When I went looking around for information/stories/porn around female dominant/male submissive relationships, I could find precious little out in the webosphere that actually reflected my experience, that made me go ‘me too!’, that described how I saw it, felt it, how I knew it could be. I found it frustrating that even the ‘real life’ writings seemed to be about one dimensional Dommey McDomme finding ways to ‘punish’ her lowly minions. Grrrr…
I wanted to read about real people living in happy, healthy, troubled, flawed, loving D/s relationships where the Domme’s submissive was her primary partner, where he was cherished, adored, and opened up like a ripe peach for the taking. I wanted incredible hotness and sex and affection and beauty. I wanted hurt hearts and struggles and magic moments and some truth that I could relate to. I couldn’t find it, so I created it.
@slapshot54 @SteelChrmr @steeledsnake @wilf3564 @dtbhc_ @PrickYourFinger @SpinningAurora @CollaredMom @shallowydeep… https://t.co/sbfUf8m647
@dtbhc_ @SteelChrmr @steeledsnake @wilf3564 @PrickYourFinger @SpinningAurora @CollaredMom @shallowydeep @slapshot54… https://t.co/2lhBsLvXnN
@PrickYourFinger Yeah, sometimes they need a smack upside the head. Usually I expect some version of 'fuck you, bit… https://t.co/OhcG2NYzk7
Sent a cranky email to a local 22yo malesub who started with a thoughtful, articulate fan letter weeks ago & devolv… https://t.co/ZVds1Y2Yt5
@SpinningAurora @PrickYourFinger Awww, bless. Poor little thing
@PrickYourFinger @SpinningAurora How is the pupper? In the hospital yet?
For my #fwocrew-ers: How did you all go last week? Tell me all :)@SteelChrmr @steeledsnake @wilf3564 @DtBHC_… https://t.co/n8GknWTAdg
@PrickYourFinger How many did you do last week? Better start the spreadsheetery.
@PrickYourFinger Eh. I went. So yay :) #fwocrew
@ConradTango I prefer the champagne thing, but sometimes I make concessions...
From the past: Be bold https://t.co/09vFnZQgEt
@deviant_sara Heh. I'm not! The recipe is all 'put it in and stir-fry for 5 minutes' Me: *shoves spoon it with dif… https://t.co/SJomJXlDNT
24M with no community connections is touting an event that is a full day of sexual competition focussed on how many… https://t.co/X32xN9pLDR
Someone somewhere misjudged how much vegetable-stuff there Is in one cauliflower + one broccoli ... https://t.co/5LbxghXYlC
@cejay This is a fundamental truth! :P
That RT reminds me of meeting up with my First after 18 years. When we got ok with each other he confessed he'd hop… https://t.co/DG11lI9ZGD
This thread is harsh and fascinating :) https://t.co/ABYbhiXtB4
@Joe01__ *laugh* That gif seems a little frantic for dish washing duties, but okay
Right... Saturday afternoon gym. Goodie! #fwocrew Last one for the week
From the past: Sent emails XLII – On audio porn https://t.co/pZnT2lLOeY
@JJewmanfoo Pea & ham soup and [my mother's version of] frikadel :)
@slapshot54 Yes!! :))
Hey folks, go give Thumper some love over there, it sounds like he could use some https://t.co/P4KLT5sTOx
@JJewmanfoo Bahahaha! Well I cooked yesterday which is the only reason I used it. And I cook rarely :P
@JJewmanfoo It will take me a week or more to fill the thing (and I can't bear the thought of leaving dirty dishes in it for that long)
@xiaoyingtai Technology: HOW DO I SPELL THAT? *tries 30 million iterations... gets slower and slower... cries littl… https://t.co/IYLx6jOHin
I rarely use my dishwasher, but when I do, I will inevitably and predictably waste at least 10 minutes looking for… https://t.co/ZC9GLTc19c
@fireandhoney It's a Dutch meatball, but of course people have their own recipe: My mother's influenced by growing… https://t.co/4lVKh1tnJ5
@BibulousOne Yes :)
@SexIsMyNewHobby Thank you
"I hope someday we'll sit down together And laugh with each other about these days, these days" https://t.co/zT68gwL4au
"'Cause you made your bed, sleep in it Play the victim and switch your position I'm through, I'm done" https://t.co/LYwqUuhpug
@ConradTango I understand your point, but it's just... not helpful
Pea soup on the boil, next up : my mother's frikadel https://t.co/LAWHRcpeJ9
"You're the one who keeps me real Whenever you look at me It feels like home" https://t.co/k5GH8crdVj
When you are quite literally dancing like nobody's watching and then you see that someone is watching... *waves to… https://t.co/Pmc93vIMPF
@PrickYourFinger Awesome! Also you have cute writing :) #fwocrew
From the past: Reader Q&A: Languages & vanilla relationships https://t.co/jvbqSzA3Gp
@Servileperv I figured it out: Stalking goals complete :P
Any serious FB users want to give me a hand with some simple navigation? :)
@veronicalea_ink @dangerouslilly @_aceinthehole ????!!!!!!!!!!
From the past: Really really want https://t.co/DI9SeR5WWM
@steeledsnake Thank you for the apology, and I hope your injury heals quickly :) I've updated the spreadsheet #fwocrew
@steeledsnake *side-eyeing you for taking 4 days for this* I understand, you were in hospital for your egregious in… https://t.co/VNTZ3kP4Sl
Super lovely note in my inbox from a newbie Domme :)). Happies!
@betty_butch I had a boy who was hard to bruise: long sustained caning did it (not single hard strikes for stripes,… https://t.co/O13NS9KxxQ
@SmRandomJackass Oh! I guess not knowing what it is would make me a lousy one also :P
@SmRandomJackass I have no idea what a 'TC' is!
@WorshipCarmilla Oh good. That sounds super productive :/
@Oliver11120 I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT!
Interesting to see two different rope groups in my small community advertising events on the same week night at the… https://t.co/2iIB5kLRmM
@PrickYourFinger Hee! Go you!! #fwocrew
I had mentally geared up for a date today. Even though I had plenty of notice, I'm now struggling to go from 'champ… https://t.co/TIC6aEt4fW
Heh... read this as 'A F T E R C A R E is not fucking' and thought... well, it might be... https://t.co/yxkmcUkPqd
@RopeDreams I believe you just did :)...
@xiaoyingtai *laughs and laughs* Thank you!
@openspiritgrl I missed this :( https://t.co/5cUQ6xXiCw
Collarspace friends: The 'New account signup' page is back (it was redirecting to alt). Not sure if profiles are be… https://t.co/mzgaMClPx7
@ggdormezvous Bahahahaa! YES!
If you're selling a book on how to sell books, you better have some best selling books to show that you can sell books...
"Love is just a tool To remind us who we are And that we are not alone When we're walking in the dark" https://t.co/97BSBkdPgA
@Servileperv I know! *sweeps up the goad-crumbs & hands them back*
@Servileperv Sorry for all that wasted goading :P
@shallowydeep Smart arse!
Using my new airpods (is that even what they are called?!) So good! #fwocrew
Hahaaha! Last time I did this program I was SO FUCKING STRONG! OMG #fwocrew
I'm going back to my original workout program, which is very structured and intense: Aiming for 12 weeks of 'stop f… https://t.co/2FVbVDqUZH
@GeekDomme Hey, if the shoe fits... fists... WHATEVER!
@verycherieberri @openspiritgrl @andyatthebeach1 @Eccntrcscrp @spinningaurora @subneophyte @dualdrew @thumperMN… https://t.co/eRkD5kVPah
@SteelChrmr @slapshot54 @steeledsnake @SuburbanSex @DtBHC_ @prickyourfinger @wilf3564 @spinningaurora @collaredmom… https://t.co/4jvcWbDeAY
Okay my darling fitsters, I need some help this week because I'm floundering. So: Tracking week to kick my own arse… https://t.co/mjPoeEqsE7
Oh, hello cougarling :). You took your time. You want to come up to see me when now? (hint: It's a weekend that doe… https://t.co/52BKD6TO9B
@cejay That's wonderful :).
@cejay I don't care :). Seriously. There are good reasons why women don't reply and if you don't know what they are… https://t.co/ecxoaAjbOd
@cejay I hear that a lot. It just makes no sense to me. It doesn't have to be long and involved: Friendly and enga… https://t.co/UiFsxdVHJn
@fireandhoney This is why I never post public personal ads: I think it attracts even more of this than 'profile on… https://t.co/BpoJlnFEaB
I don't think they're bad people, some of them might even be amazing men who are just as sick of this bullshit as m… https://t.co/R5tso4khfx
There is not even the most basic attempt to engage with anything in my profile (bec form letter!), to start a conve… https://t.co/U9k5sXFTGR
And look, I CAN find good men there if I do the hunting (sunshine! @Andyatthebeach1 :)), but every single email in… https://t.co/Gbkc51eSY9
Me: Waaahhh, collarspace is going down :( *checks my collarspace inbox* ... ... This place is a fucking dumpster fi… https://t.co/FxEePtXzDE
@deviant_sara I'VE NOT EVEN CLICKED ON THAT LINK AND I'M ALREADY IN!!
Me: Nah, not watching the news Also me: Ooh, Justin Trudeau... okay, well maybe I'll just watch for a minute...
@Servileperv I have no idea :). But apparently some people think I'm 'doin' it wrong', so yeah, maybe :P
Me amusing myself :P: "I also didn’t read ‘how to entice a man by pleasing him in bed’ or ‘how to suppress your des… https://t.co/qyXvBH3siv
@curvy_dee *happy claps* :))
@xiaoyingtai Heh He's not been proactive, but agreeing a time is pretty solid: If it doesn't happen... Well that's something else :)
Beyond glorious! :D https://t.co/Yk6Esfutzb
@RazzSays Aww, nice :) There are (still) no real alternatives with a decent user base :/
@xiaoyingtai Wait: you mean 'vague interest level'?
@thepgshop I have an extensive non-fiction book list with synopses so people can decide if a book might be useful f… https://t.co/CfaVxMcCkW
@curvy_dee Yassss!!! :)))
@Charm_Quark_ Thanks :)
@ggdormezvous Thank you :)
@BondageLand @LittleSubNugget @bigcherryspoon Nooooooo: go holiday! Would love to see it if you remember when you get back though :)
@BondageLand @LittleSubNugget @bigcherryspoon I have never thought of Elise Sutton as being about chastity, just 'o… https://t.co/ipJG9e2u85
The vanilla man: And that was that... OR WAS IT?! https://t.co/f5r6RT5QKU
@tanyachrs If I was a cliffhanger kind of writer I would have thought of that :))
@LittleSubNugget @BondageLand @bigcherryspoon Ahh, ok
@BondageLand @LittleSubNugget @bigcherryspoon Oh?! I'm so curious: Who's that?
@KeyBarrettMSc Congratulations!! :)
@adissolutelife Heh. I have had some really stellar (clever, funny) form letters. They don't have to be shit. I gi… https://t.co/iCt4vFTcNq
@adissolutelife Right? SMH
@willowsdarksong @bigcherryspoon You're welcome :).
@Miz_Claws That sounds great: Good for you :) I think the power disparity can be an issue for some malesubs which i… https://t.co/EIALrH7RAh
@Petitebete1 Or they just don't really imagine we exist (I hear that a lot). Also (baffling) just had a boy in my i… https://t.co/VpbgBH985O
@Miz_Claws *nod* Amazing how far 'being nice' skews actual honest communication (for all of us). My malesub friend… https://t.co/wzUp0j1ljr
@bigcherryspoon And for those of us on the D-side who are looking for non-pro-like relationships since we are appro… https://t.co/0VAKCPH3e3
@Miz_Claws Courage to say 'no'? Good! :)
I will literally spend a day trying to fix a thing I did in ten minutes because in my head it's still somehow easie… https://t.co/Yabh5ricmQ
@deviant_sara ICYMI :) https://t.co/zNKoKuld6I
@LittleSubNugget When I take it, I take all of it :)
@MissDoralee @100AcreSub No update: I 'meh'd over it so haven't chased it up yet (and neither has he, sooo...). Today! :)
@Notecraig I like your therapist: she really knows what she's doing :P
@Inner_Devil Yes :)
Nature is terrifying https://t.co/l6eXo79JdU
@insatiabear <3 Totally working (and thank you :))
@BibulousOne Fucking hot
@omgadomme Absolutely not :)
@AlexanderLocke_ Fucking hot :)
@Joe01__ Oh? Which one? And what happens next?
Thoughts prompted by this post by @adissolutelife https://t.co/fecqCauoVS
I have a big thing for making a man look at me when he comes. Like grab him by the throat & demand it: "Look at me… https://t.co/S6IdYgi4ux
@SpinningAurora @PrickYourFinger Fabulous work. Those eyes tho' :))
@SpinningAurora @PrickYourFinger WHO DID HER MAKEUP IN THAT RIGHT HAND SHOT IT'S AMAZING AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WITH… https://t.co/yM441wTeIl
LOL From the profile of an "Elite Fin-Domme Mistress" "I'm incredibly busy and important." I can't stop laughing. O… https://t.co/5I6Jt0mMTE
@bigcherryspoon Yep. Knowing little slices of a person is not at all the same as *knowing* the person.
"Hello Mistress. How are you? I wish to be your slave...[glurge]" "hello Lady .. could be of any use for Goddess..?… https://t.co/wO70GxPvs8
Me at the top of my profile: **I'M ONLY GOING TO REPLY TO OUTSTANDING EMAILS** Inbox: "Hey goddess how are you you… https://t.co/nY0SzvgkaR
@JaimeMortimer @SexIsMyNewHobby <3
@SexIsMyNewHobby Yes. Brains are marvellous things. They will do a bunch of work on that gap-filling that you don't… https://t.co/U4yiL6ndfr
@pollysprime I can't even imagine: Absolutely awful :( And baffling that they could be SO not 'who they were' :/.
@SexIsMyNewHobby @JaimeMortimer I have a '3 month' rule if it's international now. I'm not investing more than that… https://t.co/Iorzvtn27m
I have never seen this show, but I think I really really need to!! https://t.co/bOQwlVFZO4
@xiaoyingtai Ahhh, I see. Or patreonus think they are owed more interaction. Yes, I can see that
@xiaoyingtai Ahh, that sounds tough. But I'm not sure of the relationship between that and patreon (isn't that sti… https://t.co/iUsi1Y9nUP
@deviant_sara Yep. REALLY hoping it's a scammer
@sadisticfemm I'm still thinking about it. I am a fickle thing: Worried I will just lose interest altogether if I d… https://t.co/hXTfDn1VlW
@MissDoralee Ha! I get the morning sun through big windows, so it's lovely (until later :P) :)
BTW it's winter here now. I have all the windows open and I'm wearing a t-shirt... brrrrr... :D
@PrickYourFinger And they come in cute colours: Win-win!!
:D Also those hashtags are genius https://t.co/2ysY3oMuPH
@cetra02 Heh. Thanks
@GeekDomme @RopeDreams I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A SPREADSHEET!
Me: Holy shit, I set up a date! *yells about this Hayley's comet of dating everywhere* *reads other sex bloggers* "… https://t.co/diNbJwt85m
@RopeDreams I'm already apportioning blame...
Debbie Harry wearing a garbage bag because yes. "Tonight make it magnificent..." https://t.co/atIVhtfuRF
@BecomeHerSlave I'd be insisting on champagne of course :P
@deviant_sara I'm surprised she's not approving positive comments on her blog (I can understand not approving negat… https://t.co/6D1c3HZPSf
@RopeDreams *takes a bow* https://t.co/6IZq1dglO0
It has been FOR-EVAAARRR since I met a man offline, out in the real world. It's super weird, not least because the… https://t.co/ycjnN52Xgp
@slapshot54 Thank you so much for sharing :))
@RopeDreams I'm ready https://t.co/uFS1OM4kLP
@RopeDreams My new book: "Pilates bitches butt-fucking the introverting vanilla submissive" I'll see you in court*!… https://t.co/O7lYxcFTSb
"I thought you knew I never answer my phone I thought you knew I was a bitch" https://t.co/4uq0WhshXB
@wilf3564 Speaking of road rage... :DD <3 https://t.co/mOcNYrLM4N
@wilf3564 No, one of these. https://t.co/MwLgE3BSFA
@wilf3564 I think it's a thing that proctologists use :P
@wilf3564 Bahahaha :) You can do that in the UK, probably not in the US. Because guns.
@deviant_sara In case you haven't seen it yet :)
This is the kind of content I am here for... Surprise #catdad <3 https://t.co/Ry0Rk7Og1q
@tanyachrs *laugh* Me too!
@MissDoralee Hee! Thank you :)
@GeekDomme Thank you :))
Now seems like a good time to get some F/m erotica (if not now, when? Rhetorical question!) Here is a whole book of… https://t.co/JIY3ACmxbi
@labs_lab Carpe diem the shit out of that platitude while counting your chickens and watching them hatch. Or something.
@alittlespoonH *laugh* Utterly convincing, thank you :)
@Vic_Sharp @etiennedellen THESE ARE SO BAD I LOVE THEM :DD
Hey, get over here and tell me to just do it like you're my private nike coaching team and don't care about the nua… https://t.co/gnY55RnyO5
@Servileperv I'm always too scared: Cute puppy, d'aawww *reads feed* Oh great, another nazi... FUCK EVERYTHING
@Servileperv The things you learn... :P
@RVARope My pleasure: Looking forward to reading more :)
I'm RTing because HE'S SO ADORABLE! https://t.co/xFfRZQ3PSA
This seems like a really great and thorough piece on rope & avoiding nerve damage: With diagrams. So helpful. (I sa… https://t.co/pBnvxuNCYH
Vanilla man, or no? https://t.co/otuNqpy0tg https://t.co/8qHV2PC82S
@xiaoyingtai Thank you!! :)
I've been doing a lot of seething lately & not posting bec I'm not keen to put that negativity out into the world.… https://t.co/Z0ROPHlv5Z
@Oliver11120 Thank you, and yes, it is indeed. A view from not too far north of here :)
@Servileperv I am like a very slow motion & cranky version of that in reverse :)
@AdventurAwaits1 *laugh* I just go and find Xena gifs :P
@AdventurAwaits1 I feel ragey when I read that kind of bullshit. Just... set it all on fire https://t.co/2fb96JknND
Pilates, bitches! (in which I write 'bitches' because it makes me laugh, but at the same time I want to clarify th… https://t.co/kfZFpIsVCI
@PrickYourFinger @SpinningAurora Aww, those photos are so sweet!! Happy anniversary :))
@MuseAlaCarte @cockybot Are you sure it wasn't Stan Lee? :P (I saw Mike Pence's 'Marlon Bundo' go by, and it *is* t… https://t.co/Tv2dRXXG45
@kennywblog1 Who? Him? Or me? No I don't think so. I just like to throw lovely things out there for everyone else to appreciate :)
@Servileperv YAAAAASSSSS!!! :)))
@Servileperv !!!! :))) https://t.co/ysb79iBk5d
I got a present in the mail!!! You know what I love? GETTING PRESENTS IN THE MAIL!!!! *bounce*
@Joe01__ *smile* You're welcome
@MissDoralee @SpinningAurora @PrickYourFinger Seconded: go you!! #fwocrew
@GeekDomme Heh. I rarely wear one of those soooo... :)
@Charm_Quark_ No, it was the room he was confined to overnight, and if he had to pee, he had a pee bucket because 'no leaving the room'
@TabithaErotica Wonderful, evocative shot
@dina_wags The first one: Wow, how cool The tenth one: *head explodes*
This hurts my brain https://t.co/wwj3uXmOAE
The best thing about dating apps is that you can figure out that someone is a raging arsehole without having to put your pants on.
@cjlemire @PrickYourFinger Nice!! :)
@cjlemire @PrickYourFinger I don't know what those are, either of them, but I'm still nodding :P
OMG :DD "...but then it landed and it was really a cockroach" A true horror story https://t.co/l8LNuXaw1n
@KeyBarrettMSc People only nag when someone doesn't do shit the first time and they get frustrated. Just 'do it the… https://t.co/ugtE9DBIii
@cjlemire @PrickYourFinger Heh... Yes, I can imagine :)
@cockybot getting some much deserved love <3 https://t.co/YjJO4w7pJs
Hairdresser, then champagne, then deciding whether to ask out the vanilla man :)
@deviant_sara Yay!! :)
@deviant_sara Yep. If not, this opens up a whole mess of messes :/
0-orgasm on my own: <60 seconds 0-orgasm with a partner: No, not like that, here, softer, shush, ahh cramp, wait, y… https://t.co/NCKO0m8Iix
@deviant_sara I saw that! I actually thought it might have been a (really smart) publicity stunt at first. But ye… https://t.co/XjdiMx08cN
@TonyNordin @PrickYourFinger OMG :P! (truth, though, I would not have been surprised it it was exactly what it said on the box :/)
:DDD Everything about this is an absolute delight https://t.co/xCrRwoLiqQ
New to D/s? Need a bit of help? Short, sharp, practical guides for F/m folks here https://t.co/mdXmKIMxsX https://t.co/V8Mv8W2QnO
This is ridiculous and excellent :P https://t.co/iPXScRDNi8
'that this'? See, RYAN REYNOLDS TURNS MY BRAIN TO MUSH Relevant: https://t.co/RZ3EkCpzuF
I love that this :) See, it's not just that I'll watch Ryan Reynolds in anything (seriously, I will though: Anythin… https://t.co/wrTC7NgULM
@PrickYourFinger @openspiritgrl @SpinningAurora Have the smelling salts and a soft landing ready :P
@PrickYourFinger @openspiritgrl It DOES hate you!!! Don't you have a VPN? Why doesn't that work? WHYYYYY??
@openspiritgrl @PrickYourFinger *laughs and laughs*
@PrickYourFinger @openspiritgrl It's okay I DON'T MIND :D
*heart eyes* https://t.co/HMKVrg3zxS
@PrickYourFinger Good decision. DO NOT HURT YOURSELF! #fwocrew
@deviant_sara Yep :)
@KeyBarrettMSc @PrickYourFinger @alainamonts @SarahBHoll So good! :)
Imma start a tumblr called 'CleanURFuckingRoom' and just post background shots of people's sexy pictures :P https://t.co/Lwjd3t8L3w
Should have tagged the authors: oops #badattwitter - @PrickYourFinger - @alainamonts - @SarahBHoll
"Thinking about the possibilities of what could have been shatters my heart." https://t.co/LAPfofXzTH
"I befriend, I fuck, and I love butches and studs and AGs and masculine-of-center cuties who are embodying masculin… https://t.co/JTJEMQQPjv
"I’m a woman now. My name is Evelyn and I am a transgender woman" https://t.co/9TRFrZkd3b
People write incredibly personal and beautiful and difficult things and it's so amazing. Thank you. #SOSS
@PrickYourFinger Because it is speaking to a fundamental truth...
@EA_unadorned @theotherlivvy Woah, I missed this! Hello little bean! Huge congrats :)
RT @raquelita: Here's some #MondayMotivation: Writers, please send me your hottest unpublished short stories for my @cleispress anthology B…
@slapshot54 Hell yes! I gave the woman at the dentist my DOB the other day and she did a comical loony-tunes level… https://t.co/6N4c7GCJn3
@slapshot54 That is SO great!!! :)) Woot!! #fwocrew
@slapshot54 Go you :)!
@slapshot54 That definitely does not sound like 'good news' :/
@slapshot54 I don't know what that means exactly, but it doesn't sound like 'good news' to me...
@slapshot54 You are much too experienced a gymster to be hurting yourself there! Sheesh! :P
For some reason, the fact that this pupster's name is 'Betty' made my day :) https://t.co/qfB3g7hjTV
@slapshot54 Thank you :) You've been quiet: I hope you're doing well over there
@VentsduSoir @100AcreSub @sonnylumiere For me, 'act with integrity' and I'm good
@SpinningAurora YES!! I'm so glad your ankle has healed so well that you can do this :) *hugs*
@100AcreSub I appreciate that, but it's really (really!) not the same: I know 100% that you would deal with that wi… https://t.co/ib0a2SoICZ
@SpinningAurora Woah!! Awesome :))!! #fwocrew (I could NOT do a one hour spin class. I'm not being cute. I would pretty much die)
@SexIsMyNewHobby Ahh: Interesting. And effective, no doubt. Though they'd want to get the M&Ms early on and not, li… https://t.co/vbmjZDwmaq
@SexIsMyNewHobby I have not heard that before :)!
@Oliver11120 My guess: Making a lot of excuses
@SiobhanMuir Yep. They're showing me exactly who they are. Like an early warning system
Yes, I make mountains out of molehills. You know why? If someone can’t do small inconsequential easy things with in… https://t.co/ZRarlEyjVI
@cetra02 AN OINKY PUPPY!!!
Yah, I should probably check mine... :P https://t.co/GYWYwisoyi
I am in the machine #fwocrew https://t.co/UvSGFqpj7a
Some recipe advert just talked about 'using up extra candy' Bahahaha! Fools!
@openspiritgrl @PrickYourFinger PUPPY!!!
Okay, look. You have to get to the gym. But... No: Gym! But but... HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST GET YOUR FUCKING GYM… https://t.co/tHktsEYmFS
@PrickYourFinger @openspiritgrl KISS AND LOVE BACON YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS
@PrickYourFinger Of course: It's dirty dirty porn!
Are you on Collarspace? Read this https://t.co/8YyCXx0HrX https://t.co/KZy1KCsnaX
@Servileperv No talking: Just staring and seeing who blinks first... :P
@gothicrobbins That sounds lovely :)) I think that 'deliberately making time/effort' is always going to seem a bit… https://t.co/FjVztohXg3
@_aceinthehole Hee! Now if I ever do this, I want to dress up for it: tails & bow ties :P
I really love this idea. Part of me balks at the formality but I know I can be difficult to approach, so I can abs… https://t.co/qfwZHYcU0O
@cejay :(( So sorry
@FDworship But, if it works for you, then great :)
@FDworship Yes. If you want to play online, even then, my advice would be 'read her website, twitter feed, profile… https://t.co/w4dfle3NjL
@sexblogofsorts Or maybe that's just because it's fucking hard :P
@FDworship I'm a lifestyle dominant looking for a long term romantic D/s relationship with a submissive man I love… https://t.co/plC1eY2XIU
@sexblogofsorts That sounds perfect (I'm big on 'get it out of my face or I will just fuck with it forever' type of dealing)
@SheetsoSF My pleasure :)
@The_Other_me_9 Ha! *waves*
If I keep following and unfollowing you it's not because I'm trying to get your attention. It's because I've forgo… https://t.co/CD2vBt76Yg
This is... interesting... One 'author' with 215 books about 'getting your ex back' WHO HURT YOU?!… https://t.co/bi8V1FmPWc
@MissDoralee I'd think I'd be worth a lot more than $5 if that was the case! :P
:DD This thread <3 ""Try new positions!" she writes, weeping softly into the keyboard." https://t.co/qKuIiN27S2
@BibulousOne Or you could just watch this on repeat. You're welcome :P https://t.co/0K6XLzzJQX
@MissDoralee Or random creepers who have been peering in my windows :P
@deviant_sara Sexy sexy telemarketer!
@deviant_sara Hee. The NYT best seller list is great because they have to come up with ONE sentence (I have no idea… https://t.co/zJkL4cFMQ2
@cagedformymiss Yes :)
My TL is better than your TL... :) (courtesy of @ruffledsheets & @wilf3564 ) https://t.co/8pDTCuzhCj
Also, a book on the NYT best seller list has this description: "A soldier and a telemarketer take their relationshi… https://t.co/NUUJW44cGh
@JJewmanfoo Go home: Nothing to see here any more :P
Jock-type dude on an American reality show unapologetically talking about his foot fetish "I like 'em dirty, they'r… https://t.co/5tkFiyPP6X
@JJewmanfoo I assumed it was random, but I closed my curtains just in case :P
@JJewmanfoo I'd think it was religious people, but they wouldn't say 'the universe'
@Charm_Quark_ @GeekDomme I did not know any of that :)
@GeekDomme It is, isn't it? (I never think about it, of course) :)
This was in my mailbox in a hand delivered unmarked envelope... Thank you kind stranger #strangethings https://t.co/gpxJcVyx3C
@Charm_Quark_ Thank you: glad you enjoyed it
@MsJadis Ha! Right?!
Pro-tip: If you're a newbie d-type with no experience and you feel like you want to tell other dominants 'what thei… https://t.co/iOYESBQx8n
RT @Ferns__: Calling out bullshit in my dulcet (non-accented!) tones since forever :P Reader Q&A: Podcast #101 [Audio] https://t.co/AffZ9c1…
@pollysprime Run free, Skippy!!
Oh look, MOAR secret ways they will silence people... :/ https://t.co/9BZCOZr5Fb
@sub_bee BUT WE SAW THEM ON THE TV AND THEY'RE SO CUTE *inches forward to pet them* AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
@wilf3564 Heh... I'm not sure 'bitching about it on social media' is exactly 'the high ground', but I'll take it :P
The thought process that goes into '...and here's my penis size, she will be interested in that! (because penis!!)… https://t.co/ee7jwK9zrp
Not because it's gross & stupid (it is) but because I CANNOT fathom any universe in which someone who thinks that's… https://t.co/8IbxYgC6sA
If a sub puts his penis size in an intro email, he must somehow believe this is vital information that will tip the… https://t.co/is1HGaaaGL
@dualdrew @SGCfit Great work!! :) #fwocrew
@CollaredMom @jackandjillcpl Yay for being done, and for your awesome weekend :))
@RebelsNotes Fair enough :)
@dualdrew @SGCfit *nudge* How'd you go last week? :) #fwocrew
@CollaredMom I hope you're getting on top of it! #fwocrew
@ruffledsheets That's not fat, it's skin :P #fwocrew
@ruffledsheets Totally counts!
@RebelsNotes Drink wine!! :)
Fun fact: I just read that "The Working Actress" anonymous blog was Meghan Markle. I used to read that blog. It wa… https://t.co/aC7hmGbyuY
@RebelsNotes You tried! A+ :)
@ruffledsheets @PrickYourFinger @wilf3564 @CollaredMom @SGCfit @dualdrew @thumperMN @shallowydeep @jtrevner… https://t.co/rMqn7tWbIC
@lace_louise @PrickYourFinger @wilf3564 @CollaredMom @SGCfit @dualdrew @thumperMN @shallowydeep @jtrevner… https://t.co/M9pKCohw64
@SpinningAurora @PrickYourFinger @wilf3564 @CollaredMom @SGCfit @dualdrew @thumperMN @shallowydeep @jtrevner… https://t.co/F4fqcqYy8v
@shallowydeep Great job!! :) #fwocrew
@Charm_Quark_ @PrickYourFinger @wilf3564 @CollaredMom @SGCfit @dualdrew @thumperMN @shallowydeep @jtrevner… https://t.co/3qWg9sryGH
Recorded a podcast today, will be posted soon :)
RT @psybermonkey: Boss: also, a reminder that if you find a USB outside, do not bring it into the workplace Me: *writing notes* internatio…
I am drinking wine and recording a podcast... Winning at Monday-ing
@wilf3564 Good job! :) #fwocrew
@Andyatthebeach1 @PrickYourFinger @wilf3564 @CollaredMom @SGCfit @dualdrew @thumperMN @shallowydeep @jtrevner… https://t.co/vNUdF9NsiE
@cejay I'm imagining people turning up at Surfers: THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY PROMISED US!! :D
RT @delaneykingrox: The 'I' in LGBTIQA stands for intersex. We are really common- hi, hello! Precise stats are difficult because definit…
That's another few thousand tourists who will fully expect that kangaroos on the beach are a thing :P… https://t.co/Kr3X9Sn2fa
@PrickYourFinger @FlirteeGirl @SpinningAurora @AlexanderLocke_ @Daddy_AnLi @100AcreSub @OMissPearl Pfft : I'd be th… https://t.co/BrJiKDbhTD
@pauliefuntime That would be great if I was interested in cooking :)
@pauliefuntime Normally if I'm 'cooking', yes. But this time I was just trying to use up some tomatoes. I didn't ha… https://t.co/O5R29FjymU
I did not have potatoes (thanks @GeekDomme for the tip), but added carrots It's not great but edible https://t.co/o3i96B4lfl
I really do need a submissive who I trust enough to: a) get shit done and b) give my passwords to Me: Oh, I have a… https://t.co/dh8k72suJB
"The way you use your body, baby. C'mon work it for me You make a fool of death with your beauty..." https://t.co/CKEoUtmr0p
@GeekDomme Thank you :)
@decadentmadamez @Exposing40 To me beliefs and language ARE harmful. At the same time, I believe they would support… https://t.co/sJd1qssbXq
@Exposing40 I had a partner with 20+ year old friendships w misogynist & racist dudes. He never realised bec convos… https://t.co/KmOR04C4V3
I'm not AT ALL suggesting 'don't do sexy things'. Sexy things are hot and awesome. Do ALL OF THEM! But as a 'that'… https://t.co/ymd5oWu0NL
The whole 'I do sexy things to my sub to show I'm in charge/teach them a lesson' thing blows my mind EVERY TIME. Es… https://t.co/Txz87Dy4BH
Since I'm never organised enough to create my own #SOSS post, please check out those who did! https://t.co/7rIdHPgKn6
#SOSS :) https://t.co/5iOuzNzG5z
Seriously, this made me cry. Which illustrates just how rare these kinds of stories are. <3 <3 <3 https://t.co/iLxCuiymyR
@kneupperwriter Thanks so much for your work :)
@PrickYourFinger Good :). Maybe you should learn a bunch of bible quotes that you can interrupt religious arseholes with :)
I'm back home, I have champagne. And music https://t.co/IcfOenPHM6
*scritches* for the cutie-pie @cockybot working hard for us authors :) <3 https://t.co/W96mYTF3wV
@bigcherryspoon Oh yes!
I have to get up and be human now. This never goes well...
My trip to my dad's has scuppered my #fwocrew goals. Hope all you lovelies are doing better :)
Hee!!!! :DD https://t.co/gbahX8eSqL
@cockybot My hero <3 <3 My books are here if you're curious :) https://t.co/0vRpiufxyQ
ICYMI A clever friend of mine created this bot that tweets TM applications :) @cockybot https://t.co/9VU8yhw5Dz
I'm cleaning stuff like the domestic goddess I am. But I have to get it all put back exactly how it was before my d… https://t.co/Ko4BzvAO3v
@Eccntrcscrp Nice work!! :) #fwocrew
Aannnddd... I'm on the road: go me! :)
I have half an hour to have more coffee, pack, and get out the door *starts scrolling my twitter feed*
RT @Ferns__: If you call out to computer nerds, shit gets done :) Here's a tweet-bot created by a clever friend that tweets romance book tr…
@adissolutelife Comedy gold waiting to happen :D
@authorAMDevine @Jenny_Trout @romancewriters It can be expanded if it's useful :)
@deviant_sara IT WAS TOTALLY JUST LIKE THAT!! :DD
@BibulousOne Thank you :). And no, my worry isn't in these kinds of snippets, it's in actual plot and storylines li… https://t.co/ykXlHDz07p
@BibulousOne Heh. No of course not. I completely understand. Pretty sure my main character isn't me either... https://t.co/o12aiX4zl3
@BibulousOne That's great you can bring it out like that. When I'm writing non-fiction, I bring them up from the mo… https://t.co/4xeRaaZxl2
@SexIsMyNewHobby Ah interesting. I can see how that might get in your head
@SexIsMyNewHobby Ooh! Good way to put it. I think I do my best writing if I can do that, but it's previously been b… https://t.co/q9VPNfx56W
@deviant_sara I'm finding it funny that she went 'Imma make my case in a video and people will change their minds!"… https://t.co/V9ON1Fp20i
@deviant_sara Bahahaha! Great minds https://t.co/BN774HdQmb
Me: Right, I have a plan for the next stage of writing *spends two hours setting up a new spreadsheet, moving text… https://t.co/14gGcw6SzK
@SexIsMyNewHobby I'm thinking maybe when I read it, I can see and feel everything around it (some huge picture of t… https://t.co/Nis8KtE7aY
So I guess *someone* doesn't want their rambling monologue out there for all to see (summary: 'youse are all haters… https://t.co/FYabFrq7GS
@PrickYourFinger Yes :(
@JJewmanfoo WHAT IF THEY ALL WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN
@decadentmadamez I saw a fb post go by about that. I must admit I was skeptical, though I suppose if they have some… https://t.co/voRGXyn1nk
@deviant_sara They are so lost they have to create gods to look up to and they are really really bad at it
@JJewmanfoo I'm going to go with more than 5000 'friends' and regularly seen on K&P
#cockygate info https://t.co/6n6nLLF0CQ
@JJewmanfoo Seriously. To be fair, she is getting a lot of support also, but it's still fucking gross
Woman writes about her high profile Fetlebrity abuser ex Abuser writes smarmy cringeworthy 'high road' poem about h… https://t.co/jgtn6295kU
@PrickYourFinger DAMMIT! FOILED AGAIN! https://t.co/A4TX6ExJhG
Our soon-to-be-epic graph porn is here: https://t.co/x2JmAYTz8o Check the hashtag when you get the chance & throw… https://t.co/ZzPw5IDIOQ
@Charm_Quark_ Go you! #fwocrew
@dtbhc_ :)) #fwocrew
@SteelChrmr @steeledsnake Woot! #fwocrew
@JJewmanfoo I'm pleased to say that I was RIGHT in going back and WRONG in thinking I had already bought it. My brain hates me
I am not okay with this https://t.co/dad2RV806f
Yeah, that's exactly what she looks like
For those following along #cockygate https://t.co/y3QVspvhRe
Nodded a lot at this: “What A Fake ‘Female Orgasm’ Statistic Says About Gender Bias” by @suzannahweiss https://t.co/jGEUwnH4bG
:( I hate that there are so many of these stories. So many. It makes me so angry. Glad she had @_Masterseye &… https://t.co/7vL6lieEOe
:DD Not at all TMI. Not one bit :P https://t.co/5O36WR3RwO
@Lena_Clare Yes :) https://t.co/JdasmLJaCc
@TezMillerOz YES! :))
This makes me smile :)) (Those matching socks and kiss-shoes tho!) https://t.co/LnQhjbiTfU
@deviant_sara Yes, she's not some small time writer. I think I saw in some publicity blurb for her best seller 660k… https://t.co/XukV33gcZh
I am beyond amused that this legal challenge includes a reference to "A Cocky Werewolf: A Gay MM Mpreg Werewolf Shi… https://t.co/YnHmDwOqNN
That one time I asked a shaky old man in the supermarket if he wanted help reaching something off a high shelf that… https://t.co/bob1IzUZX6
@subneophyte @mysticlez218 @kisstheswitch @spinningaurora
@SteelChrmr @slapshot54 @steeledsnake @SuburbanSex @AlexaBrunne @DtBHC_ @prickyourfinger @wilf3564 @collaredmom… https://t.co/q29Bad7HPB
Okay my gorgeous gymsters, we're doing a tracking week this week: Let me have your numbers ahead of the arse-kickin… https://t.co/Bbwt0CrI82
@harlequinworks Obviously you would make it simpler if all tweets were about them... :P
@harlequinworks I just assume they're all about me all the time :P
@MistressLilyana Thank you :). I appreciate the linkage But yes: cake :P
@cjlemire Ahh, thank you (I really just meant of the ones you just mentioned, but I appreciate it :))
@PrickYourFinger @GeekDomme https://t.co/eSUCSOqibu
@GeekDomme @PrickYourFinger Better make that 2,248.7 :P https://t.co/UxFlNR6DkB
@deviant_sara Not mean. It's a serious overreach. This is an interesting (informal) legal analysis She has TWO TMs,… https://t.co/JEQAZ1Z8eR
@deviant_sara I saw people saying they went and did a blitz-buy of all *other* 'cocky' books. I am pleased with thi… https://t.co/dPh2IlsSlE
@deviant_sara It's fascinating, and yeah, so bizarre. The TM specifically says 'book series' and 'romance', so EVEN… https://t.co/oj9W5kmTPP
@JJewmanfoo Stop fucking about! :P https://t.co/MaKtxASH5M
@PrickYourFinger YOU BETTER GET BUSY YOU HAVE 2,248.2 PEOPLE TO FIGHT
@jadewhisk Only 3? BUT CUSHIONS!
I'd forgotten one of my go-to replies to malesubs who land in my inbox with some version of 'can I be your sub?' "Y… https://t.co/Bjcjp3R1J1
@jadewhisk I laughed way to hard at the fact that this was "II" in what is hopefully a 50-part series... :P
@MissDoralee @YouTube THAT'S SO ADORABLE I WANT TO SEE HIM MEETING HIS KITTEN!
@KeyBarrettMSc I don't know what I was thinking for that hot second before I came to my senses!
Bumble butts!!! https://t.co/ml4d2NPCaZ
@pinklotusbud Super cute!
@MissDoralee @deviant_sara I don't think so! Link!!!!!!! :))
I am here for exactly this kind of content... https://t.co/aC2mzIOMku
@deviant_sara Me too :)) "HERE HAVE ALL THE BACON!!"
Final results: Pretty close. Thanks for your input, folks. https://t.co/CFlswXORtb
@shallowydeep I do like that interpretation quite a lot :))
@JonSymonA Yes. The wrong perspective and the right one :P
@pollysprime Having said that if I am clear with them, and I can SEE that they are hanging onto hope and getting cu… https://t.co/JpmgkUCWBR
@pollysprime I'm not sure how it's 'false hope' if you are crystal clear, but I do know some people can hold onto h… https://t.co/axl10fVZGb
RT @Ferns__: Given total honesty about the situation, if you are in a relationship with someone who is much more invested than you & who wi…
@wilf3564 Thank you :)
Aaaannnddd, I'm back... https://t.co/wWHBSq4LjC
@AlexanderLocke_ Surprise buttholes shoved at my eyeballs are never nice buttholes You can quote me :P
@AlexanderLocke_ Literal buttholes LOOK SURPRISE BUTTHOLE!!!
My website is down. DON'T PANIC!!! https://t.co/i7WuK2ZYA7
@Charm_Quark_ @southernbelle_l TOO FAR!!!
@98nemraK @PrickYourFinger THIS IS HOW KIDS GET ATTACKED BY ANGRY CLOUD MARSHMALLOWS THEY ARE BEING ARSEHOLES
@98nemraK Yes, but I am fickle and not to be trusted! "Pat me pat me pat me patme FUCK OFFFFFFFF"
@girlonthenet Thank you! :))
Today I asked a friend for input on my hopelessly incomplete fiction novella. My very specific instructions on exa… https://t.co/rgzyMmJQ5n
I am stupidly early for pilates because my plans to break into a house were ruined by an earlier reconnaissance mis… https://t.co/GgjVql3sVa