, thank you! <3 Was nervous about this one, so v glad you like it!
This thread is worth reading if you'd like to know more about how @chainbear creates such lovely images for my site… https://t.co/TcLD7A0yF1
@GSilicone @myzumio Couldn't live without it =)
@budgie @TiernanDouieb I genuinely just assumed it was a sexy spitroast party because that is what my timeline is l… https://t.co/4VW6MxdKDt
Something better than a 'Fuck off fund' https://t.co/pauF5qoeIl #Archive
RT @19syllables: Self opinion is An untrustworthy mirror. Tilted, tinted glass. #haiku
RT @fingersntongues: @girlonthenet Wanna fuck me while I try and remember what I was doing? #StonerSeduction
#StonerSeduction: "When we've finished watching this programme do you want to roll a spliff while I suck your dick,… https://t.co/xweLqMZ1zp
@chainbear Me too! I hadn't anticipated this one being so popular!
RT @chainbear: I'm fascinated that this continues to be retweeted regularly still https://t.co/qRU3dpMHBj
@DivaFoof Hahaha oh God no. Straighteners are merely there to straighten my pubes into long, flowing tresses.
RT @DrNerdLove: Ever notice how people who pride themselves on their brutal honesty never say things like "You're an amazing person and I'm…
RT @asrai: Fixed my #soss post I forgot to add most of the links I shared this week. So there's a few more from @thereon_cara @HannahLockha…
RT @NatandTom_: Round Ups: Share Our Shit Saturday (#SOSS) Week Seven https://t.co/75Tm5GblFG
RT @thereon_cara: #SoSS shout to @lupespace and @PillowPrincessR https://t.co/k4spgZbCnl
On why faking orgasms isn't the end of the world https://t.co/SlcazEtLj4 #Archive
RT @Beardynoise: On the subject of #FineMenThatEatAss , check out the smut I wrote for @girlonthenet https://t.co/lOJIYOWil1
RT @yomiadegoke: Wrote a (long) piece on the Daily Mail pieces asking Stormzy and @afuahirsch to be "grateful", and the general idea minori…
RT @PosyChurchgate: Share It Like You Mean It! #SoSS featuring @TistAndTestTube https://t.co/WyNt5Iiswf also @sissy, @LasciviousLucy, @E.T.…
#ICYMI yesterday's guest blog involves a long, worshipful bout of cunt eating https://t.co/Ihm841dvZ4 (PS yes I lik… https://t.co/0e3S8PBhS2
RT @EmmelinePeaches: #SoSS Roundup: It's All Bright In Brighton ft. @sexblogofsorts @Squeaky_Springs @missdollreviews @sub_bee @cammiesonfl…
RT @LuvbunnySL82: Sharing the positivity and self-reliance of disability and sex blogging https://t.co/Hc2DD8rVA1 https://t.co/sbb2GwpjFG
RT @_floss_84: #SoSS featuring @Books1799 @5ubmissy @kinkyandperky @fireandhoney CuriousClitty and @PixieHeartblog. With mentions to #SmutM…
RT @_LittleSBitch: #SOSS – Share Our Shit Saturday 12 https://t.co/m01zZi5pWU #ICYMI:
RT @kschaef95: I can’t stop laughing at this https://t.co/x2x8QnI49E
Quick #SoSS this morning featuring three beautiful pieces of writing by @sexblogofsorts @confess_Hannah… https://t.co/cKg3ZFrAlP
@mactonex @TheBodyShop We've been together for years. I know, and like, what he smells like. This is a really bizarre comment.
@msnaughty That is such appalling fuckery! Grrrrr
RT @msnaughty: @girlonthenet In 2016 a "centre for ethics" refused to link to my blog but happily gave the anti-porn feminist a link. And t…
@sexblogofsorts Haha of course! <3
ElectraStim Jack Socket: pleasure, pain and jizz on the carpet https://t.co/yJyskccaWC #Archive
RT @zerochoirs: sounds like something that harmful coconut water would say https://t.co/M0TadIzRYM
@hurricane_ros Not your fault, don't worry about it! Thank you for sharing the original piece! <3
@hans_gadamer @hurricane_ros If you care about all women's voices, you might want to delete some of the transphobic tweets on your timeline.
Cannot get enough of @sexblogofsorts' writing. I want to literally smear it all over me, it is goodweirdwrongfilthy… https://t.co/5iuu5rTL8i
@joemattinson Not 100% sure about that because reporting sometimes requires quotes from sources that you wouldn't n… https://t.co/5hVGYIddk8
If anyone's written about @eroticonuk but not added your link to the link tool yet, please do add yours! I'll be in… https://t.co/FRCR0kAPnc
OMG @dangerouslilly and @sarahbholl have raised OVER $3,000 to send marginalised ppl to #WoodhullSFS. Amazing. Buy… https://t.co/EXLUJ3lwzJ
Naturally there are exceptions to this rule: if you're reporting on hate speech that blogger's said, for instance.… https://t.co/QbE6Kjf0Mv
I'm tweeting this not because I ever drew good tape covers myself, but because seeing this picture gave me a tiny k… https://t.co/shIVcYh7nd
RT @JillianKarger: [alternate universe where the titanic never sank] WEALTHY GENTLEMAN: why is there jizz all over the backseat of my car
RT @amateuradam: Oh me oh my. This thread about the amnesiac @benjaminbutter https://t.co/xx7fDok4sJ
@Girly_Juice This is often my aim too *fistbump*
RT @Girly_Juice: Sent BF a draft of a thing I wrote about him and he said, "It made me hard and then it made me cry." The best reaction I c…
@EdenCoils Oh my god the actual worst
RT @astitchaway_: @girlonthenet @NotRollergirl One from the Tinder Archives: Even though you are a 4 at best, I still want to slap you in t…
@drkatedevlin What field do you work in? The FOOTBALL field! Hahahaha.
RT @kyalbr: Um....wow. Wow 1: A federal court in California awarded a woman $6.45 million in her lawsuit against an ex who distributed her…
RT @19syllables: I’ve a mental map To chart the location of Each of your freckles. #haiku
@tobyontour Amazing! <3
RT @tobyontour: @girlonthenet I love you more now you’ve cleaned out the cat’s litter tray instead of me but not as much as I’ll love you w…
No new blog today I'm afraid but if you missed it, here's Sunday's blog which is almost an actual proper erotic fic… https://t.co/lkkcIA32pI
NEW audio for patreons! You can thank @TitsAndTestTube for putting this one forward! https://t.co/kfGJ4wMXtC Feel f… https://t.co/qGhBT0YRxV
I love you more today than yesterday but less than tomorrow Correction: I love you more today than yesterday and… https://t.co/5JIV28ByVl
Most popular sexy blog posts of 2016 https://t.co/7J0vJvMVzi #Archive
@Girly_Juice Ahhhh so glad you like it! Was a super fun one to write!
RT @Girly_Juice: um, this @girlonthenet post is... very fucking up my alley https://t.co/yooikQPSb8
RT @BitchWithA_W: okay it's 2018, let's get some more realistic sex scenes in movies person 1: passionately pushes person 2 up against wal…
RT @LiaraRoux: We've listed over 110 companies or distinct products (like Skype) that discriminate against or outright ban sex workers (or…
RT @girlonthenet: NEW blog: 'Think of England' My partner challenged me to write a story that took his idea of 'unsexy' sex and turned it i…
Catching up on news of the Cohen raid and looks like now's the perfect time to start stockpiling popcorn.
@coco_abroad Thank you! <3
RT @SkyNewsBreak: Ealing council in west London has voted to enforce a buffer zone around the Marie Stopes abortion clinic which will make…
Current mood: very envious of @venusohara for getting the chance to try one of these! Also seriously need to watch… https://t.co/H2EGRp6bv2
@PillowPrincessR @thepgshop Hear hear! =)
@thepgshop Ah thank you! <3
Spunk: force versus quantity https://t.co/IGC85RJTmP #Archive
A quick guide on how to turn off Twitter safe search, and a little bit of info on #NSFW etiquette and my own rules… https://t.co/A00eAOCqqj
I've had a lot of sad news this week, but a total stranger just did a lovely thing for me and it has made things at… https://t.co/eFzZvUBgIJ
RT @tauriqmoosa: Fewer concepts I hate more than complaints or concerns about "political correctness". Personally I'm concerned about what'…
@dtrmcr Absolutely! And you can only very occasionally not play Threes on public transport.
RT @dtrmcr: @girlonthenet He can play threes where you guys can't have sex though. You never got banned from the library for playing threes…
I very much need you to know that I am not shaming his Threes addiction, because if Threes didn't exist he'd have t… https://t.co/9fs5U20uf8
And genuinely I have only ever downloaded one game on my phone ever, but I think I might have to download Threes no… https://t.co/3zLA7enVpg
Just realised that my boyfriend probably spends about 60 minutes each day playing 'Threes' on his phone. 7 hours a… https://t.co/5HCVRpV3Ll
*stands on soapbox* *picks up megaphone* Hey gang! Have you heard about @thepgshop - an inclusive UK sex toy compa… https://t.co/WjyIxnTSXk
RT @JoanPrice: "Invisible Seniors: Older-Age Sexuality as a Human Right." I'm giving this new presentation at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summi…
RT @victoriablisse: Very excited for our upcoming Writing Munch, if you're local to Manchester come a long and get inspired! https://t.co/A…
Here's why 'klittra' isn't a great word for female masturbation https://t.co/sCl7lI8z37 #Archive
RT @DaveLeeBBC: Just waking up in the UK? From around noon you'll see one of these two messages when you go on Facebook. If you get the one…
@DocHackenbush Omg yes I'm nicking this
For him, jizz will mostly always be a nuisance. For me, it's a precious substance akin to frankincense.
Him: do you want something to wipe the jizz off you? Me: bollocks mate. I've worked all evening for this, don't dep… https://t.co/HlEZx6fPvr
PSA: the discount code ATOM10, for 10% off this cock ring from @HotOctopuss https://t.co/RrIWk2E9pN runs out tomorr… https://t.co/hsw0OvWzec
NEW blog: 'Think of England' My partner challenged me to write a story that took his idea of 'unsexy' sex and turne… https://t.co/La465BdhM8
@david_marshalll @Mollysdailykiss @Doxy Sadly no but maybe one day!
RT @chainbear: @girlonthenet omg how kinky is zero thrusting though, Jesus. https://t.co/joqQShj6oh
@chainbear Holy shit yeah that's awesomely kinky!
Guest blog: Orgasm denial and female domination https://t.co/JiSVS89Nkv #Archive
RT @StormyDaniels: Does heaven have a maximum dick-taking number? More importantly, does hell have a minimum? Just want to check that my qu…
RT @zeynep: Mark Zuckerberg has been apologizing nonstop for more than 15 years. It's always the same apology for pretty much the same act.…
RT @lillie_80: Screen readers read you're entire long, elaborate name, including emojis, with every tweet and reply. Imagine hearing "smili…
@CoffeeAndKink Ohhhhh that's a neat way to sum up this kink I reckon - thanks! And thank you for sharing!
@CoffeeAndKink @Doxy Haha, well excellent taste is certainly a sexy quality, and I'd say a Doxy hat is a v good indicator of good taste =)
On why driving is sexy https://t.co/RqRGtqfwSW #Archive
@enantiomorph I'm so sorry - it's horrible =(
RT @RebelsNotes: Today in my #SoSS post I am mentioning @mistress34F @ETCostello1 @CoffeeAndKink @AletheaAlone @girlonthenet @Exposing40 @h…
RT @sakimacaroni: Guest blog: She likes to use vibrators to make me come https://t.co/NPo5ZCnzng via @girlonthenet
RT @sakimacaroni: Chivalry is dying, but that’s not a bad thing https://t.co/5WYI8tu9ZG via @girlonthenet
@beardymcnerd Yep, it's super odd
@EveRay1 Love this post Eve - and good point about pleasure/reconnecting with your body being fun in and of itself.… https://t.co/jO7moAayHI
RT @EveRay1: Reflections on the first 5 days of #30DayOrgasmFun and body love. https://t.co/NfSk6t9Xv2
This comment boils down to 'Why do you consent to X but not to Y?' as if the only thing that matters is how similar… https://t.co/tydsFmb2jd
Congratulations to the winner of this fabulous book competition - @SexIsMyNewHobby a copy of @christinewild_'s sexy… https://t.co/p31bdsLD5N
Sex without orgasm, and 'satisfaction face' https://t.co/oIbGJvwdit #Archive
@laurabygaslight Thanks I'll look into it!
@janeoreilly Can't see GP about this because they'll send me away. Pain pills and hot bath and a moan and I'll be grand.
When I had a salaried job, I rarely had to take time off for period pain. Imagine my utter delight at finding that… https://t.co/tjtEZdqtA8
#Periods in my 20s: So little pain! My body is kind to me, yay! Periods in my 30s: CAN I BUY MORPHINE OFF THE DARK WEB?
@EmmelinePeaches @CoffeeAndKink W.O.W. So much trash. I am impressed you managed to read for long enough to take it down in the review =)
I could only enjoy this book if they changed the title to "A Study In Absolute Garbage Opinions Which Will Soon Be… https://t.co/NKobrN8Kzb
@StephanieAlys @WhoresofYore @drkatedevlin This is amazing 😂
RT @StephanieAlys: Happy Friday! Here's some vintage footage of people practicing cunnilingus 😛😝😋😜 https://t.co/hL26u4AArh
RT @ETOMagazine: Have you #nominated for the 2018 @ETOAwards yet? There is only 1 (ONE) week left to pick the brands, companies, people and…
Ridiculously #NSFW post from this time last year: sucking him hard https://t.co/TP7aiJ3IMH #BJ #BlowJob
RT @moren1ke: @girlonthenet https://t.co/07OtpiCP2N
Me: Makes me sad when people on Twitter assume you don't know that I write about you. Like I'm being deceptive or s… https://t.co/lzUjCRqfsG
RT @FerretJelly: @girlonthenet *whispers* "don't stop..." ... ... ... 🎵 BELIEEEEEVING🎵
RT @drlawson: @girlonthenet Can't do much better than this: https://t.co/IAfX7FHaAa #whackmybonobo
RT @GurneyHarlech: @girlonthenet Harder, but with more ennui.
RT @LodzTBB: @girlonthenet ad slogans/ jingles? E.g 'Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace'
RT @ProbablyZach: @girlonthenet *drain it, big egg. *Fill me like a bin before bin day. *Faster, Mr Toad. *Bazinga
RT @Sexy_Mona91: Found this article thanks to @Hella_Dee Great article about how we are influenced by the big porn companies What is ‘po…
RT @ClinkingDog: @girlonthenet A previous partner & I used to threaten to scream like a pterodactyl. I don't think we ever did but we often…
After years of guessing and wondering and asking ‘do you like me?’, I never expected anyone to simply tell me ‘yes.’ https://t.co/5JPm9YGYHb
I made that 3rd option up, by the way, but I'm logging off Twitter now and I do hope that by the end of the day at… https://t.co/qwQNyH2FOQ
@stavvers It's a logical nightmare
What do you wear?
Current mood: delighted this is making a comeback because the phrase 'fanny pack' will never not be hilarious. https://t.co/zQIfRlSHv4
@WanderingSadu Yes but that doesn't mean we shouldn't fight it - it will have a massive detrimental impact *even if… https://t.co/IZnU73xNwF
@lukealexander @chainbear Ohhh that does help, thank you! Mystery solved =)
RT @KathRella: @girlonthenet Quite. I wrote in Queer Privacy "If it is dangerous for you to out yourself as LGBT, then the sad truth is tha…
@KathRella Oh I see, yep. My worry is that with DEAct the reasonable precautions people will be expected to take eq… https://t.co/oMRNq5OBsy
@KathRella Is there really a legal expectation people don't walk alone at night? That seems well off.
@dangerouslilly @HeyAllieMoon It's an amazing prize bundle! I feel like prizes and giveaways are a very strong moti… https://t.co/7CDg5nov2y
Today I did hardly any work, and spent nearly all of my time with truly amazing people. I am a seriously lucky fuck… https://t.co/0r0MQCZDMu
@HeyAllieMoon @dangerouslilly I'll just be buying the books off Amazon in the person's country to ship to them, so… https://t.co/QloWfZ3cHk
NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons - this story is shiny and new, and hasn't ever been published elsewhere. Any Patreon, a… https://t.co/lss7fSy4wc
@Mollysdailykiss @RebelsNotes @adissolutelife I love you so much molly <3
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Also a very special mention to @RebelsNotes @adissolutelife and of course the one and only Moon Queen @girlonthenet ht…
@sub_bee @AuroraGloryBlog Grrrrrrr
@FlirteeGirl @sub_bee Arg rage
RT @sub_bee: @girlonthenet The one I keep hearing at the minute ‘women are taking men’s jobs just to tick the equality box’ nothing to do w…
The best thing about my job is when I get little parcels of beauty from @chainbear each week. He brings so much war… https://t.co/A9N2ZYK7RX
Guest blog: the glory hole evening https://t.co/W3nhI02LNA #Archive
RT @Beardynoise: @girlonthenet I can attest that whenever I offer to give my female friends money for drinks or to repay a debt they come o…
Hahahahahahahahahaha *breaks down in tears* https://t.co/lnJ1Q84qaW
Love the excuses for massive gender pay gaps too. "Women don't LIKE being promoted!" "Women CHOOSE to work part ti… https://t.co/JEeUXxLQ1G
Look at all this lovely, rage-inducing data: https://t.co/qv7ow389Vu
@JasonDCrane They are simultaneously lovely/cool and also terrifying. A deer once tried to eat me because I had som… https://t.co/XC1videKgg
@onedartlou Sorry that sounded harsh I didn't mean it to be, it's just a bit embarrassing if celebs see me fangirling over them.
@onedartlou Oh no please don't copy people in to tweets if I've deliberately not included their @!
RT @simonblackwell: Those first 22 wedding anniversaries in full. https://t.co/D191WauKDL
RT @Master_Venture: Sorry guys, I can't tweet tonight as I'm apparently compelled by my biology to hunt down a sabretooth tiger and then be…
@mart_brooks Ooh ta!
@RedJolt Hmm I feel like I might have seen a tiny bit of Monkey Dust but I can't remember it at all
And my dude has such a humongous crush on Sally Phillips that I have told him if she ever comes up to us and asks '… https://t.co/r9HyIpKdA6
Watch it if you like sketch comedy that is about 80% cool/weird funny, 20% actually quite filth.
Recently discovered that #SmackThePony is on All4 and honestly I'd forgotten how joyfully weird it was.
RT @dangerouslilly: This bundle was the most fun to put together once a theme emerged! Bloggers & Educators!! @CooperSBeckett @WetcoastKat…
@ErosBlogBacchus @EroticonUK Holy shit 5000 posts is an INCREDIBLE back catalogue! I might go and have a read of yo… https://t.co/IjCZcu233R
RT @AnitaCassidy76: Really enjoying reading Christine's book (https://t.co/YwWlgkr9FA) and getting to know the writer and the woman behind…
@mojosarmy I'm so sorry - it's horrible isn't it? Hope you can get through the struggle - rooting for you x
@mojosarmy Thank you!
@TheSmutlancer Thank you Kayla! You know I am always a bit relieved if you like one of my writing-focused posts bec… https://t.co/OCZX4Vo2wA
Anxiety and the 'fuck budget' https://t.co/vj36tuvSpp #Archive
RT @dangerouslilly: This is not a drill, this is not a prank - @SarahBHoll and I bring you: One Big-Ass Fundraising Raffle to help bring ma…
RT @dandouglas: [leans in for a kiss] is pepsi okay https://t.co/YwhKbaujcQ
Should you edit old blog posts if you now disagree with (or outright hate) them? Some thoughts:… https://t.co/iCzPtLJUwy
RT @christinewild_: Check out my guest blog "Writing about my sex life led to better sex" and enter for a chance to #win a #freebook!! ONLY…
@AlixFox This is glorious, you are glorious, that is all xxx
RT @AlixFox: You cannot be everybody's cup of tea. But to some, you might be the cuppa that makes a bad day better; the cuppa that keeps…
He likes nudity and gentleness and deep, long kisses. I like force and aggression and #BDSM... #ICYMI yesterday's… https://t.co/R7OyxzbEDx
Masochism: dreaming of 100 lashes https://t.co/bAeNTSqfTu #Archive
RT @hrtbps: Firstly, nice. Secondly, roll on the revolution. https://t.co/9rYAFd7nV3
@LeePKelly Thanks! It's a fave for me =)
We like to build things https://t.co/Qk9uNs0iEV
RT @FrogCroakley: In 1977, it seems, my mum got badly overdrawn and tried to get the bank off her neck by writing a poem. More astonishingl…
RT @JetSetJasmine: We are ready for @exxxotica . Be sure to attend our workshops, @kingnoire 's live hip hop show on the @chaturbate main s…
RT @sexgeekAZ: 1/ Here is a thread about M/s and D/s fiction. I would really love to read some high-quality fiction about D/s or M/s that…
@EmmelinePeaches @mistergryphon @HannahLockhardt I like to think of it as lexical recycling =)
@EmmelinePeaches @mistergryphon @HannahLockhardt Ha! I think I still say bloke. But then I also say 'dude' and 'man… https://t.co/jUMRSmdzvv
#Easter themed sex blogging ftw https://t.co/nW3fzl1K4w
@ella_scandal Oh blimey well I think (hope?) people will understand that we all change and grow! Now I'm kind of in… https://t.co/217dcS4hKi
@ella_scandal OH YEAH It's weird reading old blogs isn't it? I actually have a post in draft about all the trash op… https://t.co/jp4bk11YME
@Master_Venture Thank you for sharing!
@ella_scandal Ah thank you so much! Glad you're enjoying it! Always a bit wobbly about first book because I've chan… https://t.co/fB18vCPrsL
RT @ella_scandal: Love Links #14 #SoSS https://t.co/c3eqbNGFzO https://t.co/xeB64PB1Ox
RT @climbingadam: Should have gone to @Specsavers https://t.co/mgC7Wfkt61
What reddit can teach us about female masturbation https://t.co/lj0xs258DB #Archive
@mistress34F @SlubeGoo @SheetsoSF @chainbear Ooh well I hope you have as much fun with it as we did! I have a coupl… https://t.co/oXholsEqoO
WAIT does this mean there's a 'wear butt plug' day? https://t.co/jtQ2zgKYbl
@JohnsonFido That sounds like an excellent interaction! <3
@talllongone @SlubeGoo @SheetsoSF @chainbear Ah thank you so much!
@PixieHeartblog Ah thank you! <3 😘
@SheetsoSF @SlubeGoo @chainbear Thank yooou!
@Nquoid That sounds like a helpful bartender - you can tell a lot about people by the way they treat service staff,… https://t.co/j7CXKkRD1y
RT @felix_cohen: @girlonthenet In 15 years of bartending, I’ve seen it happen maybe 5 times. And I think at least 3 of them, the dude ended…
My love of @Doxy is pretty damn well-documented. I mean, those things are incredible. https://t.co/LZXEf5BWIv #spon
"Calm, controlled, he keeps the conversation going even as he lifts my skirt and strips down my knickers" https://t.co/7VDlZOPaZg
Actually hurts to tweet this archive post: this time last year a lovely guest blogger dropped by to talk #Brexit an… https://t.co/vyeVAkM15f
Don't forget to enter this competition if you'd like to #win a sexy book! #comp https://t.co/RMzXeSfp2Z
@innocentlb @more_matters @thereon_cara @DirtySexyWorld @daniel_barker @Mollysdailykiss More than happy to be ouste… https://t.co/xGejodhsOY
RT @innocentlb: ...and with apologies to @more_matters / @thereon_cara / @DirtySexyWorld / @daniel_barker and @girlonthenet / @Mollysdailyk…
How do I know if you're my boyfriend? https://t.co/nMfYuVwKCf #Archive
@ColdLazarou Ha! Even with a conf call like that once a week, it's definitely not worth it.
NEW #AudioPorn (yeah, two in two days I am cramming 'em in this month). This one is super #BDSM-y, and I've been wa… https://t.co/Y4jDZU8Oag
RT @ComeAsYouAreCo: Unfortunately, cum powder is notoriously expensive to procure and labour intensive to make. https://t.co/xbmK9w3kG0
Just found the best opening line for my gang bang invitation... https://t.co/7fqliWnhxa
RT @EmmelinePeaches: #SoSS Roundup: Cuddles, Celibacy, and Fishnet Stockings feat. @lupespace @5ubmissy @wriggly_kitty @innocentlb @thereon…
RT @Ankaman616: Me, when the meeting could have been an email. https://t.co/Sh5xq2tQLo
RT @Attractivepup: In Mexico this dog walked through a parade for the Pope thinking it was for him. 😆❤️😍 https://t.co/10krGF1402
RT @PrettyHatMech: @girlonthenet I knew it was a bad idea when we let Facebook move into virtual reality ☹️
First the pope says there's no hell, and now this. I'm calling it: 2018 is a collective dream. We'll wake up on Apr… https://t.co/smXjZTyxqk
RT @HaggardHawks: To TROOTLE is to walk quickly with short steps.
RT @Reverend_Scott: [last supper] JESUS: take this wine and drink it. this is my blood JUDAS: ᵍʳᵒˢˢ JESUS: what? JUDAS: toast! to yummy…
@DivaFoof If so very much yes pleas!
@DivaFoof Do you reckon it's wheelchair accessible?
@DivaFoof Shows how shocking London venues are that I went 'ooh 2.5k, bargain!'
@DirtySexyWorld @HannahLockhardt @CJForrestauthor @RebelsNotes @CoffeeAndKink @EroticonUK @TheGrandMasterT Yes please do!
RT @violetblue: New, by me: https://t.co/2FS4h0zBz9
RT @girlonthenet: He isn’t stingy with his love. He doesn’t mete it out carefully, lest I get too big for my boots. https://t.co/5JPm9YYA5L
And if you'd like to hear more sexy #AudioPorn, check out ALL the archives here: https://t.co/5boPZv0hFH (and pleas… https://t.co/UHWHAhiDhx
If you, like me, enjoy spending your #BankHoliday weekend wanking as frequently as you can... why not check out the… https://t.co/ub9psxSjx0
RT @LuxAlptraum: If your business is in any way about fucking, semantics will not save you.
RT @LuxAlptraum: If you're a sex toy manufacturer/distributor who ignorantly assumed you didn't have to care about FOSTA because you're "le…
ATTENTION all the folks who were asking about sex-work-friendly Mastodon instances! Behold! <3 https://t.co/k25UhIHLOQ
@jubi_not_juby Ahhh! I know there are lots of other good ones out there!
RT @Mermaids_Gender: If you have an Amazon account, and you want to support Mermaids without it costing you a penny, go to https://t.co/jlq…
RT @GuardianJessica: I ....think... I want to take this class? https://t.co/UhZ8sZwigC
RT @shonfaye: This is like when the teacher says you're just gonna watch a film on the last day of term! https://t.co/KUGg1aqo4f
RT @_ElizabethMay: ladies, i hope you're all getting your summer body ready! Now is the perfect time to shed your unwanted flesh and slithe…
RT @allisongallaghr: It's just like that old saying; "Do what you love for a living and the increasingly unclear distinction between your p…
RT @kerryjeanlister: Me: "Say please" Toddler: "kleennnsss" Me: "Say thank you" Toddler: "smaknynuew" *Driving car, I let someone in, the…
RT @Phil_Lewis_: Howard students found out employees stole over $1M in financial aid so they took over their Administration building and st…
RT @michmarkowitz: My friend just sent me this screenshot and this is every dude you dated in your twenties https://t.co/j5s3GDiCnF
RT @FrogCroakley: I don't often take pleasure in watching things fail, but the absolute, leaden flaccidity of this promoted tweet, and the…
@whiysper @MartinSLewis That's just not true. It would be very easy to verify genuine URLs from e.g. money saving e… https://t.co/QnWcc8gnuu
On the awareness of your cock https://t.co/T6HdVto54L #Archive
RT @MissEveBlogs: My @EroticonUK speech in full. #SexWork and #Disability Part I: https://t.co/KzRCitOcoW Part II: https://t.co/cpdHn3tf7…
RT @CJForrestauthor: Really enjoyed writing this piece summing up some running themes from @EroticonUK particular shout outs to @girlonthen…
@wriggly_kitty @sex_ational Yup, if it's 'family planning' or contraception, it can be within the rules (though the… https://t.co/aqitxubmhl
RT @StephanieAlys: @sex_ational @girlonthenet & also, if you even try to advertise, FB sees you as an 'advertiser' and your organic reach i…
RT @sex_ational: @girlonthenet see also: sex education. it's not even just sex toys; sexual health and wellness that focuses on pleasure in…
RT @thisisrjg: @girlonthenet @gaynewsarchive was banned from advertising on Facebook because a person at Facebook went through the site and…
Would be great if anyone who gets to question Zuck could have the 'adult' examples in mind. Whenever FB says 'oh we… https://t.co/63wYh8bYZD
If you believe that Facebook simply has no control over its ad platform, and the type of content people can put up… https://t.co/zmDCBeL3sa
Facebook has often argued that it doesn't have the resource to police the *type* of ads on its platform (i.e. scamm… https://t.co/S7vUfUzw0I
I know this isn't the MAIN takeaway from the FB/Cambridge Analytica story but it's annoying me personally: FB is ha… https://t.co/uhpTqjnQZU
RT @KaylaLords: Podcasting 101: 2018 Eroticon Podcast Panel SL012 https://t.co/vNcwZk5eFD
RT @rvedotrc: If we all just quietly hide under our bedclothes for a bit, maybe Thursday won't see us, and it'll think it got the day wrong…
Thanks to @BettysToyBox you can fill your own toybox with 10% off (use code GOTN10) https://t.co/vuOupPZcnC #spon
This time last year a journalist from the Daily Mail popped by to offer an erotic vignette: https://t.co/DqT8k6fjLt… https://t.co/gHI67o1NwM
@budgie Thank you, you're lovely <3
Why is it always when I have busy/sucky days when my autotweet decides to spit out uncomfortable things from the archive? It KNOWS =/
@AlixFox @Kiziti_Massage @TheCaraSutra @Lovehoney @lelohex @Ollieep What a line-up! <3
RT @AlixFox: I also get input on @Kiziti_Massage furniture for lickin' 'n' frolickin' from @TheCaraSutra, discuss @Lovehoney & @lelohex ora…
This week has been filled with quite a lot of sadness so apologies if I don't blog this evening. Things are kind of… https://t.co/eNRitnN9dJ
RT @HugoGye: Bercow absolutely laid in to Boris Johnson for calling Emily Thornberry 'Lady Nugee' in the Commons. https://t.co/QQWaEWGn4I
RT @redlightvoices: Good morning everyone and welcome to another instance of the political game known as “look at what you made me do!” onl…
RT @JennieGyllblad: Wouldn't even need to mention this if I happened to draw uber violence. All I'm sayin'. #DemPeskyNipples
RT @JennieGyllblad: Good morning world! I am currently responding to a comic con's email and trying to think of the most efficient way to s…
RT @pandorablake: Spring porn and politics news - featuring @stowroses @WomenStrike @OpenRightsGroup @ChelseaPoe666 @courtneytrouble @Queer…
RT @asrai: Watching him wank in the shower via @girlonthenet https://t.co/0mBeXaUm3y
RT @noodlemaz: I FINALLY FINISHED IT The sourge of the #Gentleman - why I hate this word and what it stands for. https://t.co/wcDbAGUOPU cc…
RT @fatalvalerie: I'd like to get a thread going that compiles lists of organisations, collectives and personal fundraisers/donation links…
@jessicasrabbit_ Hotttttt =)
@rvedotrc It was fuuuun! <3
If you're looking for an inclusive, ethical UK sex toy shop, @thepgshop is well worth a look. They sponsor my site,… https://t.co/rtDEH8LJ7q
Opening condom packets quietly https://t.co/dpcz2Krjoa #Archive
RT @EroticonUK: #Eroticon 2018: I wanna be more you. https://t.co/cQqp618EMq by @girlonthenet
@CandysReviews Ahhhhhh you're too kind - and I love this post! RThank you for linking to our sponsors as well =D
RT @CandysReviews: #NewPost - Things I Took Home from Eroticon 2018 https://t.co/DJSSRztIa4
Also... 'no matter what the feminists say'? Feminists have been pretty vocal about society's treatment of middle-ag… https://t.co/vrCZI1iUhw
RT @Hannah_Chutzpah: Mega friendly two-face. 9/10. Purr could be louder & slight deduction for rolling in grit, but definitely would pet ag…
RT @Czaroline: A little while ago, I totted up the cost of an Irish abortion. Not the emotional cost: like, the literal cost. Reminder of w…
Very important - read and respond if you can. This is what I'll be doing with my weekend. Yay? https://t.co/D3iV46kyI3
RT @ShiningComic: For the past 10 years, I've been staying at haunted hotels and doing ghost tours and loudly challenging spirits to games…
This time last year, @decadentmadamez gave her advice on how to have the best night in a #fetish club... https://t.co/C9DJtsvZf1
@HannahLockhardt I've definitely become more wary of writing lots of dialogue since doing the audio, which is a sha… https://t.co/I14GKuVES5
@hellocatfood Ah yay thank you so much! <3
@HannahLockhardt True but collaborating is often much harder (and more expensive and time-consuming) than just plou… https://t.co/HuO9I14PF7
@KirstyAJennings @ElectraStim Ah you get to look forward to the exciting delights of it =)
@hellocatfood There's a page where all the public ones are collected if that helps? https://t.co/5boPZvhT4h I need… https://t.co/oy8IhT9OZF
I'm recording the second one now and annoyingly it includes LOADS of back-and-forth speech. The more I do this the… https://t.co/VPgm8v4w7a
NEW #AudioPorn for patreons - sorry it took so long, I was Eroticon-ing! https://t.co/yKPfBk6QI8 This is the filthi… https://t.co/26baRUpTga
@HelloImpIdeas My favourite kind of gold star! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Anyone can please a woman if she tells you what to do! You’re not allowed to ASK, that’s the whole point!” - Jez f… https://t.co/zbFdzdmrOi
RT @FrankiCookney: Good morning lovely people... looking for sex bloggers/toy reviewers to talk to me about LUBE! #journorequest
@SarahBHoll Oh wow yep my first thought is I hope you have a week's rest to recover!
If you're new to electro-sex, this is probably your best place to start - and thanks to @ElectraStim you can also g… https://t.co/kwaC6nLlow
RT @chainbear: ‘Super Seducer’, and the myth of the mysterious woman | @girlonthenet https://t.co/BVpMrQf5IU https://t.co/GYS7jQ8V7f
RT @HannahLockhardt: OK so I did accidentally cut myself off at the beginning but it's not super noticeable. It's Been A Long Time #audiopo…
@Kat_Arney Thank you! <3
RT @Kat_Arney: Women are only mysterious if you never listen to them... couldn't agree more with @girlonthenet here - women are writing, t…
RT @jessicasrabbit_: Watching him wank in the shower https://t.co/DVJRyBZEt9 via @girlonthenet
Someone else's story: sexual anticipation https://t.co/j89CVMA8RP #Archive
And here's the other blog I wrote this week: dick-focused smut disguised as a guide to cock rings... https://t.co/RrIWk2VKOn
RT @NeroTweetsHere: I've just posted a new blog [NSFW]: OPP: #SoSS ~ The Sybian https://t.co/Twboi5piqX
RT @missdollreviews: RT @missdollreviews: My #SoSS blog round-up is live: it features @BrigitWrites, @ZenNudist, @DelightsSensual and @sexp…
RT @midnightoasis64: #SoSS - sexy clothing Fishnets? Suit Porn? Gorgeous knickers? Clothing ensembles for gorgeous femboys? Pastis and blue…
RT @Charlton_Tod: This week's #SoSS features talented people such as @_floss_84 @ZenNudist @fireandhoney Cimmerian Sentiment @TitsAndTestTu…
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Yay my Trolling the Net for #SoSS is back & this week it features words from @KaylaLords @thereon_cara @HannahLockhard…
Super-quick #SoSS post this week before I go back to sleeping/burying my head under a duvet:… https://t.co/vcQIVO4aQv
RT @KaylaLords: A Not-a-Love Letter to My Anxiety #MasturbationMonday #WickedWednesday https://t.co/IDLo5ITEnz https://t.co/fFLnT0Bg01
And this one by @thereon_cara gave me all the feels. https://t.co/3dFll1HuGu Check out all of them here: https://t.co/nJkW0M6vNs
You've still got time to join my Patreon and get access to all this month's extra stuff. Without Patreon, I wouldn'… https://t.co/wpozM4Po3D
RT @megjohnbarker: Check out my zine on social mindfulness here: https://t.co/VWP4iS1fHx
@ieshasmall I have already earmarked it as a thing to bring my tiny nephews/nieces to! Tiny me would have been delighted by small trains =D
TINY TRAIN KLAXON. Can confirm it's the most adorable train ever. Also a bit of a squeeze. https://t.co/at5BbvkDkh
@more_matters @Mollysdailykiss @DomSigns Oh this is such a lovely post! <3
RT @more_matters: This week I posted a write up about my #Eroticon journey. I used lots of sharing links cause I wanted it to be an #soss a…
@SheetsoSF Haha I don't think anyone could handle me on that strength of coffee!
I like my coffee like I like my men: bland and unsurprising.
I forget how strong shop coffee is compared to instant coffee so when I go out to meetings I end up leaving WIRED.
The hotness of edging, and the moment it ends https://t.co/XBiqio5U4X #Archive
RT @BeffernieBlack: You won’t believe this right, but I’ve just been into @whsmith and they’ve only gone and got big bars of chocolate for…
RT @TlfTravelAlerts: We would like to apologise for accidentally and definitely not on purpose using Oyster cards to harvest your innermost…
RT @ASmallFiction: "A dystopian parallel universe!" the visitors said. "...hey," we said. "Seal the portal, fast!" they yelled as they le…
RT @EFF: As lobbyists and members of Congress applaud themselves for enacting a law ostensibly tackling the problem of trafficking, let’s b…
This week's dose of casual filth features the @HotOctopuss ATOM cock ring, and allows me to fulfil my dream of usin… https://t.co/OogcohVpz3
RT @ETOMagazine: Roses are red, it's time for #nominations, if you miss out, it'll be an abomination #WorldPoetryDay #wetried https://t.co/…
RT @thepgshop: 'Close supervision required'... Who exactly supervises you when you are getting down?... Its a shame that people need the re…
RT @BettysToyBox: We want everybody to feel comfortable shopping at Betty's Toy Box so we got rid of all our gendered product categories. B…
RT @peepshowtoyscom: "Sex in public...Does it sound thrilling to you?" If it does, you have to read the newest blog post from @PhallophileR…
RT @HotOctopuss: "There's no shame in abandoning a policy that it turns out isn't going to work the way you thought it was." - @pandorablak…
@neil_neilzone OH MY GOD that is exactly the right amount of Creme Eggs to have on one's desk =D
@neil_neilzone You seem to have spelled 'double decker' wrong, but yes please I would love that =)
When you get a linkback from a serious news website and you want to look serious too, but the latest post on your h… https://t.co/rSOS2argbc
@EmmelinePeaches Thank you! <3
RT @pandorablake: I'm quoted in this deep dive into #ageverification by @TheRegister @BekiHill along with @MylesJackman @erikalust @girlont…
RT @MylesJackman: MUST READ: Comprehensive explainer of the current age verification landscape. According to me, the regulator's ultimate…
It's 2018. https://t.co/TxpNK7aQRf https://t.co/YTL7ScN82K
RT @dangerouslilly: Hi companies! @SarahBHoll and I are in the midst of planning a sex toy raffle with all proceeds going to @WoodhullSFA #…
RT @daniel_barker: "you've helped make twitter what it is today" is an absolutely fucking brutal accusation https://t.co/OUMcVo6fOD
The porn debate: false balance in sex reporting https://t.co/kdspZ41kO5 #Archive
@coco_abroad Oh see now I'm blushing - thanks =)
@coco_abroad Thank you so much! And thanks for sharing =)
RT @ElleHa: imagine if people were like cats and just wandered around screaming
RT @KaylaLords: Whether you went to my #Eroticon presentation (thank you!!!) or not, you get access to my notes and links to more info. For…
RT @girlonthenet: #NSFW new blog post about the @HotOctopuss ATOM Plus cock ring. I mean... it's *kind of* about that, but mostly it's abou…
RT @MischiefMental: "Bisexuality Is Magic" is both a play about love, coming out, & how to define your sexuality, and a comedy magic show.…
RT @LdnPFF: Our guest of honour, political activist and long-time filmmaker - it's @pandorablake! We're doing a full-on RETROSPECTIVE of Bl…
RT @sabotthecat: Same https://t.co/0zG2eiVCLq
@StephanieAlys Oh yes. I would have 'post-bike-ride-sweat combined with body shop shower gel' all day long =)
@KathRella @drkatedevlin @StephanieAlys @smolrobots Sextsbot: reads out all the hot messages in your inbox in a nice sexy voice
@StephanieAlys @drkatedevlin @smolrobots I love this so so much!
@drkatedevlin @StephanieAlys @smolrobots OMG YES. Afterglowbot listens out for the sounds of you beginning to reach… https://t.co/u07P4PSean
RT @Kirstie_Schultz: Telling People You're Anxious Can Actually Help Your Anxiety https://t.co/jInrDzcP7Y
@jayjayman2002 @HotOctopuss Well if you go for it I hope you enjoy it as much as I have!
RT @MissEveBlogs: I lost my sexuality for a year. A love letter to @EroticonUK. "It’s only because of a recent sex filled weekend at #Erot…
#NSFW new blog post about the @HotOctopuss ATOM Plus cock ring. I mean... it's *kind of* about that, but mostly it'… https://t.co/qzgTDubZj4
@Little_xsecret @dangerouslilly Yeah now I've said it I'm not 100% sure, but I'm going to have a little nerdy dig a… https://t.co/9C5cr7ttmA
@dangerouslilly @Little_xsecret But that's mostly based on Some Stuff I've Heard From People and possibly a bit of… https://t.co/S2bpNfDwI8
@dangerouslilly @Little_xsecret I *think* generally yes but it's quite rare for people to pass too much unless thei… https://t.co/Ej86IcoalV
RT @dangerouslilly: @Little_xsecret @girlonthenet There's a plugin for that! Make sure you install one that's been tested to the latest WP…
@Little_xsecret @dangerouslilly Yep! Anyone who you'd prefer not to pass pagerank onto as well so if you're linking… https://t.co/8tASKzSzCW
@Master_Venture Thbk you!
I also wrote this for HO ages ago and honestly they paid me for this my job fucking rocks! https://t.co/NZsFgS8CaJ
@SirTerenceBoot Thanks! =)
OH MY GOD no one told me it was #NationalPoetryDay! Here's a rhyme that I started writing for Woodhull, then the br… https://t.co/wIEeSJc0bU