I’m a girl. I’m on the internet. This is some stuff I do with my life. I’ve been blogging since 2011 – real life sex stories, dirty fantasies, fun rants about gender and sex, and other bits and pieces.
In any society, there’ll be things to which you cannot legally consent. Most UK-based kinksters......
Sunday sponsor love: @Doxy are a fabulous company who make incredible toys (including the wand of my dreams). They… https://t.co/vEc7RQwurN
Forgot to do this earlier, but just FYI I'm on holiday. Please forgive me if I don't get back to your messages quic… https://t.co/oJCEc5bD3G
RT @BISHSexEd: Here's a huge post with all the common sex questions answered by Justin (who is going for a lie down now). #Sex #Sexadvice #…
RT @frankiemullin: Good morning, today we have this bullshit to contend with. The APPG is toothless but these suggestions are utterly terri…
RT @standardnews: The best places to learn sign language in London https://t.co/c4DaAMsMCp
RT @BBCArchive: #Onthisday 1943: Should a woman or even a Yorkshireman be allowed to read the BBC news? No chance... https://t.co/CBPCi7jE1U
RT @koenfucius: "WARNING. In our butcher's shop we might ask your name and remember your meat-related preferences. If you are worried about…
@juliakangel I feel like it's just turned into torturing women with no respite and/or hope. I'm not sure I can stick with it.
@glittertech @WhoresofYore It is!! <3
RT @WhoresofYore: Word of the Day: “Rhyparographer https://t.co/8RcrZWdyC0
@CandysReviews Super grim. Summat wrong with S2
If I stop watching #TheHandmaidsTale now, will one of you give me a shout when it gets to the part where the women rise up?
RT @BeffernieBlack: “Twitter” - Digital Print ©️ 2018 Part of a series https://t.co/N5UIOX69Qe
@HannahLockhardt Oh yeah sorry I didn't mean to be all po-faced about it, it's just we've had a few people ask in t… https://t.co/wT7vDcF1CV
@HannahLockhardt Haha thanks! Glad you liked it! We try not to inject play into the socials just because it would b… https://t.co/7nMHQ8gW77
“You’ll stand in the corner until we’re done here..." New blog: school role play and waiting for punishment #NSFW… https://t.co/v78hkNljac
RT @AYOtbag: UM, YOU GUYS....... https://t.co/Cy54RPV5jm
@EwaSR Oh just any - it makes drinks more fun
Sponsor love time: @Kinkystreets support my site and sell loads of my favourite sex toys including THIS Tenga cup,… https://t.co/uScmgDOYrq
@drlawson If you love me you're going to ADORE free pouring the perfect G&T (or beverage of your choosing - it works with ANYTHING)
People who like alcohol as much as I do, FYI if you invest in free pour nozzles it becomes even more fun. Honestly… https://t.co/8aeaUxUnk6
VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: swapping the orange liqueur in a margarita for raspberry liqueur makes it taste like Refreshers.
@evilherbivore17 "Creepy cupboard gollum" amazing
@LeePKelly I think female ambassadors are just called ambassadors these days. Not sure if they still do the Ferrero… https://t.co/DEa4sUVlFb
@HannahLockhardt I am so magnanimous
Also we've had time to date, fall in love, dance together at family weddings, buy a house, go through a bad patch,… https://t.co/ZfAipZSp2L
I love this man more than I've ever loved another but honestly just on the off-chance these events are linked I thi… https://t.co/WjSOOpRADX
My boyfriend and I just realised we've been together for about the same time as Julian Assange has been hiding in a cupboard.
RT @TabithaErotica: Shares and Shout Outs! #ssos #soss Happy Saturday x x https://t.co/yddyTwxx3o https://t.co/UniUPcATkE
@CJForrestauthor Not properly. Just some posh people milling about a church. I think the actual show starts at midday
RT @thesvelteone: 4. Dancing to ABBA https://t.co/FSrh77Up8L
"Good girl" #IAmTooObvious https://t.co/SyjWBMK7v6
@ZebraRoseSub You are brilliant. Also I really want to have a wank like this at some point, help me practice my bes… https://t.co/RhdR2IW2IY
I have something SUPER HOT for you to read on your commute home: please welcome @ZebraRoseSub who is here to bring… https://t.co/F7GFSGTsY8
@SaggersT @Narcomania It feels like you might be arguing against a point I didn't make. I'm saying no level of crim… https://t.co/2FUbcTRVcL
@kinkly Haha #solidarity with you, pals! Good luck!
@KinkyAutistic Couldn't agree more!
@_DeviantDesigns @moosecache @ZebraRoseSub Never in my life have I been more desperate to have $300. <3
RT @_DeviantDesigns: @moosecache @ZebraRoseSub @girlonthenet https://t.co/YdnYRxHvdB
Holy shit this is some amazing sex toy hacking. https://t.co/4Ox2qXZUh1
@SaggersT @Narcomania They are still human like the rest of us
RT @saladinahmed: 'Criminals' aren't animals. They're human beings. It matters to say that.
In case anyone needs a fresh example to illustrate what 'oxymoron' means, someone's making a 'Brexit thriller' https://t.co/oUoANyRl2M
RT @Shakestweetz: Drumroll, please. https://t.co/MUPReCZAzm
RT @FutureofSex: Actors’ Union Says It Will 'Fight Back' Against Porn Deepfakes https://t.co/Nub4TFDOg6
Shit it, I tweeted about a book without including the link to buy. What a nob. Buy Dean's book: it's excellent. https://t.co/Uf8WFm8YHy
Not only is @garwboy's book very fun and full of interesting brain-related things, it is also a great source of exc… https://t.co/pECIfwyMFa
HELLO I AM QUITE EXCITED ABOUT THIS https://t.co/r2diSYkeaO
RT @superherofae: my mother has subscriptions to two separate paranormal magazines and I like to take pictures of the front pages because t…
Adorable news flash... https://t.co/i8ZVD8DpWQ
RT @aoiph: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie said “If we valued women as full human beings, we would not be having the debate you’re having in Irela…
@AltBiGuy Haha yes definitely!
@AltBiGuy Thank you for sharing it!
RT @AltBiGuy: Just discovered this https://t.co/rzSdesYdFi by @girlonthenet my followers will probably appriciate 'Buttplugs, pegging and p…
@pauldipsdurno @garwboy @alomshaha @sjblakemore @melissadahl @TechnicallyRon @Herring1967 @FrogCroakley Oh mate.
RT @garwboy: Top 10 books to understand happiness https://t.co/tzxz1JxyPz I'd argue that these books by @sjblakemore @girlonthenet @meliss…
Well twitter I've had a lovely day. I went for lunch with a great pal, had a nice walk through central, and now I a… https://t.co/9adb1bOAc0
RT @AlixFox: **buys in bulk** **pours into Supersoaker** **sprays on THOSE people on the internet** **has lovely, lovely day** https://t.co…
Omg my book is in this list of happiness books! Thank you @garwboy I am in excellent company! https://t.co/uBnGJ2TOk1
RT @ASmallFiction: "What happened?" "You died." "So this is...?" "Hellven." "I thought it was either-or?" "Cutbacks. Here's a harp, ho…
I don't have time (or skills, or energy) to be your unpaid legal/ethics advisor. Everyone makes mistakes, of course… https://t.co/VKlbV2cGCp
Thanks to the people who are offering me advice but this was a while ago and he's long gone. It's just playing on m… https://t.co/leqDRGmwPO
@NimueAllen True on both counts
There are many many many men like this. But Archie is the one I'm thinking of today, so that's the story you get.… https://t.co/dpvN9NEme2
I think about this man on at least a weekly basis. I feel angry with myself for not doing something to help this an… https://t.co/kBoHiyPAt1
Obviously he followed up. "I didn't receive any reply or acknowledgement from you, so resending." I asked him not… https://t.co/sqP7iBUySy
I didn't know how to reply. I didn't want to encourage his manipulative attitude, or help him when he'd trampled ov… https://t.co/UDNpm0PTbQ
He ended it by asking me how I could do this to him: how I could write about rejection without acknowledging that r… https://t.co/pNJPB6hWx7
He also told me - and apologies for being vague here - some stuff that made me worry for him. And want to help. B… https://t.co/e3WnQRhzyW
His email contained his whole life story. His history of being rejected, details about the hows and whys. In it he… https://t.co/0ay8rJm0r1
Here he is: https://t.co/PkMjzNCvmn I won't show you the email because I'm not that sort of person. But I can tell you it was LONG.
RT @NevilleSouthall: Hello, @SexWorkHive here again! We’ll be tweeting between 7pm and 8pm about stigma and the impact it have on our live…
@betty_emandme Oh thank you so much! That's really kind of you! Meg-John and Justin are inspirational to me and I'm glad you liked our chat!
"Sometimes it's just fun to share a guy like he's an hors d'oeuvre." - @Beardynoise speaks only the truth.
@TheRuthDouglas Actual lol =D
RT @TheRuthDouglas: @girlonthenet I think there SHOULD be a power point for weird sex KPIs, but more in a "what sexfoolery can we get up to…
@ValeryNorth That is an excellent slogan! Is also a line from one of my fave songs so I might copy you and print it out go my desk =)
@rvedotrc Ah mate sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon and can enjoy your day off! X
The only thing I can add to my achievement list today is 'left house' but that is literally one thing more than fuck all so there.
To illustrate, I graphed what I think is a realistic (if truncated) illustration of my quality of sex over time. Yo… https://t.co/5ciAkFURcL
@robcryptx Probably don't assume they're not, tbh.
I have never wanted to go to Norfolk more in my WHOLE LIFE. It sounds magical. #VisitNorfolk
And they have some sort of theme park where they have gone wildly off-piste and created their own Norfolk version o… https://t.co/FZsrsQ7ekJ
@jwusher Oh bravo! <3
RT @jwusher: @girlonthenet What immortal hand or eye, can beat our gift shop and cafe.
Oh my God this website is just gift after gift. Here is how they introduce the eager tourist to the fact that Norfo… https://t.co/dyVfBcmc7M
You bet your fucking arse I'm going to that zoo.
This is how the Norfolk Broads Tourism website chose to advertise the fact that Norfolk has a zoo.… https://t.co/vmZ5eRkgXI
@ViolettaCrisis Oh that text thing would have made my day too!
RT @ViolettaCrisis: @girlonthenet - Sending my husband a silly text from a different room then hearing him laugh at it through the wall a f…
@garwboy Adorable <3
Sexy link roundup: click through to read three blog posts that I fucking loved recently... https://t.co/lQPPQsAl5a
@hurricane_ros WHAT DID I MISS OH MY GOD
@HannahLockhardt No don't worry I should probably signpost that page better because I get asked that a lot! Will se… https://t.co/BlfeXznBtz
@HannahLockhardt It's best if you email as DMs are hard to keep track of but yes please! https://t.co/Cme12sldB6
I've been lucky enough to host some incredible guest blogs on my site - check out all the recent ones here and comm… https://t.co/JvvHhoC8EU
RT @wriggly_kitty: It's one of my rare #SoSS posts! Featuring @AlunNorley, Mrs Fever, Clementine Morrigan, @BibulousOne, @girlonthenet, @th…
RT @Together4yes: Dr Louise Kenny “no where else in medicine are we expected to withhold a safe intervention until a woman is literally dyi…
RT @joannesreviews: Time for another #SOSS post, check out the amazing posts that caught my eye this week. https://t.co/OiRB5Oy8OP Featur…
RT @garwboy: I'll be talking about my book The Happy Brain with @emmafreud, tonight at 18:15 on @BBCRadio4's Loose Ends You've still got o…
When you want to feel loved but all the people you love are busy. https://t.co/rY4fBZsFFV
"Have fun, but make sure that the fun you're having doesn't fuck up the fun anyone else is having nearby." - rule f… https://t.co/sYu52oH7jB
RT @pullovergirl: https://t.co/fWgzGpJyFi
Me: want some breakfast pizza? Mate: already had some. *serious voice* Breakfast pizza is the most important meal of the day.
RT @MicroSFF: "I was a handsome prince once," the frog said. "Will kissing you make me one?" the princess said. "That'll change none of us,…
RT @LaraOyedele: I am angry & sad. Frustrated. In the past 2 weeks my mum’s being drip feeding me the facts of her 18 yr “relationship” wit…
"This is sexual, too. I want to be used, I want dirty words whispered in my ear that I know others wouldn’t approve… https://t.co/9DJ5yvvhhb
RT @Avery_Marsh: I had a girl tell me I looked like a gibson girl, and was like um okay whatever, until I googled it, then I was like awwww…
RT @KathRella: It's whenever someone compliments me on my writing style - especially a relative stranger. Half the time I think I'm shit at…
RT @SuperbadLarry: Freshman yr in college a friend of a friend said to me "You really think before you ever say anything." At the time, I d…
@Master_Venture Thank you!
RT @EthicalVegnLife: Someone told me that I gave them the courage to be themselves, no fucks given, that was cool 💕 https://t.co/aIWcv9QbJF
RT @Cockleonius: You're my favourite person that I've never slept with https://t.co/Hotgoyn8hB
Oh and THANK YOU all so much for your amazing compliment tweets yesterday! They cheered me right up and there are s… https://t.co/GOMtN8B34K
"He’s the comfort, direction, disciple, and centering I need." This week's fabulous guest blog by @thereon_cara! https://t.co/zWzPNvkrto
RT @Dis_inter_est: No matter who I sleep with, I always think of your perfume... ! https://t.co/SmOYhMn4Hf
RT @cyanideandjd: Had a guy at college stop mid conversation to say he got lost in my eyes https://t.co/jyls7jCFur
RT @ginger_nic: @girlonthenet A very excited 4- or 5-year old boy ran up to me in a bookstore to say “you look just like the girl from Brav…
"If any guy thinks too much about how bored I am of being fucked like this, he’d lose the ability to fuck me at all… https://t.co/R9wstxvPix
My boyfriend just had to ask Siri to search the internet to ask how to stop an Alexa alarm. This is a man who pri… https://t.co/FjmrXr2oRU
#ICYMI yesterday, @thepgshop is offering discounts to their twitter followers - follow them and fill your boots! (o… https://t.co/Q7XLwZifl9
RT @girlonthenet: The 'stress relief' wank, the 'sex toy combo' wank, the 'I've got the house to myself' wank, and loads more. What are you…
- The passive wank - The 'just for the sake of it' wank - The ‘I’ll just take a work break to go and have a wank’ w… https://t.co/KjLvdqtGhY
RT @batnark: Justice https://t.co/3kjWVUM7TT
RT @thepgshop: Sharing some love with followers new and old - use the discount code 'famous' for 10% off your order at @thepgshop - https:/…
RT @garwboy: The Happy Brain, out now Includes - Shirt-based fights - Sexual fetishes - Parenting techniques - Millionaires - Comedy break…
@mysteryvibe @StephanieAlys @YouTube Wooooo! Congratulations!!
RT @mysteryvibe: Congratulations to our very own @StephanieAlys the 2018 Business Woman of the Year, winner of the Veuve Cliquot New Genera…
My best mate: what setting should I put your dishwasher on? Eco, auto, phone reception, sparkles or plates floating… https://t.co/IunKEZt9d5
RT @gebfeiobachd: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop “I got a new toy an…
RT @1andfuture: @girlonthenet The just playing with it like I'm still a teenager and didn't mean to have a wank but ach, fuckit I might as…
RT @drkatedevlin: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The “I’ve written a…
RT @DamianneTweets: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop I'm tired and my…
RT @EveRay1: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The "my mind's wandered…
RT @BadKittyErotica: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The "Christ I ne…
RT @Mollysdailykiss: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop Replying to @gir…
RT @BadKittyErotica: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The "Oh Christ i…
RT @brokenbottleboy: @girlonthenet Oh, I forgot one: The ‘edging because I’m getting some later’ wank.
RT @Mollysdailykiss: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The bathtime wan…
Oh god how could I forget the hangover wank?! https://t.co/K1iYaCSSy7
RT @Shannow: @girlonthenet @BettysToyBox @Doxy @ElectraStim @HotOctopuss @Kinkystreets @peepshowtoyscom @thepgshop The 'not had a chance to…
@TitsAndTestTube Haha thank you!
RT @MissEveBlogs: New Post https://t.co/IFyXLtuwmr How do you make #SexToysAccessible? 9 ways to make sex toys #accessible, or at least ge…
@RedJolt a) brand but b) if I own one, I will use it to squirt EVERYTHING
Guest blog: I fucked a rollercoaster https://t.co/abfcgiFEED #Archive
If, like, 35 of you could follow @thepgshop that'd be amazing. They sponsor my site, sell incredible sex toys, and… https://t.co/VihmErVkXc
One day I will own the Pop squirting dildo of my dreams and then god help my carpets... https://t.co/2jZvNB2KRb
RT @ElectraStim: Thanks for the mention @violetfenn in this month's @ETOMagazine! So pleased that you love the Flick as much as we do ⚡ htt…
@_LittleSBitch Ah thank you so much!
RT @girlonthenet: #Bondage furniture can be ridiculously expensive, so here's how to turn your coffee table into a kinky spanking bench wit…
RT @elle91: Anxiety is like free coffee only you have no say in how much you drink or when.
Pulse by Hot Octopuss or 'How to wank like Batman' https://t.co/sGQnvKv73b #Archive
RT @McJesse: Am I really high, or does this lamp also look really high? https://t.co/8nJJlJyGCi
RT @shonfaye: Amnesty International has organised a one day festival “Women Making History” dedicated to celebrating and supporting true wo…
RT @RomanticIsa: Are you a blogger and would you like to build content, improve your SEO score and get to know other sex bloggers? Then joi…
@theotherlivvy Totally adored this book you're in for a treat!
RT @Botanygeek: THE BIOLOGY OF BABY GROOT. ⬇️ Baby groot is created from a cutting of Groot, an ambulant alien plant who dies at the end o…
RT @brokenbottleboy: My report on a day spent with Tommy Robinson’s snowflake army. https://t.co/VWVRsvbN0j
@JoeyJoJo1989 I imagine that is horrible and I have a lot of sympathy for you. But inserting this into a conversati… https://t.co/XqbK4fiI7R
@emptyroof Thank you! Will check out!
RT @SchmidCathrine: "Journalists omit facts in ways that make public debates over supposedly 'controversial' issues—like transgender restro…
These men all look like the kind of dudes who'd ask me out for a bet then call me unfuckable if I turned them down. https://t.co/a25Gxazxu3
@Where_Do_I_Fit Really love the idea of jacket potatoes being exotic- I might move to the States and open a gourmet… https://t.co/8Pg9AfqywP
Don't tell that guy who met the Irish president while at work on ketamine, but I think he's got competition. https://t.co/QDOIlntiud
"Do you know, the WORST thing about Lego is all the time it takes to put together." https://t.co/B6g3uMIqBX #labo https://t.co/gDtvvDDVZJ
@wriggly_kitty @Mollysdailykiss Perfect <3
@Mollysdailykiss Haha not just sexy writing and photos... Actual heroics!
RT @Mollysdailykiss: @girlonthenet Well I just ran upstairs to en emergency with cried of help..... to remove a moth from the dancing queen…
@blackyawgdom https://t.co/avwG6bxIej, bit of butter, beans and cheese: dinner of champions.
@lisaannejenkins It's why I never really got on with dinner dates when I was dating: if I have the food BEFORE the… https://t.co/QAvcdVFkbW
RT @Doxy: The 1st of our #eroticaatdoxy stories is a VERY hot piece about DP with a sex machine and a stranger. Far more interesting than #…
RT @joannesreviews: For anyone that missed it, I have a #NSFW guest post up on @girlonthenet's amazing site which is a true life fucking ma…
Guest blog: Only the lonely https://t.co/JdiLrExPYU #Archive
It's *this* kind of day in London today... #NSFW https://t.co/CKEMvsa156
RT @EmmelinePeaches: #SoSS Roundup: Breathe In To Contract, Breathe Out To Release ft. @Auroragloryblog @MissEveBlogs @veronicalea_ink @The…
RT @PetraPanReviews: Check out my #SOSS posts including strap-ons, historical hotties, no regrets and shower voyeur erotica! @Books1799, @B…
RT @Mollysdailykiss: This weeks Trolling the Net for #SoSS features words by @more_matters @TitsAndTestTube @elegantfowl & Mrs Fever & Pics…
RT @RebelsNotes: Convicts and Challenges #SoSS #25 https://t.co/dbOsRtsGoc https://t.co/i2YI8pIRGp
RT @RebelsNotes: Mentioned in my #SoSS post this week: @more_matters @CollaredMom @5ubmissy @MPBjulie @sassycat38 @wriggly_kitty @TitsAndTe…
RT @InternetHippo: my favorite tweets are where a guy presents an obviously personal problem as a broad social one. "folks, it's time to do…
RT @PosyChurchgate: Share if you Dare! featuring an interview with @LasciviouLucy https://t.co/g4i3ZSu9gf and links from: @ella_scandal, @g…
RT @MoiraDonegan: I wrote about incels and the logic of “sex redistribution” for Cosmo. https://t.co/5XjuA45ztk
@TheCaraSutra I dunno, your car bonnet story was pretty bloody special 😀
@sextoysuk Love ya!
@TheCaraSutra @violetfenn @TabithaErotica @ETOMagazine @ETOAwards @AlixFox @rocksoffltd @HotOctopuss @ella_scandal… https://t.co/AQroHWF1QH
RT @joannesreviews: I am super stoked to have a guest post published on one of my favourites sites run by the fabulous @girlonthenet Check…
RT @aguyuno: Here in Toronto we only graffiti over the realest of beefs https://t.co/uW3Gr6zyqa
@A_MrPromiscuous Wow thank you so much! Delighted you enjoyed it - it's genuinely one of my favourite stories becau… https://t.co/VUusGhQiTw
@joannesreviews @themodernmann OMG yes! I might put it on my business cards
And if anyone was intrigued by the clip and wants to hear more about the SEXIEST MOMENT OF MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE, h… https://t.co/a6spBsAUA8
So @AlixFoxjust made my week by describing me as 'legitimately cock-hungry' on @themodernmann podcast! <3 Check it… https://t.co/7zoS9Zy30l
@TabithaErotica @ETOMagazine @ETOAwards @violetfenn @AlixFox @rocksoffltd @HotOctopuss @ella_scandal @lukeandjack… https://t.co/iy9wVcv2Ww
@_pea_green_boat OK phew they are forgiven for now
More sponsor love, because they're running an ACE #MasturbationMonth deal: @peepshowtoyscom will give you 18% off e… https://t.co/KqcDUQM9GX
Want to get into bondage and restraints at home? My fab site sponsor @Kinkystreets will give you 15% off anything w… https://t.co/VakoH4FNly
Archive post: on being restrained https://t.co/eKSaAMQkQA
"The best blow job" will haunt me forever https://t.co/GNUEVpZ1DM #Archive
RT @Doxy: Quick update on the #eroticaatdoxy project - we've already got 4 story submissions for the 1st round. Submissions open all throug…
@keithjgolding Fuck that, London cycling is hard enough as it is without worrying I'm going to shit a butt plug on a roundabout! =D
What I did today, in order of how FUN it was: - Email admin - Stats nerdery - Gardening - Butt plug training - Cycling in the sunshine
RT @girlonthenet: This is what happens when I am specifically asked to 'over-analyse' something. BEHOLD: over 2,000 words unpicking what I…
@NinaSaini Looking forward to drinking gin and putting the world to rights =)
@pinkness Woo! That is exciting! <3
This captures @Mollysdailykiss's spirit so perfectly I shed a tear. I hope one day I can be as courageous too. https://t.co/YM39HpEPz3
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Any bloggers who write fiction or stuff that reads like fiction it is well worth posting the links in this Reddit. I u…
PSA: my site sponsor @BettysToyBox has written about their top sex toys to treat yourself to in #MasturbationMonth… https://t.co/i902vsX7E6
@WitchofTheWands Thank you so much! And thanks for sharing!
@sexblogofsorts Thank you for sharing it!
@Alakest @Andrew_Taylor You should be put in prison forever. I don't actually believe this, I just wanted to spar… https://t.co/qHoxpJtjhL
RT @JordanPeele: Game. Set. Match. https://t.co/z3jnSOwC9O
RT @SarahBHoll: THIS. This right fucking here. Read this thread. https://t.co/qzqgPmDk6L
RT @girlonthenet: Listen to us. Understand that #incels are dangerous. And recognise that they are only part of the problem. https://t.co/i…
RT @jaclynf: CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP FUCKING SAYING THE PHRASE “REDISTRIBUTION OF SEX” LIKE IT IS AN ACTUAL THING. Sex is not a commodity. Wom…
@rhysmorgan @peepshowtoyscom Rhys that's so inappropriate I can't have this filth on my timeline
RT @jenblacker: Y’all!! https://t.co/YfZVwk6uO5
@coco_abroad Haha thank you! <3
@MuchosGravitas @PrettyHatMech Then you will have presumably read the second half, not just the title, right? Becau… https://t.co/A0dLNnvHA1
@MuchosGravitas @PrettyHatMech Maybe read the blog post
@SLLancs @Relate_charity Thank you! <3
FYI it's #MasturbationMonth in May (I KNOW, I've been saving up all my wanks especially) and that means sex toy com… https://t.co/8DCTlxxdHO
Guest blog: Intervening in harassment https://t.co/WUoshWtvGf #Archive
RT @GlennyRodge: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if…
RT @HackneyAbbott: The Prime Minister knew what was going on and she left the former Home Secretary to deal with it. But she is the archite…
@theangelremiel Now you put it like that it doesn't sound fun at ALL
@theangelremiel Guess you're right, those are the rules now. *writes 5,000 word essay on mushrooms*
@lornarichardson Thank you! Also now following you b/c would love to know more about your research!
@SnipaGus Thank you!
@Mollysdailykiss @BibulousOne Although I am sad that he shares a name with one of my fave bands. Might have to list… https://t.co/9kiYWVqNrk
@megjohnbarker Thank you so much! *blushes loads*
@Mollysdailykiss @BibulousOne Haha that's brilliant!
@bishtraining Thank you for sharing it <3
@Seleuf Thank you! Appreciate the clarification x
@PublicChaffinch Thank you!
@mischa_eliot Ha! Not a chance =)
Listen to us. Understand that #incels are dangerous. And recognise that they are only part of the problem. https://t.co/iGxRJZesF5
@EwaSR Ah thank you! <3
RT @EwaSR: instead of an r/relationships car crash post recommendation, have a much, MUCH nicer alternative read https://t.co/8CXx3WKswy
RT @Doxy: The 1st #eroticaatDoxy is from one of our favourite writers @girlonthenet her story Machine - its about a sex machine and is pure…
RT @AwwwwCats: "Do they still worship us, child?" "Well, I shit in a box and they clean it." "Good. Good." https://t.co/PF3bJfSZkJ
Just realised I made the same joke as EVERYONE in the thread below the tweet. Taking myself to Twitter jail, will n… https://t.co/4W8nI4Pw1y
Blackadder Season 3, Episode 4. https://t.co/pWEdNRX9nv
@EqualityEd @LeftOverForEver @ScottWesterfeld Read literally the first tweet in this thread
@MeanGirls2u @Sasooli OK you too
@MeanGirls2u @Sasooli We literally each only sent one tweet to you, in response to your direct questions. We're not attacking you.
@EqualityEd @LeftOverForEver @ScottWesterfeld Not sure incel's actually about whether one's having sex: it's a poli… https://t.co/aIaJm2baeW
@EqualityEd @LeftOverForEver @ScottWesterfeld Um I think @LeftOverForEver was talking about men who were violent -… https://t.co/KsIwqCtO2r
@miss_mcinerney @ieshasmall @Positivteacha @megjohnbarker Oh yes and also Enjoy Sex is brilliant too
This is amazing https://t.co/Z9NRN7lGWb
On girlwanking https://t.co/43ucDuUXGO #Archive
@MeanGirls2u Because sex workers are not there to provide a human shield for sexual violence.
@warkabowt Oh and look https://t.co/HLWdyEXSvT
RT @CJTerry: Rather than banally tweet 'Ed Balls' may I suggest we all take a momentary flashback to what was possibly the greatest headlin…
RT @ashleyn1cole: I’m going to start a subreddit for women who can’t get laid. We’ll probably just talk about hobbies, and tv shows we like…
Why do some people think they have a 'right' to partnered sex? https://t.co/sCv6dCcVOk
RT @chick_in_kiev: i just. i can't. these are human beings but they live on a different planet i think https://t.co/1Y0PMi2fe5
RT @LoveLustLondon: My #SoSS: women who pay for sex, a wonderful description of a pro-Dom session, a superb #SinfulSunday pic and men who d…
RT @HackneyAbbott: 1/4 Amber Rudd @AmberRuddHR is hanging by a thread
RT @PetraPanReviews: Happy Saturday everyone! Here's my #SOSS for 28th April featuring @CandysReviews @Livvy_Libertine @ella_scandal @pinkl…
@drkatedevlin @ellardent Good point that's a way better example
@ellardent @drkatedevlin I still think that's pushing it quite a bit - what if I'm in the crowd snogging a super ho… https://t.co/5Y3F3bUjGp
@drkatedevlin Saaaame. And for so LONG as well
@WissPeasel @DivaFoof No if you go to the guest blog page there's some info https://t.co/Cme12sldB6
Want to pick up some brilliant #sextoys this weekend? My site sponsors @peepshowtoyscom let me pick a bunch of awes… https://t.co/6ZVchnJr4i
@DivaFoof Always! Check out /guest-blogs
“I bet if we made a little noise, no one would hear us.” This week's fab guest blog: https://t.co/Q3vInSVGj7 #erotica
@sub_bee Oh yeah it's horrible. Took me 10 odd years of living here before I got up the courage. Superhighways have… https://t.co/lZoAjuZFts
RT @susanmain67: @girlonthenet I said to someone recently “Of course you have a butt plug case” and he replied “Doesn’t everyone?” 😉 xx
How many different butt plugs does one person need? https://t.co/sxToNliq02 #Archive
RT @girlonthenet: This week's guest blog is a lovely #erotic story, which I like at least in part because I often want to sneak off from lo…
@mischa_eliot Haha with pleasure!
This week's guest blog is a lovely #erotic story, which I like at least in part because I often want to sneak off f… https://t.co/v394ozHOzC
@StephanieAlys @HelenRumbelow Ooh that's awesome!
@HelloImpIdeas I thought I already was, to be fair - you have more than one account and my tiny brain is easily confused!
RT @redlightvoices: Some timely reminders now that incels are again on mainstream news https://t.co/uHsYD3O5WQ
"Incels are upset because Western culture has for over a millennium absolutely been shaped to give them everything… https://t.co/UdCCQCVoVt
RT @VictoriaLIVE: 'Our biggest concern is people's details could be leaked after a hack,' says lawyer Myles Jackman on plans to regulate on…
@HelenRumbelow A noble achievement =) Your article was fab!
RT @mxpanblake: New BBC @Newsbeat documentary: Turning Off Porn, exploring the ins and outs of the government's new age verification policy…
RT @RJonesUX: Hi @Conservatives Just so we're clear, how many times is a minister allowed to lie to the House of Commons before she must…
RT @BISHSexEd: Six pack abs ❌ Perfect skin ❌ ‘Good’ hair ❌ A genuine interest in people and a life ✅ We’re just saying. That’s why we fine…
@BexTalksSex *solidarity fistbump* May you find a big unpaid invoice down the back of the sofa!
@ADibonni @StephanieAlys Because they are ignorant and they think we shouldn't 'sexualise' young girls - forgetting… https://t.co/1zMwtfbT9U
@DokUrtybitz Oh don't apologise we've a fair few con artists of our own over here, I'm sure he'll find friends in our racist Tory cabinet.
Wanking is very important to me. Here's how I opened my first book: https://t.co/gODL9Czdlm
I'd like for all teenagers (no matter what their gender) to grow up understanding that masturbation isn't freakish… https://t.co/PjWbs0O9Gb
@Mollysdailykiss @StephanieAlys It is so so bizarre, I'm really shocked by the reactions. Anyone would think these… https://t.co/fr3l5uCoYz
FYI, I started wanking about the age of 12/13. It's not uncommon. Some women will have started earlier, some later,… https://t.co/UVsUqwHBKm
I had no idea so many people were FREAKED OUT by the idea of teenage girls wanking until @stephaniealys started tal… https://t.co/uBllHPDMnB
This is exactly what I meant. I am also storing water, seeds, men, tinned food and crucifixes. https://t.co/nbIv4n9Hp7
I have far more important things to do with all this excrement.
"Enabling the mass murder of women under the flag of “free speech” is perhaps the most irresponsible and stupid thi… https://t.co/2GNAHYETfr
Gave my dude quite specific instructions on how to fuck me when I get home... Then got too pissed to fuck and now m… https://t.co/uCaIv4BV3r
@beardymcnerd No sorry I don't believe anyone's had experiences that aren't like mine. That's "not a real thing, surely?!"
@beardymcnerd Do you realise I can see this tweet?
@allo_seattle Hell yes! @chainbear is amazing!
@theotherlivvy Thank you! <3
@_LittleSBitch Thank you!
@Promisquisite Woo! Good luck to you both!
And although it juuuust missed out on #Top5 status, this is the most popular guest blog this year so far. Understan… https://t.co/GbTs9kkSVX
@theguyliner It's at the pinpoint intersection between romance, humour, advice and erotica
And if you liked that you should read his book and all, its wonderful and funny and warm and sharp: https://t.co/QtEepqhIyy
Holy fuck this is one of the most gorgeous things I have ever read. @theguyliner rips my heart into pieces in a rea… https://t.co/r9OGUxQMiv
@talllongone @sexblogofsorts Haha thank you!
@sexblogofsorts It's an interesting question though for sure! I will ponder it
@talllongone @sexblogofsorts I think the closest I could get to that would be this post: https://t.co/HNHKQfzpgd one of my faves =)
@sexblogofsorts Ooh OK that's a fun one!
RT @Girly_Juice: What kink or fetish do you wish you had?
@Girly_Juice Yep sorry I meant 'in bed' as lying down sex, because I usually suck his cock on the sofa. I see what… https://t.co/lv9InWkCE4
RT @transportforall: It's #PrioritySeatingWeek! #DidYouKnow that not all impairments are visible and many Disabled people with invisible im…
RT @DavidLammy: Home Secretary just said Windrush children can become citizens if they want to be. They were citizens when we invited them…
RT @OrlaNWCI: The 8th Amendment harms women. @Together4yes is calling on men to support and respect the women in their lives by getting inv…
RT @Scriblit: Everybody's cooing about babies & childbirth atm so obviously it's time for me to wheel out my piece on PND again. https://t.…
RT @RogueDadMD: Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then h…
RT @thedalstonyears: hey guys! it's me again. have you been in a relationship with a much older or younger person (10 years +) and wanna ta…
RT @nebrinkley: It is okay to unfollow people on social media for any reason you want to unfollow them. Maybe you want a happier feed. Mayb…
"Every day I have to exist in this so-called free country of America, I fear that I may pay the ultimate price: not… https://t.co/d2DkJjOqRu
RT @Authoralexandr1: What are we? WRITERS! What are we gonna do? WRITE! When are we gonna do it? *distant sobbing
Love how #SiliconValley has entirely given up on bothering to have women in it now. It's so much more realistic.
Imagine if he wrote this on a Tinder profile: "I'll begin by assuming your life is empty. Now let me tell you how t… https://t.co/lEGn29zRd6
@Elsie2110 Yes! I loved The Lie Tree as well
RT @Humanists_UK: Very disappointed to see this kind of article published in @theipaper: leading patients to make very poor choices about t…
@ValeryNorth I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
RT @Sw33tCh377yPi3: @samjustsamyeah @girlonthenet YES. Walked out of an independently-owned electronics store when I handed the worker the…
I just read 'a skinful of shadows' and I am so in love with it. It's a book about a girl who has the ghost of a bea… https://t.co/jkHc3ZfCom
@SLindseyWales I'm jealous!
RT @Stowkristy: @girlonthenet @LeonieHilliard @BeffernieBlack I went to pick up the 5 door family rental car I booked on holiday last year,…
FYI @BettysToyBox sponsor my site and sell loads of awesome #sextoys, including THIS incredible squirting dildo whi… https://t.co/IuIc6eXnh5
@thisisrjg *makes incredibly short note on tiny post-it*
RT @kendrawcandraw: Everything is so politically correct these days, when a guy sees a slammin' babe he can't even bug his eyes out and how…
RT @FernRiddell: I am reading a crime thriller written by a man. His lead is a female journalist whose sister has just been murdered by a s…
@GSilicone Haha thank you! <3 It's proving very sturdy so far, having taken one hell of a battering!
@PixieHeartblog That's great! Hope it goes well and you get what you need from it x
If you're a fan of hearing male comedians shout over female guests and only occasionally let them get a word in edg… https://t.co/6R40Jqezt8
@chainbear *goes bright red* Thank you! <3
@Jontys_Corner @chainbear Ah thank you!
@PixieHeartblog I hope things pock up for you soon - if I could take a little of yours for a while, I'd love to hel… https://t.co/k03kC1Rckc
@MissEveBlogs Thank you Eve! Feels like I'm on the right track then, just maybe need more good movies =)
@malpUK I'm so so sorry you're going through that
@A_MrPromiscuous Thanks! =D
@THEAGENTAPSLEY Good lord. I am sad because a friend of mine is in serious physical pain and I feel helpless, despi… https://t.co/hJggL3646x
@CoffeeAndKink That would be awesome!
@Hushes Ooh OK I will ask him!
@1andfuture I'd love to know that too!
@Hushes Hmmmm probably not in action I'm shy
Here's my last sex DIY project in case any of you are interested in building weird things for Sex Purposes https://t.co/LIttypDSmg
@SexAtOxbridge OK I will blog it when its done (as long as it doesn't look pants!)
Today's to-do list: - do washing - research article - buy Soleros - build a sex bench Would anyone object if my bl… https://t.co/uQvEjeMViL
@THEAGENTAPSLEY So your tweet makes no sense
How do I get to subspace? https://t.co/CPZLnQzSMg #Archive
@jkriggins Oooh that sounds completely amazing! DM incoming!
@pzmyers Eek! That does not sound fun =( I don't blame you for wanting to stop the series!
RT @pzmyers: @girlonthenet "I'm on the job market, & that post is the first item that pops up on Google searches for me. Please delete it!"…
RT @pzmyers: @girlonthenet I once had a series with guest submissions titled "Why I am an atheist" on my blog. I had to end it when request…
None of that is to say you CAN'T take it down, of course. I would always rather not delete content, but if you need… https://t.co/QPCASr2WNe
Secondly (way more importantly): I can never guarantee your post hasn't been copied elsewhere. I ask sites to take… https://t.co/N5pdcDsErZ
Additional: if you think there's a high chance you might want your guest blog taken down in future, please don't su… https://t.co/k8c7aa3x6Y
@Mollysdailykiss Oh my god that sounds like heaven!
@Mollysdailykiss Well it is all true, and you are amazing. I hope you had a wonderful birthday! <3
On the sexiest jobs https://t.co/GT2TCUX1Ht #Archive
@MissEveBlogs Oh yes, for sure!
Tweeting for those of you who like food, innuendo and stickers: I expect that is all of you, right? https://t.co/GmJGLqCYiZ
@Glitter_brawl Saucy! I don't think I've ever seen one of these in real life
RT @Glitter_brawl: @girlonthenet I refer you to my trusty teen improvised clit stim vibrator: the much missed hummingbird tooth flosser htt…
My thoughts on @myzumio - It Does The Fucking Job: I have come within twenty seconds of this thing touching me. It’… https://t.co/yu3IbeWylZ
I appreciate that swooning over NHS staff is perhaps not the most appropriate thing to do in a hospital but a) I ca… https://t.co/CyNtHQYeHc
The other day I watched a trio of gorgeous paramedics Top-Gun-swagger along a corridor and my knees nearly gave way… https://t.co/nhoPPaciMz
I've spent quite a lot of time in hospitals recently, and there are so many dreamy, sexy, life-saving people here t… https://t.co/hLZAMNz1h3
RT @TechnicallyRon: We say that twitter is a forum of bananas arseflutes a lot, but I still think - at its core - it is filled with people…
RT @freshzarra: Open for a surprise 💫 https://t.co/MifwmkGKQD
RT @DavidLammy: Ministers who mislead the House should resign. Home Secretaries who lose control of the Home Office should resign. Minister…
@sexblogofsorts You're a fucking hero for this one =D
RT @dangerouslilly: So many goodies from Bloggers & Educators!! @CooperSBeckett @WetcoastKat @HeyAllieMoon @SexEdAGoGo @DirtyLola @girlonth…
@theotherlivvy It's ace isn't it! I'm a convert!
RT @PetraPanReviews: @girlonthenet Lmao! I often go on ‘date nighs’ with my hubby of 17 years. We get dressed up, have a meal, a cocktail..…
When I came home on the train with my dude tonight, we were in super-fun flirty mode and both dolled up quite sexy.… https://t.co/7QfOhhlxJ5
@SexIsMyNewHobby @christinewild_ Awesome! Glad it got to you OK!
This is interesting: which products bloggers link to vs what people actually buy. https://t.co/kVjX9Ell9V
@CoffeeAndKink I'd love it as a guest blog but appreciate I don't pay as much as proper pubs. Get in touch with me… https://t.co/Wx4QyI2GHO
This post went up on my FB yesterday and I love the picture so much I'm sharing it here as well: sex ed shouldn't b… https://t.co/MeQheZK2sv
RT @JillyBoyd: There's so much to unpack here but mainly - is there ever an acceptable amount of weed for a raccoon to get stoned off of? h…
RT @SamSykesSwears: The Five Phases of Writing: Outlining: "Hey this'll be real good!" Drafting: "This is actually harder than I thought" E…
RT @HornyGeekGirl: Do you have a new book coming out? Are you doing a #BookLaunch #BlogTour ? I am happy to host you on my website, if yo…
RT @AwakeMik: Business idea: a cleaning service staffed entirely by writers on deadline.
RT @NatashaBertrand: A very interesting, but overlooked, moment in yesterday's hearing came as Cohen's lawyer argued that he'd be able to s…
RT @ashleyn1cole: Next time someone tells you they want to have a more diverse writers room but they can’t find any women and POC, tell the…
RT @DavidLammy: My parents came here as citizens, now the #windrush generation are suffering inhumane treatment at the hands of the Home Of…
RT @tictoc: “He has never thought that women like me mattered,” Stormy Daniels says after a Monday court hearing involving the FBI raid of…
RT @theipaper: Nothing proves our technology editor's point about Ready Player One better than when men who hated her review mansplained wh…
RT @Thrillist: This is the most comforting grilled cheese you’ll ever eat. https://t.co/kzVcuHcDUN
RT @dizzygirl812: @SexTalkTuesday Don't come at my clit with a dry finger. Lube please! At the very least... spit.
RT @bishtraining: Are you going to be running a workshop about #consent soon? Check out my new resource pack. Unique activities and resourc…
@jadewhisk Oh yeah I think the levels of verbosity (is that a word??) depends a lot on the scene.
*immediately starts drafting some horror* https://t.co/M1lOeDs5Pq
@TitsAndTestTube Thank you so much Jadis! <3
Today's blog involves lots of dark #BDSM fantasies that play inside my head. Note the content warning at the start:… https://t.co/kQiHLY2Mh4
@confess_Hannah Oh wow, thank you! <3 Was nervous about this one, so v glad you like it!
This thread is worth reading if you'd like to know more about how @chainbear creates such lovely images for my site… https://t.co/TcLD7A0yF1
@GSilicone @myzumio Couldn't live without it =)
@budgie @TiernanDouieb I genuinely just assumed it was a sexy spitroast party because that is what my timeline is l… https://t.co/4VW6MxdKDt
Something better than a 'Fuck off fund' https://t.co/pauF5qoeIl #Archive
RT @19syllables: Self opinion is An untrustworthy mirror. Tilted, tinted glass. #haiku
RT @fingersntongues: @girlonthenet Wanna fuck me while I try and remember what I was doing? #StonerSeduction
#StonerSeduction: "When we've finished watching this programme do you want to roll a spliff while I suck your dick,… https://t.co/xweLqMZ1zp
@chainbear Me too! I hadn't anticipated this one being so popular!
RT @chainbear: I'm fascinated that this continues to be retweeted regularly still https://t.co/qRU3dpMHBj
@DivaFoof Hahaha oh God no. Straighteners are merely there to straighten my pubes into long, flowing tresses.
RT @DrNerdLove: Ever notice how people who pride themselves on their brutal honesty never say things like "You're an amazing person and I'm…
RT @asrai: Fixed my #soss post I forgot to add most of the links I shared this week. So there's a few more from @thereon_cara @HannahLockha…
RT @NatandTom_: Round Ups: Share Our Shit Saturday (#SOSS) Week Seven https://t.co/75Tm5GblFG
RT @thereon_cara: #SoSS shout to @lupespace and @PillowPrincessR https://t.co/k4spgZbCnl
On why faking orgasms isn't the end of the world https://t.co/SlcazEtLj4 #Archive
RT @Beardynoise: On the subject of #FineMenThatEatAss , check out the smut I wrote for @girlonthenet https://t.co/lOJIYOWil1
RT @yomiadegoke: Wrote a (long) piece on the Daily Mail pieces asking Stormzy and @afuahirsch to be "grateful", and the general idea minori…
RT @PosyChurchgate: Share It Like You Mean It! #SoSS featuring @TistAndTestTube https://t.co/WyNt5Iiswf also @sissy, @LasciviousLucy, @E.T.…
#ICYMI yesterday's guest blog involves a long, worshipful bout of cunt eating https://t.co/Ihm841dvZ4 (PS yes I lik… https://t.co/0e3S8PBhS2
RT @EmmelinePeaches: #SoSS Roundup: It's All Bright In Brighton ft. @sexblogofsorts @Squeaky_Springs @missdollreviews @sub_bee @cammiesonfl…
RT @LuvbunnySL82: Sharing the positivity and self-reliance of disability and sex blogging https://t.co/Hc2DD8rVA1 https://t.co/sbb2GwpjFG
RT @_floss_84: #SoSS featuring @Books1799 @5ubmissy @kinkyandperky @fireandhoney CuriousClitty and @PixieHeartblog. With mentions to #SmutM…
RT @_LittleSBitch: #SOSS – Share Our Shit Saturday 12 https://t.co/m01zZi5pWU #ICYMI:
RT @kschaef95: I can’t stop laughing at this https://t.co/x2x8QnI49E
Quick #SoSS this morning featuring three beautiful pieces of writing by @sexblogofsorts @confess_Hannah… https://t.co/cKg3ZFrAlP
@mactonex @TheBodyShop We've been together for years. I know, and like, what he smells like. This is a really bizarre comment.
@msnaughty That is such appalling fuckery! Grrrrr
RT @msnaughty: @girlonthenet In 2016 a "centre for ethics" refused to link to my blog but happily gave the anti-porn feminist a link. And t…
@sexblogofsorts Haha of course! <3
ElectraStim Jack Socket: pleasure, pain and jizz on the carpet https://t.co/yJyskccaWC #Archive
RT @zerochoirs: sounds like something that harmful coconut water would say https://t.co/M0TadIzRYM
@hurricane_ros Not your fault, don't worry about it! Thank you for sharing the original piece! <3
@hans_gadamer @hurricane_ros If you care about all women's voices, you might want to delete some of the transphobic tweets on your timeline.
Cannot get enough of @sexblogofsorts' writing. I want to literally smear it all over me, it is goodweirdwrongfilthy… https://t.co/5iuu5rTL8i
@joemattinson Not 100% sure about that because reporting sometimes requires quotes from sources that you wouldn't n… https://t.co/5hVGYIddk8
If anyone's written about @eroticonuk but not added your link to the link tool yet, please do add yours! I'll be in… https://t.co/FRCR0kAPnc
OMG @dangerouslilly and @sarahbholl have raised OVER $3,000 to send marginalised ppl to #WoodhullSFS. Amazing. Buy… https://t.co/EXLUJ3lwzJ
Naturally there are exceptions to this rule: if you're reporting on hate speech that blogger's said, for instance.… https://t.co/QbE6Kjf0Mv
I'm tweeting this not because I ever drew good tape covers myself, but because seeing this picture gave me a tiny k… https://t.co/shIVcYh7nd
RT @JillianKarger: [alternate universe where the titanic never sank] WEALTHY GENTLEMAN: why is there jizz all over the backseat of my car
RT @amateuradam: Oh me oh my. This thread about the amnesiac @benjaminbutter https://t.co/xx7fDok4sJ
@Girly_Juice This is often my aim too *fistbump*
RT @Girly_Juice: Sent BF a draft of a thing I wrote about him and he said, "It made me hard and then it made me cry." The best reaction I c…
@EdenCoils Oh my god the actual worst
RT @astitchaway_: @girlonthenet @NotRollergirl One from the Tinder Archives: Even though you are a 4 at best, I still want to slap you in t…
@drkatedevlin What field do you work in? The FOOTBALL field! Hahahaha.
RT @kyalbr: Um....wow. Wow 1: A federal court in California awarded a woman $6.45 million in her lawsuit against an ex who distributed her…
RT @19syllables: I’ve a mental map To chart the location of Each of your freckles. #haiku
@tobyontour Amazing! <3
RT @tobyontour: @girlonthenet I love you more now you’ve cleaned out the cat’s litter tray instead of me but not as much as I’ll love you w…
No new blog today I'm afraid but if you missed it, here's Sunday's blog which is almost an actual proper erotic fic… https://t.co/lkkcIA32pI
NEW audio for patreons! You can thank @TitsAndTestTube for putting this one forward! https://t.co/kfGJ4wMXtC Feel f… https://t.co/qGhBT0YRxV
I love you more today than yesterday but less than tomorrow Correction: I love you more today than yesterday and… https://t.co/5JIV28ByVl
Most popular sexy blog posts of 2016 https://t.co/7J0vJvMVzi #Archive
@Girly_Juice Ahhhh so glad you like it! Was a super fun one to write!
RT @Girly_Juice: um, this @girlonthenet post is... very fucking up my alley https://t.co/yooikQPSb8
RT @BitchWithA_W: okay it's 2018, let's get some more realistic sex scenes in movies person 1: passionately pushes person 2 up against wal…
RT @LiaraRoux: We've listed over 110 companies or distinct products (like Skype) that discriminate against or outright ban sex workers (or…
RT @girlonthenet: NEW blog: 'Think of England' My partner challenged me to write a story that took his idea of 'unsexy' sex and turned it i…
Catching up on news of the Cohen raid and looks like now's the perfect time to start stockpiling popcorn.
@coco_abroad Thank you! <3
RT @SkyNewsBreak: Ealing council in west London has voted to enforce a buffer zone around the Marie Stopes abortion clinic which will make…
Current mood: very envious of @venusohara for getting the chance to try one of these! Also seriously need to watch… https://t.co/H2EGRp6bv2
@PillowPrincessR @thepgshop Hear hear! =)
@thepgshop Ah thank you! <3
Spunk: force versus quantity https://t.co/IGC85RJTmP #Archive
A quick guide on how to turn off Twitter safe search, and a little bit of info on #NSFW etiquette and my own rules… https://t.co/A00eAOCqqj
I've had a lot of sad news this week, but a total stranger just did a lovely thing for me and it has made things at… https://t.co/eFzZvUBgIJ
RT @tauriqmoosa: Fewer concepts I hate more than complaints or concerns about "political correctness". Personally I'm concerned about what'…
@dtrmcr Absolutely! And you can only very occasionally not play Threes on public transport.
RT @dtrmcr: @girlonthenet He can play threes where you guys can't have sex though. You never got banned from the library for playing threes…
I very much need you to know that I am not shaming his Threes addiction, because if Threes didn't exist he'd have t… https://t.co/9fs5U20uf8
And genuinely I have only ever downloaded one game on my phone ever, but I think I might have to download Threes no… https://t.co/3zLA7enVpg
Just realised that my boyfriend probably spends about 60 minutes each day playing 'Threes' on his phone. 7 hours a… https://t.co/5HCVRpV3Ll
*stands on soapbox* *picks up megaphone* Hey gang! Have you heard about @thepgshop - an inclusive UK sex toy compa… https://t.co/WjyIxnTSXk
RT @JoanPrice: "Invisible Seniors: Older-Age Sexuality as a Human Right." I'm giving this new presentation at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summi…
RT @victoriablisse: Very excited for our upcoming Writing Munch, if you're local to Manchester come a long and get inspired! https://t.co/A…
Here's why 'klittra' isn't a great word for female masturbation https://t.co/sCl7lI8z37 #Archive
RT @DaveLeeBBC: Just waking up in the UK? From around noon you'll see one of these two messages when you go on Facebook. If you get the one…
@DocHackenbush Omg yes I'm nicking this
For him, jizz will mostly always be a nuisance. For me, it's a precious substance akin to frankincense.
Him: do you want something to wipe the jizz off you? Me: bollocks mate. I've worked all evening for this, don't dep… https://t.co/HlEZx6fPvr
PSA: the discount code ATOM10, for 10% off this cock ring from @HotOctopuss https://t.co/RrIWk2E9pN runs out tomorr… https://t.co/hsw0OvWzec
NEW blog: 'Think of England' My partner challenged me to write a story that took his idea of 'unsexy' sex and turne… https://t.co/La465BdhM8
@david_marshalll @Mollysdailykiss @Doxy Sadly no but maybe one day!
RT @chainbear: @girlonthenet omg how kinky is zero thrusting though, Jesus. https://t.co/joqQShj6oh
@chainbear Holy shit yeah that's awesomely kinky!
Guest blog: Orgasm denial and female domination https://t.co/JiSVS89Nkv #Archive
RT @StormyDaniels: Does heaven have a maximum dick-taking number? More importantly, does hell have a minimum? Just want to check that my qu…
RT @zeynep: Mark Zuckerberg has been apologizing nonstop for more than 15 years. It's always the same apology for pretty much the same act.…
RT @lillie_80: Screen readers read you're entire long, elaborate name, including emojis, with every tweet and reply. Imagine hearing "smili…
@CoffeeAndKink Ohhhhh that's a neat way to sum up this kink I reckon - thanks! And thank you for sharing!
@CoffeeAndKink @Doxy Haha, well excellent taste is certainly a sexy quality, and I'd say a Doxy hat is a v good indicator of good taste =)
On why driving is sexy https://t.co/RqRGtqfwSW #Archive
@enantiomorph I'm so sorry - it's horrible =(
RT @RebelsNotes: Today in my #SoSS post I am mentioning @mistress34F @ETCostello1 @CoffeeAndKink @AletheaAlone @girlonthenet @Exposing40 @h…
RT @sakimacaroni: Guest blog: She likes to use vibrators to make me come https://t.co/NPo5ZCnzng via @girlonthenet
RT @sakimacaroni: Chivalry is dying, but that’s not a bad thing https://t.co/5WYI8tu9ZG via @girlonthenet
@beardymcnerd Yep, it's super odd
@EveRay1 Love this post Eve - and good point about pleasure/reconnecting with your body being fun in and of itself.… https://t.co/jO7moAayHI
RT @EveRay1: Reflections on the first 5 days of #30DayOrgasmFun and body love. https://t.co/NfSk6t9Xv2
This comment boils down to 'Why do you consent to X but not to Y?' as if the only thing that matters is how similar… https://t.co/tydsFmb2jd
Congratulations to the winner of this fabulous book competition - @SexIsMyNewHobby a copy of @christinewild_'s sexy… https://t.co/p31bdsLD5N
Sex without orgasm, and 'satisfaction face' https://t.co/oIbGJvwdit #Archive
@laurabygaslight Thanks I'll look into it!
@janeoreilly Can't see GP about this because they'll send me away. Pain pills and hot bath and a moan and I'll be grand.
When I had a salaried job, I rarely had to take time off for period pain. Imagine my utter delight at finding that… https://t.co/tjtEZdqtA8
#Periods in my 20s: So little pain! My body is kind to me, yay! Periods in my 30s: CAN I BUY MORPHINE OFF THE DARK WEB?
@EmmelinePeaches @CoffeeAndKink W.O.W. So much trash. I am impressed you managed to read for long enough to take it down in the review =)
I could only enjoy this book if they changed the title to "A Study In Absolute Garbage Opinions Which Will Soon Be… https://t.co/NKobrN8Kzb
@StephanieAlys @WhoresofYore @drkatedevlin This is amazing 😂
RT @StephanieAlys: Happy Friday! Here's some vintage footage of people practicing cunnilingus 😛😝😋😜 https://t.co/hL26u4AArh
RT @ETOMagazine: Have you #nominated for the 2018 @ETOAwards yet? There is only 1 (ONE) week left to pick the brands, companies, people and…
Ridiculously #NSFW post from this time last year: sucking him hard https://t.co/TP7aiJ3IMH #BJ #BlowJob
RT @moren1ke: @girlonthenet https://t.co/07OtpiCP2N
Me: Makes me sad when people on Twitter assume you don't know that I write about you. Like I'm being deceptive or s… https://t.co/lzUjCRqfsG
RT @FerretJelly: @girlonthenet *whispers* "don't stop..." ... ... ... 🎵 BELIEEEEEVING🎵
RT @drlawson: @girlonthenet Can't do much better than this: https://t.co/IAfX7FHaAa #whackmybonobo
RT @GurneyHarlech: @girlonthenet Harder, but with more ennui.
RT @LodzTBB: @girlonthenet ad slogans/ jingles? E.g 'Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace'
RT @ProbablyZach: @girlonthenet *drain it, big egg. *Fill me like a bin before bin day. *Faster, Mr Toad. *Bazinga
RT @Sexy_Mona91: Found this article thanks to @Hella_Dee Great article about how we are influenced by the big porn companies What is ‘po…
RT @ClinkingDog: @girlonthenet A previous partner & I used to threaten to scream like a pterodactyl. I don't think we ever did but we often…
After years of guessing and wondering and asking ‘do you like me?’, I never expected anyone to simply tell me ‘yes.’ https://t.co/5JPm9YGYHb
I made that 3rd option up, by the way, but I'm logging off Twitter now and I do hope that by the end of the day at… https://t.co/qwQNyH2FOQ
@stavvers It's a logical nightmare
What do you wear?
Current mood: delighted this is making a comeback because the phrase 'fanny pack' will never not be hilarious. https://t.co/zQIfRlSHv4
@WanderingSadu Yes but that doesn't mean we shouldn't fight it - it will have a massive detrimental impact *even if… https://t.co/IZnU73xNwF
@lukealexander @chainbear Ohhh that does help, thank you! Mystery solved =)
RT @KathRella: @girlonthenet Quite. I wrote in Queer Privacy "If it is dangerous for you to out yourself as LGBT, then the sad truth is tha…
@KathRella Oh I see, yep. My worry is that with DEAct the reasonable precautions people will be expected to take eq… https://t.co/oMRNq5OBsy
@KathRella Is there really a legal expectation people don't walk alone at night? That seems well off.
@dangerouslilly @HeyAllieMoon It's an amazing prize bundle! I feel like prizes and giveaways are a very strong moti… https://t.co/7CDg5nov2y
Today I did hardly any work, and spent nearly all of my time with truly amazing people. I am a seriously lucky fuck… https://t.co/0r0MQCZDMu
@HeyAllieMoon @dangerouslilly I'll just be buying the books off Amazon in the person's country to ship to them, so… https://t.co/QloWfZ3cHk
NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons - this story is shiny and new, and hasn't ever been published elsewhere. Any Patreon, a… https://t.co/lss7fSy4wc
@Mollysdailykiss @RebelsNotes @adissolutelife I love you so much molly <3
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Also a very special mention to @RebelsNotes @adissolutelife and of course the one and only Moon Queen @girlonthenet ht…
@sub_bee @AuroraGloryBlog Grrrrrrr
@FlirteeGirl @sub_bee Arg rage
RT @sub_bee: @girlonthenet The one I keep hearing at the minute ‘women are taking men’s jobs just to tick the equality box’ nothing to do w…
The best thing about my job is when I get little parcels of beauty from @chainbear each week. He brings so much war… https://t.co/A9N2ZYK7RX
Guest blog: the glory hole evening https://t.co/W3nhI02LNA #Archive
RT @Beardynoise: @girlonthenet I can attest that whenever I offer to give my female friends money for drinks or to repay a debt they come o…
Hahahahahahahahahaha *breaks down in tears* https://t.co/lnJ1Q84qaW
Love the excuses for massive gender pay gaps too. "Women don't LIKE being promoted!" "Women CHOOSE to work part ti… https://t.co/JEeUXxLQ1G
Look at all this lovely, rage-inducing data: https://t.co/qv7ow389Vu
@JasonDCrane They are simultaneously lovely/cool and also terrifying. A deer once tried to eat me because I had som… https://t.co/XC1videKgg
@onedartlou Sorry that sounded harsh I didn't mean it to be, it's just a bit embarrassing if celebs see me fangirling over them.
@onedartlou Oh no please don't copy people in to tweets if I've deliberately not included their @!
RT @simonblackwell: Those first 22 wedding anniversaries in full. https://t.co/D191WauKDL
RT @Master_Venture: Sorry guys, I can't tweet tonight as I'm apparently compelled by my biology to hunt down a sabretooth tiger and then be…
@mart_brooks Ooh ta!
@RedJolt Hmm I feel like I might have seen a tiny bit of Monkey Dust but I can't remember it at all
And my dude has such a humongous crush on Sally Phillips that I have told him if she ever comes up to us and asks '… https://t.co/r9HyIpKdA6
Watch it if you like sketch comedy that is about 80% cool/weird funny, 20% actually quite filth.
Recently discovered that #SmackThePony is on All4 and honestly I'd forgotten how joyfully weird it was.
RT @dangerouslilly: This bundle was the most fun to put together once a theme emerged! Bloggers & Educators!! @CooperSBeckett @WetcoastKat…
@ErosBlogBacchus @EroticonUK Holy shit 5000 posts is an INCREDIBLE back catalogue! I might go and have a read of yo… https://t.co/IjCZcu233R
RT @AnitaCassidy76: Really enjoying reading Christine's book (https://t.co/YwWlgkr9FA) and getting to know the writer and the woman behind…
@mojosarmy I'm so sorry - it's horrible isn't it? Hope you can get through the struggle - rooting for you x
@mojosarmy Thank you!
@TheSmutlancer Thank you Kayla! You know I am always a bit relieved if you like one of my writing-focused posts bec… https://t.co/OCZX4Vo2wA
Anxiety and the 'fuck budget' https://t.co/vj36tuvSpp #Archive
RT @dangerouslilly: This is not a drill, this is not a prank - @SarahBHoll and I bring you: One Big-Ass Fundraising Raffle to help bring ma…
RT @dandouglas: [leans in for a kiss] is pepsi okay https://t.co/YwhKbaujcQ
Should you edit old blog posts if you now disagree with (or outright hate) them? Some thoughts:… https://t.co/iCzPtLJUwy
RT @christinewild_: Check out my guest blog "Writing about my sex life led to better sex" and enter for a chance to #win a #freebook!! ONLY…
@AlixFox This is glorious, you are glorious, that is all xxx
RT @AlixFox: You cannot be everybody's cup of tea. But to some, you might be the cuppa that makes a bad day better; the cuppa that keeps…
He likes nudity and gentleness and deep, long kisses. I like force and aggression and #BDSM... #ICYMI yesterday's… https://t.co/R7OyxzbEDx
Masochism: dreaming of 100 lashes https://t.co/bAeNTSqfTu #Archive
RT @hrtbps: Firstly, nice. Secondly, roll on the revolution. https://t.co/9rYAFd7nV3
@LeePKelly Thanks! It's a fave for me =)
We like to build things https://t.co/Qk9uNs0iEV
RT @FrogCroakley: In 1977, it seems, my mum got badly overdrawn and tried to get the bank off her neck by writing a poem. More astonishingl…
RT @JetSetJasmine: We are ready for @exxxotica . Be sure to attend our workshops, @kingnoire 's live hip hop show on the @chaturbate main s…
RT @sexgeekAZ: 1/ Here is a thread about M/s and D/s fiction. I would really love to read some high-quality fiction about D/s or M/s that…
@EmmelinePeaches @mistergryphon @HannahLockhardt I like to think of it as lexical recycling =)
@EmmelinePeaches @mistergryphon @HannahLockhardt Ha! I think I still say bloke. But then I also say 'dude' and 'man… https://t.co/jUMRSmdzvv
#Easter themed sex blogging ftw https://t.co/nW3fzl1K4w
@ella_scandal Oh blimey well I think (hope?) people will understand that we all change and grow! Now I'm kind of in… https://t.co/217dcS4hKi
@ella_scandal OH YEAH It's weird reading old blogs isn't it? I actually have a post in draft about all the trash op… https://t.co/jp4bk11YME
@Master_Venture Thank you for sharing!
@ella_scandal Ah thank you so much! Glad you're enjoying it! Always a bit wobbly about first book because I've chan… https://t.co/fB18vCPrsL
RT @ella_scandal: Love Links #14 #SoSS https://t.co/c3eqbNGFzO https://t.co/xeB64PB1Ox
RT @climbingadam: Should have gone to @Specsavers https://t.co/mgC7Wfkt61
What reddit can teach us about female masturbation https://t.co/lj0xs258DB #Archive
@mistress34F @SlubeGoo @SheetsoSF @chainbear Ooh well I hope you have as much fun with it as we did! I have a coupl… https://t.co/oXholsEqoO
WAIT does this mean there's a 'wear butt plug' day? https://t.co/jtQ2zgKYbl
@JohnsonFido That sounds like an excellent interaction! <3
@talllongone @SlubeGoo @SheetsoSF @chainbear Ah thank you so much!
@PixieHeartblog Ah thank you! <3 😘
@SheetsoSF @SlubeGoo @chainbear Thank yooou!
@Nquoid That sounds like a helpful bartender - you can tell a lot about people by the way they treat service staff,… https://t.co/j7CXKkRD1y
RT @felix_cohen: @girlonthenet In 15 years of bartending, I’ve seen it happen maybe 5 times. And I think at least 3 of them, the dude ended…
My love of @Doxy is pretty damn well-documented. I mean, those things are incredible. https://t.co/LZXEf5BWIv #spon
"Calm, controlled, he keeps the conversation going even as he lifts my skirt and strips down my knickers" https://t.co/7VDlZOPaZg
Actually hurts to tweet this archive post: this time last year a lovely guest blogger dropped by to talk #Brexit an… https://t.co/vyeVAkM15f
Don't forget to enter this competition if you'd like to #win a sexy book! #comp https://t.co/RMzXeSfp2Z
@innocentlb @more_matters @thereon_cara @DirtySexyWorld @daniel_barker @Mollysdailykiss More than happy to be ouste… https://t.co/xGejodhsOY
RT @innocentlb: ...and with apologies to @more_matters / @thereon_cara / @DirtySexyWorld / @daniel_barker and @girlonthenet / @Mollysdailyk…
How do I know if you're my boyfriend? https://t.co/nMfYuVwKCf #Archive
@ColdLazarou Ha! Even with a conf call like that once a week, it's definitely not worth it.
NEW #AudioPorn (yeah, two in two days I am cramming 'em in this month). This one is super #BDSM-y, and I've been wa… https://t.co/Y4jDZU8Oag
RT @ComeAsYouAreCo: Unfortunately, cum powder is notoriously expensive to procure and labour intensive to make. https://t.co/xbmK9w3kG0
Just found the best opening line for my gang bang invitation... https://t.co/7fqliWnhxa
RT @EmmelinePeaches: #SoSS Roundup: Cuddles, Celibacy, and Fishnet Stockings feat. @lupespace @5ubmissy @wriggly_kitty @innocentlb @thereon…
RT @Ankaman616: Me, when the meeting could have been an email. https://t.co/Sh5xq2tQLo
RT @Attractivepup: In Mexico this dog walked through a parade for the Pope thinking it was for him. 😆❤️😍 https://t.co/10krGF1402
RT @PrettyHatMech: @girlonthenet I knew it was a bad idea when we let Facebook move into virtual reality ☹️
First the pope says there's no hell, and now this. I'm calling it: 2018 is a collective dream. We'll wake up on Apr… https://t.co/smXjZTyxqk
RT @HaggardHawks: To TROOTLE is to walk quickly with short steps.
RT @Reverend_Scott: [last supper] JESUS: take this wine and drink it. this is my blood JUDAS: ᵍʳᵒˢˢ JESUS: what? JUDAS: toast! to yummy…
@DivaFoof If so very much yes pleas!
@DivaFoof Do you reckon it's wheelchair accessible?
@DivaFoof Shows how shocking London venues are that I went 'ooh 2.5k, bargain!'
@DirtySexyWorld @HannahLockhardt @CJForrestauthor @RebelsNotes @CoffeeAndKink @EroticonUK @TheGrandMasterT Yes please do!
RT @violetblue: New, by me: https://t.co/2FS4h0zBz9
RT @girlonthenet: He isn’t stingy with his love. He doesn’t mete it out carefully, lest I get too big for my boots. https://t.co/5JPm9YYA5L
And if you'd like to hear more sexy #AudioPorn, check out ALL the archives here: https://t.co/5boPZv0hFH (and pleas… https://t.co/UHWHAhiDhx
If you, like me, enjoy spending your #BankHoliday weekend wanking as frequently as you can... why not check out the… https://t.co/ub9psxSjx0
RT @LuxAlptraum: If your business is in any way about fucking, semantics will not save you.
RT @LuxAlptraum: If you're a sex toy manufacturer/distributor who ignorantly assumed you didn't have to care about FOSTA because you're "le…
ATTENTION all the folks who were asking about sex-work-friendly Mastodon instances! Behold! <3 https://t.co/k25UhIHLOQ
@jubi_not_juby Ahhh! I know there are lots of other good ones out there!
RT @Mermaids_Gender: If you have an Amazon account, and you want to support Mermaids without it costing you a penny, go to https://t.co/jlq…
RT @GuardianJessica: I ....think... I want to take this class? https://t.co/UhZ8sZwigC
RT @shonfaye: This is like when the teacher says you're just gonna watch a film on the last day of term! https://t.co/KUGg1aqo4f
RT @_ElizabethMay: ladies, i hope you're all getting your summer body ready! Now is the perfect time to shed your unwanted flesh and slithe…
RT @allisongallaghr: It's just like that old saying; "Do what you love for a living and the increasingly unclear distinction between your p…
RT @kerryjeanlister: Me: "Say please" Toddler: "kleennnsss" Me: "Say thank you" Toddler: "smaknynuew" *Driving car, I let someone in, the…
RT @Phil_Lewis_: Howard students found out employees stole over $1M in financial aid so they took over their Administration building and st…
RT @michmarkowitz: My friend just sent me this screenshot and this is every dude you dated in your twenties https://t.co/j5s3GDiCnF
RT @FrogCroakley: I don't often take pleasure in watching things fail, but the absolute, leaden flaccidity of this promoted tweet, and the…
@whiysper @MartinSLewis That's just not true. It would be very easy to verify genuine URLs from e.g. money saving e… https://t.co/QnWcc8gnuu
On the awareness of your cock https://t.co/T6HdVto54L #Archive
RT @MissEveBlogs: My @EroticonUK speech in full. #SexWork and #Disability Part I: https://t.co/KzRCitOcoW Part II: https://t.co/cpdHn3tf7…
RT @CJForrestauthor: Really enjoyed writing this piece summing up some running themes from @EroticonUK particular shout outs to @girlonthen…
@wriggly_kitty @sex_ational Yup, if it's 'family planning' or contraception, it can be within the rules (though the… https://t.co/aqitxubmhl
RT @StephanieAlys: @sex_ational @girlonthenet & also, if you even try to advertise, FB sees you as an 'advertiser' and your organic reach i…
RT @sex_ational: @girlonthenet see also: sex education. it's not even just sex toys; sexual health and wellness that focuses on pleasure in…
RT @thisisrjg: @girlonthenet @gaynewsarchive was banned from advertising on Facebook because a person at Facebook went through the site and…
Would be great if anyone who gets to question Zuck could have the 'adult' examples in mind. Whenever FB says 'oh we… https://t.co/63wYh8bYZD
If you believe that Facebook simply has no control over its ad platform, and the type of content people can put up… https://t.co/zmDCBeL3sa
Facebook has often argued that it doesn't have the resource to police the *type* of ads on its platform (i.e. scamm… https://t.co/S7vUfUzw0I
I know this isn't the MAIN takeaway from the FB/Cambridge Analytica story but it's annoying me personally: FB is ha… https://t.co/uhpTqjnQZU
RT @KaylaLords: Podcasting 101: 2018 Eroticon Podcast Panel SL012 https://t.co/vNcwZk5eFD
RT @rvedotrc: If we all just quietly hide under our bedclothes for a bit, maybe Thursday won't see us, and it'll think it got the day wrong…
Thanks to @BettysToyBox you can fill your own toybox with 10% off (use code GOTN10) https://t.co/vuOupPZcnC #spon
This time last year a journalist from the Daily Mail popped by to offer an erotic vignette: https://t.co/DqT8k6fjLt… https://t.co/gHI67o1NwM
@budgie Thank you, you're lovely <3
Why is it always when I have busy/sucky days when my autotweet decides to spit out uncomfortable things from the archive? It KNOWS =/
@AlixFox @Kiziti_Massage @TheCaraSutra @Lovehoney @lelohex @Ollieep What a line-up! <3
RT @AlixFox: I also get input on @Kiziti_Massage furniture for lickin' 'n' frolickin' from @TheCaraSutra, discuss @Lovehoney & @lelohex ora…
This week has been filled with quite a lot of sadness so apologies if I don't blog this evening. Things are kind of… https://t.co/eNRitnN9dJ
RT @HugoGye: Bercow absolutely laid in to Boris Johnson for calling Emily Thornberry 'Lady Nugee' in the Commons. https://t.co/QQWaEWGn4I
RT @redlightvoices: Good morning everyone and welcome to another instance of the political game known as “look at what you made me do!” onl…
RT @JennieGyllblad: Wouldn't even need to mention this if I happened to draw uber violence. All I'm sayin'. #DemPeskyNipples
RT @JennieGyllblad: Good morning world! I am currently responding to a comic con's email and trying to think of the most efficient way to s…
RT @pandorablake: Spring porn and politics news - featuring @stowroses @WomenStrike @OpenRightsGroup @ChelseaPoe666 @courtneytrouble @Queer…
RT @asrai: Watching him wank in the shower via @girlonthenet https://t.co/0mBeXaUm3y
RT @noodlemaz: I FINALLY FINISHED IT The sourge of the #Gentleman - why I hate this word and what it stands for. https://t.co/wcDbAGUOPU cc…
RT @fatalvalerie: I'd like to get a thread going that compiles lists of organisations, collectives and personal fundraisers/donation links…
@jessicasrabbit_ Hotttttt =)
@rvedotrc It was fuuuun! <3
If you're looking for an inclusive, ethical UK sex toy shop, @thepgshop is well worth a look. They sponsor my site,… https://t.co/rtDEH8LJ7q
Opening condom packets quietly https://t.co/dpcz2Krjoa #Archive
RT @EroticonUK: #Eroticon 2018: I wanna be more you. https://t.co/cQqp618EMq by @girlonthenet
@CandysReviews Ahhhhhh you're too kind - and I love this post! RThank you for linking to our sponsors as well =D
RT @CandysReviews: #NewPost - Things I Took Home from Eroticon 2018 https://t.co/DJSSRztIa4
Also... 'no matter what the feminists say'? Feminists have been pretty vocal about society's treatment of middle-ag… https://t.co/vrCZI1iUhw
RT @Hannah_Chutzpah: Mega friendly two-face. 9/10. Purr could be louder & slight deduction for rolling in grit, but definitely would pet ag…
RT @Czaroline: A little while ago, I totted up the cost of an Irish abortion. Not the emotional cost: like, the literal cost. Reminder of w…
Very important - read and respond if you can. This is what I'll be doing with my weekend. Yay? https://t.co/D3iV46kyI3
RT @ShiningComic: For the past 10 years, I've been staying at haunted hotels and doing ghost tours and loudly challenging spirits to games…
This time last year, @decadentmadamez gave her advice on how to have the best night in a #fetish club... https://t.co/C9DJtsvZf1
@HannahLockhardt I've definitely become more wary of writing lots of dialogue since doing the audio, which is a sha… https://t.co/I14GKuVES5
@hellocatfood Ah yay thank you so much! <3
@HannahLockhardt True but collaborating is often much harder (and more expensive and time-consuming) than just plou… https://t.co/HuO9I14PF7
@KirstyAJennings @ElectraStim Ah you get to look forward to the exciting delights of it =)
@hellocatfood There's a page where all the public ones are collected if that helps? https://t.co/5boPZvhT4h I need… https://t.co/oy8IhT9OZF
I'm recording the second one now and annoyingly it includes LOADS of back-and-forth speech. The more I do this the… https://t.co/VPgm8v4w7a
NEW #AudioPorn for patreons - sorry it took so long, I was Eroticon-ing! https://t.co/yKPfBk6QI8 This is the filthi… https://t.co/26baRUpTga
@HelloImpIdeas My favourite kind of gold star! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Anyone can please a woman if she tells you what to do! You’re not allowed to ASK, that’s the whole point!” - Jez f… https://t.co/zbFdzdmrOi
RT @FrankiCookney: Good morning lovely people... looking for sex bloggers/toy reviewers to talk to me about LUBE! #journorequest
@SarahBHoll Oh wow yep my first thought is I hope you have a week's rest to recover!
If you're new to electro-sex, this is probably your best place to start - and thanks to @ElectraStim you can also g… https://t.co/kwaC6nLlow
RT @chainbear: ‘Super Seducer’, and the myth of the mysterious woman | @girlonthenet https://t.co/BVpMrQf5IU https://t.co/GYS7jQ8V7f
RT @HannahLockhardt: OK so I did accidentally cut myself off at the beginning but it's not super noticeable. It's Been A Long Time #audiopo…
@Kat_Arney Thank you! <3
RT @Kat_Arney: Women are only mysterious if you never listen to them... couldn't agree more with @girlonthenet here - women are writing, t…
RT @jessicasrabbit_: Watching him wank in the shower https://t.co/DVJRyBZEt9 via @girlonthenet
Someone else's story: sexual anticipation https://t.co/j89CVMA8RP #Archive
And here's the other blog I wrote this week: dick-focused smut disguised as a guide to cock rings... https://t.co/RrIWk2VKOn
RT @NeroTweetsHere: I've just posted a new blog [NSFW]: OPP: #SoSS ~ The Sybian https://t.co/Twboi5piqX
RT @missdollreviews: RT @missdollreviews: My #SoSS blog round-up is live: it features @BrigitWrites, @ZenNudist, @DelightsSensual and @sexp…
RT @midnightoasis64: #SoSS - sexy clothing Fishnets? Suit Porn? Gorgeous knickers? Clothing ensembles for gorgeous femboys? Pastis and blue…
RT @Charlton_Tod: This week's #SoSS features talented people such as @_floss_84 @ZenNudist @fireandhoney Cimmerian Sentiment @TitsAndTestTu…
RT @Mollysdailykiss: Yay my Trolling the Net for #SoSS is back & this week it features words from @KaylaLords @thereon_cara @HannahLockhard…
Super-quick #SoSS post this week before I go back to sleeping/burying my head under a duvet:… https://t.co/vcQIVO4aQv
RT @KaylaLords: A Not-a-Love Letter to My Anxiety #MasturbationMonday #WickedWednesday https://t.co/IDLo5ITEnz https://t.co/fFLnT0Bg01
And this one by @thereon_cara gave me all the feels. https://t.co/3dFll1HuGu Check out all of them here: https://t.co/nJkW0M6vNs
You've still got time to join my Patreon and get access to all this month's extra stuff. Without Patreon, I wouldn'… https://t.co/wpozM4Po3D
RT @megjohnbarker: Check out my zine on social mindfulness here: https://t.co/VWP4iS1fHx
@ieshasmall I have already earmarked it as a thing to bring my tiny nephews/nieces to! Tiny me would have been delighted by small trains =D
TINY TRAIN KLAXON. Can confirm it's the most adorable train ever. Also a bit of a squeeze. https://t.co/at5BbvkDkh
@more_matters @Mollysdailykiss @DomSigns Oh this is such a lovely post! <3
RT @more_matters: This week I posted a write up about my #Eroticon journey. I used lots of sharing links cause I wanted it to be an #soss a…
@SheetsoSF Haha I don't think anyone could handle me on that strength of coffee!
I like my coffee like I like my men: bland and unsurprising.
I forget how strong shop coffee is compared to instant coffee so when I go out to meetings I end up leaving WIRED.
The hotness of edging, and the moment it ends https://t.co/XBiqio5U4X #Archive
RT @BeffernieBlack: You won’t believe this right, but I’ve just been into @whsmith and they’ve only gone and got big bars of chocolate for…
RT @TlfTravelAlerts: We would like to apologise for accidentally and definitely not on purpose using Oyster cards to harvest your innermost…
RT @ASmallFiction: "A dystopian parallel universe!" the visitors said. "...hey," we said. "Seal the portal, fast!" they yelled as they le…
RT @EFF: As lobbyists and members of Congress applaud themselves for enacting a law ostensibly tackling the problem of trafficking, let’s b…
This week's dose of casual filth features the @HotOctopuss ATOM cock ring, and allows me to fulfil my dream of usin… https://t.co/OogcohVpz3
RT @ETOMagazine: Roses are red, it's time for #nominations, if you miss out, it'll be an abomination #WorldPoetryDay #wetried https://t.co/…
RT @thepgshop: 'Close supervision required'... Who exactly supervises you when you are getting down?... Its a shame that people need the re…
RT @BettysToyBox: We want everybody to feel comfortable shopping at Betty's Toy Box so we got rid of all our gendered product categories. B…
RT @peepshowtoyscom: "Sex in public...Does it sound thrilling to you?" If it does, you have to read the newest blog post from @PhallophileR…
RT @HotOctopuss: "There's no shame in abandoning a policy that it turns out isn't going to work the way you thought it was." - @pandorablak…
@neil_neilzone OH MY GOD that is exactly the right amount of Creme Eggs to have on one's desk =D
@neil_neilzone You seem to have spelled 'double decker' wrong, but yes please I would love that =)
When you get a linkback from a serious news website and you want to look serious too, but the latest post on your h… https://t.co/rSOS2argbc
@EmmelinePeaches Thank you! <3
RT @pandorablake: I'm quoted in this deep dive into #ageverification by @TheRegister @BekiHill along with @MylesJackman @erikalust @girlont…
RT @MylesJackman: MUST READ: Comprehensive explainer of the current age verification landscape. According to me, the regulator's ultimate…
It's 2018. https://t.co/TxpNK7aQRf https://t.co/YTL7ScN82K
RT @dangerouslilly: Hi companies! @SarahBHoll and I are in the midst of planning a sex toy raffle with all proceeds going to @WoodhullSFA #…
RT @daniel_barker: "you've helped make twitter what it is today" is an absolutely fucking brutal accusation https://t.co/OUMcVo6fOD
The porn debate: false balance in sex reporting https://t.co/kdspZ41kO5 #Archive
@coco_abroad Oh see now I'm blushing - thanks =)
@coco_abroad Thank you so much! And thanks for sharing =)
RT @ElleHa: imagine if people were like cats and just wandered around screaming
RT @KaylaLords: Whether you went to my #Eroticon presentation (thank you!!!) or not, you get access to my notes and links to more info. For…
RT @girlonthenet: #NSFW new blog post about the @HotOctopuss ATOM Plus cock ring. I mean... it's *kind of* about that, but mostly it's abou…
RT @MischiefMental: "Bisexuality Is Magic" is both a play about love, coming out, & how to define your sexuality, and a comedy magic show.…
RT @LdnPFF: Our guest of honour, political activist and long-time filmmaker - it's @pandorablake! We're doing a full-on RETROSPECTIVE of Bl…
RT @sabotthecat: Same https://t.co/0zG2eiVCLq
@StephanieAlys Oh yes. I would have 'post-bike-ride-sweat combined with body shop shower gel' all day long =)
@KathRella @drkatedevlin @StephanieAlys @smolrobots Sextsbot: reads out all the hot messages in your inbox in a nice sexy voice
@StephanieAlys @drkatedevlin @smolrobots I love this so so much!
@drkatedevlin @StephanieAlys @smolrobots OMG YES. Afterglowbot listens out for the sounds of you beginning to reach… https://t.co/u07P4PSean
RT @Kirstie_Schultz: Telling People You're Anxious Can Actually Help Your Anxiety https://t.co/jInrDzcP7Y
@jayjayman2002 @HotOctopuss Well if you go for it I hope you enjoy it as much as I have!
RT @MissEveBlogs: I lost my sexuality for a year. A love letter to @EroticonUK. "It’s only because of a recent sex filled weekend at #Erot…
#NSFW new blog post about the @HotOctopuss ATOM Plus cock ring. I mean... it's *kind of* about that, but mostly it'… https://t.co/qzgTDubZj4
@Little_xsecret @dangerouslilly Yeah now I've said it I'm not 100% sure, but I'm going to have a little nerdy dig a… https://t.co/9C5cr7ttmA
@dangerouslilly @Little_xsecret But that's mostly based on Some Stuff I've Heard From People and possibly a bit of… https://t.co/S2bpNfDwI8
@dangerouslilly @Little_xsecret I *think* generally yes but it's quite rare for people to pass too much unless thei… https://t.co/Ej86IcoalV
RT @dangerouslilly: @Little_xsecret @girlonthenet There's a plugin for that! Make sure you install one that's been tested to the latest WP…
@Little_xsecret @dangerouslilly Yep! Anyone who you'd prefer not to pass pagerank onto as well so if you're linking… https://t.co/8tASKzSzCW
@Master_Venture Thbk you!
I also wrote this for HO ages ago and honestly they paid me for this my job fucking rocks! https://t.co/NZsFgS8CaJ
@SirTerenceBoot Thanks! =)
OH MY GOD no one told me it was #NationalPoetryDay! Here's a rhyme that I started writing for Woodhull, then the br… https://t.co/wIEeSJc0bU